The Sun

The Sun is in Capricorn

The Sun is at 11 Cap 19' 37", and is 147100862km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Virgo

The Moon will change from Virgo to Libra in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 20 Vir 55' 22", and is 404639km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Virgo

Greetings, celestial voyagers! It's your favorite galactic guru here, bringing you the lowdown on the cosmic shenanigans going on in our universe. As it turns out, our beloved Moon, yes that big ol' hunk of rock and cheese floating 404,678.594354408km away, has decided to sit its astronomical behind in Virgo. Typical Virgo move. Always working, even when it's just sitting there. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Oh great, a Virgo moon! Now I have to get all my ducks in a row, alphabetize my spice rack, and start a new, color-coded filing system for my socks." Well, maybe not, unless that kind of thing tickles your asteroids. A Moon in Virgo period is a time to embrace that inner nerd, that science-loving, fact-checking, detail-oriented part of you. You know, the one that geeks out over the exact distance between the Earth and the Moon down to the kilometer. And if that's not you? Well, maybe it's time to let your inner geek flag fly. Who knows? You might find you enjoy having your socks color-coordinated. But don't get too comfortable in your nerdy bliss, fellow stargazers. Our Moon isn't staying put. No, no. In the next 24 hours, it's packing up its lunar luggage and shifting over to Libra. So, if you've been feeling a little more critical or analytical lately, prepare for a shift towards balance, harmony, and diplomacy. Or you know, just some really indecisive moments spent standing in front of your pantry deciding between cornflakes or oatmeal for breakfast. To sum it up, folks: Embrace your inner nerd while you can, because soon you'll be juggling decisions like a diplomatic circus performer. But hey, that's life on this crazy cosmic carousel we call the universe. Till next time, keep your telescopes tuned and your minds open. Over and out!

Mercury

Mercury is in Sagittarius

Mercury is prograde at 22 Sag 10' 57", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 120025989km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Sagittarius

Mercury in Sagittarius: The Cosmic Comedy Show

Alright, stargazers, hold onto your telescopes because Mercury has parked its celestial caboose in Sagittarius and it's a bit like when Sheldon Cooper takes a shot at stand-up comedy. You know there's supposed to be a punchline, but you're just not sure where it is.

See, Mercury is all about the details - the fine print, the footnotes, the bonus features on the Blu-ray of life. It’s like that friend who insists on reading every single ingredient on a cereal box. Meanwhile, Sagittarius is over there planning a road trip to the next galaxy, already picking out alien souvenirs. Sagittarius, the astrological equivalent of Doc Brown from "Back to the Future", always has an eye on what's ahead. So, with meticulous Mercury squatting in future-focused Sagittarius, we've got a recipe for some pretty visionary vibes. Just remember to use Mercury's gift for detail to ensure your grand plans don't turn into epic faceplants.

With Sagittarius in the mix, expect everything to be cranked up to an 11. This sign is like a cosmic energy drink, so when Mercury is here, prepare for passionate debates that make the Big Bang look like a minor disagreement. But remember, folks, keep your wits about you. This isn't a free pass to blurt out whatever pops into your head - unless you're auditioning for a role in a foot-in-mouth comedy.

Mercury in Sagittarius is like a truth-seeking missile wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma, wearing a clown nose. So, think before you speak, or tweet, or update your status. We don’t want to end up like an episode of a sitcom where everything spirals out of control because of a misunderstood text message, do we?

Lastly, remember Sagittarius is the archer of the zodiac, always on a quest, always exploring. So, harness this energy and maybe plan that trip to Comic-Con, enroll in that quantum physics class, or heck, why not start a new job at SpaceX? The possibilities are as infinite as the universe itself, so aim for the stars... and beyond!

Venus

Venus is in Sagittarius

Venus is prograde at 04 Sag 09' 00", moving at 1.22 degrees per day, and is 177996025km away and receding.

