"Red Alert! Aries, Prepare for Warp Speed Changes in Your Love Life, and No, it's Not Just Another Holodeck Simulation!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Red Alert! Aries, Prepare for Warp Speed Changes in Your Love Life, and No, it's Not Just Another Holodeck Simulation!"
"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars in Retrograde Set to Stir Up Your Inner Jedi - May the Cosmic Force Be With You!"
"Aries, It’s Time to Channel Your Inner Terminator: Say Hasta La Vista to Boredom and I'll Be Back to Adventure!"
"Aries, Mars Called - It Wants its Fiery Temper Back! An Astrological Forecast Full of Galactic Giggles."