Venus Is In Sagittarius

Alright, stargazers and celestial voyagers, strap in and get ready for some cosmic comedy because Venus is currently throwing a party in Sagittarius and you're all invited! Now, I know you're thinking, "I didn't even bring a gift!" but don't worry, your presence is present enough. Venus - the goddess of love, beauty and snazzy interior design - has decided to go on vacation in the sign of the philosophical archer. This means we’ve got love arrows flying everywhere, folks. It's like Cupid on caffeine, but with less diapers and more existential dread. In this cosmic climate, hearts are about as hidden as a vegan at a barbeque. We're all amped up, ready to live life like it’s a never-ending episode of Friends: full of laughter, goof-ups, and questionable fashion choices. Sagittarius, the eternal adventurer, is hosting Venus with a hearty welcome. So expect to feel a magnetic pull towards exotic experiences, people who can't pronounce "quinoa", and places that don't have WiFi. You might find yourself trading your old routines for something brighter and more exciting, like swapping out your regular coffee for a quadruple espresso with rainbow sprinkles. Looking to spice up your love life? Sagittarius says loosen up! Book that spontaneous trip to Monaco or enroll in that underwater basket weaving class you've been eyeing. Single? Expect love to pop up in the most unexpected places - like in the self-help section of a bookstore, or in a yoga class where you're trying to master the downward facing... dignity. However, in the midst of all these lovey-dovey shenanigans, remember that honesty is the best policy. Venus in Sagittarius may make everything seem shinier than a disco ball in a laser tag arena, but once the glitter wears off, reality might hit harder than your alarm clock on a Monday morning. Now, Sagittarius is known for its adventurous spirit and that includes financial adventures. So while Venus is in town, you might find yourself making it rain without a second thought. Just be careful, because "treat yo self" can quickly turn into "indebt yo self". In essence, Venus' stint in Sagittarius is all about embracing the possibilities and staying positive. After all, the universe is like a cosmic boomerang - what you send out, you'll get back. So keep those vibes high, folks, and remember to laugh at

Mars

Mars is in Sagittarius

Mars is prograde at 28 Sag 14' 46", moving at 0.74 degrees per day, and is 362018573km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Sagittarius

Mars in Sagittarius: Get Your Bow and Arrows Ready!

Alright star gazers, hitch up your space pants because Mars, that rowdy cosmic ruffian, is in Sagittarius - the galactic Robin Hood! I know, I know, we're talking about a planet that's a whopping 362,038,354.598903835km away. How on Earth, or rather Mars, can it impact us, right? Well, stay tuned folks, things are about to get interstellarly interesting!

Sagittarius, the celestial archer, could give an optimism lesson to a rainbow-chasing leprechaun. And when Mars, the cosmic equivalent of a red bull in a china shop blasts through this sign, we all get a sprinkle of that 'there-are-no-limits' pixie dust. It's like wearing rose-colored glasses in the night sky, suddenly every alien looks friendly.

With Mars in Sagittarius, not only do we dream big, but we've got the rocket fuel to launch those dreams into reality. Obstacles? They're just a chance for an epic space jump. The downside? We might overlook the little green men in front of us because we’re too busy scanning the horizon for Klingons.

But caution, fellow space explorers! Mars in Sagittarius can be as impulsive as Spock after a Vulcan mind-meld mishap. We're more likely to take risks and might take things lightyears too far if we don’t remember to hit the brakes.

When Mars is vacationing in Sagittarius, our cosmic curiosity is dialed up to 11. It's like having a universal Costco membership – we want to experience everything in bulk! It’s a prime time for truth-seeking so let's keep our minds as open as a black hole, because the answers we need could be anywhere, even in that strange alien language you've been learning.

And what's the best thing to do when Mars is in Sagittarius? Pack your space bags and prepare for cosmic exploration! But forget the moon-tanning on Venus beach, it’s about discovering something greater, something that extends beyond our earthly existence. It’s about experiences that expand our minds and hearts, like realizing there’s more to the universe than just Star Trek reruns.

But remember, space cadets, you don't need to hitch

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 05 Tau 35' 21", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 673192069km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter In Taurus: The Cosmic Bull's Eye

As Spock would say, "Fascinating". Jupiter, the behemoth of the solar system, has decided to throw a cosmic party in Taurus, the celestial bull pen. This, my friends, is akin to inviting a philosophical monk to a quiet, earthy retreat; a retreat that just happens to be 673107988.089077234km away. And just for the record, Jupiter is currently doing the cosmic cha-cha, also known as prograde motion.

Now, Jupiter is like the Dumbledore of planets – all about wisdom, deep thought and giant beards (okay, maybe not the beard part). Taurus, on the other hand, is the zodiac equivalent of a hibernating bear – inert, patient, and occasionally grumpy if disturbed. The meeting of these two is like the ultimate Zen moment in the cosmos. It's a cosmic reminder that we don't need to scale mountains or dive into deep oceans to find wisdom. It's right there, waiting patiently inside us, probably sipping herbal tea and reading a good book.

When Jupiter sidles up to Taurus, it’s like getting a pep talk from a motivational speaker who also happens to be a sensible accountant. This transit encourages us to make realistic to-do lists, not just lofty dreams. With Jupiter cheering for growth and Taurus being the stubborn coach, we'll be checking off our goals one by one. It's like running a marathon with an encouraging crowd and a consistent pace – slow, steady, but sure to cross the finish line.

Jupiter in Taurus can also make it rain, literally and figuratively. Jupiter, the patron saint of good luck, coupled with Taurus, the Wall Street bull of the zodiac means your bank account might just get a cosmic bonus. So, it's time to dust off those financial plans and see where you can plant some profitable seeds.

But beware, Taurus has the appetite of, well, a bull, and Jupiter is known for its expansive properties. So, while this transit might have you seeing dollar signs, remember to check your impulses at the door. It's like being at a gourmet buffet – yes, the food is delicious, but no, you don't need to eat everything in one go. Remember, moderation is key or you might end up with cosmic indigestion.

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Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 03 Pis 21' 23", moving at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 1542554746km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

When Saturn Crashes Pisces' Pool Party

Alright, buckle up star gazers! Let's talk about Saturn in Pisces. Imagine if your dad suddenly showed up to your college dorm with a vacuum cleaner, a bucket of paint and a stern look. That’s kind of what this feels like. Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, is crashing Pisces' chill pool party. And let me tell you, it’s about to get real.

See, Saturn in Pisces is like when Spock decides to take a vacay in the colourful land of the Teletubbies. It's a time for all of us to channel our inner Hermione Granger, hit the library, and start turning those beautiful daydreams into reality. Yes, I know, the thought of writing a business plan for that pet rock store you’ve been dreaming about might seem as scary as the idea of a Terminator coming back from the future, but trust me, this is the time to do it.

If you feel a bit defensive at the idea of Saturn poking around in your dreamscape, don't panic. Sure, Saturn might be the cosmic equivalent of a no-nonsense parent, but this stern planet is here to help you clean up your act, not ruin your fun. So, put down that "Keep Out" sign, open the door, and let Papa Saturn in. His advice might just be the secret sauce to turn your fantastical ideas into something tangible.

But be warned, having Saturn in dreamy Pisces might mess with your sleep schedule. You might find yourself dreaming about quantum physics or waking up in cold sweat thinking about your taxes. Here's my advice: Take a chill pill. Meditate, take long walks in the forest, practice deep breathing, dream journal, and make sure you’re getting enough sleep. It might even be a good idea to hit the hay a bit early, so your mind has time to slow down and rest.

So, in short, folks, when Saturn's in Pisces, it's time to turn those dreams into reality. Sure, it might be a bit like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a goldfish, but hey, if we can put a man on the moon, we can certainly handle this. Remember, the stars are on your side.

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 21' 25", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2841205933km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

The Cosmic Dance of Uranus in Taurus

Hey, all you celestial voyagers, brace yourselves! Our rebel pal Uranus is crashing the tea party in Taurus, a sign notorious for its love of comfy slippers and well-balanced checkbooks. Imagine a disco ball in a library, or an alien at a county fair - that's the kind of waltz we're looking at here. Yes, my friends, change is coming, and it's riding on the back of a neon bull.

Now, Taurus has always been the sensible chap of the zodiac, preferring a chill night in with Netflix and some good ol' takeout rather than any kind of shenanigans. But Uranus? He's the zodiac's punk rocker, blasting his electric guitar at 3 AM and dyeing the cat blue. Suddenly, our Bull's cozy world is looking more like a mosh pit than a meadow.

On the cash front, things are about to get wilder than a sci-fi convention on free comic book day. We're talking major revamps in how we handle our dough. Uranus in Taurus could mean new currencies popping up like mushrooms after a Star Trek teleportation. Banks might as well hang 'closed for alien invasion' signs and the stock market? Hold onto your hats, it's going to be a rollercoaster ride.

And on the homefront, it's time to rethink our relationship to money. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages - all those financial boogeymen we've been hiding from under our bedsheets - we're being called to zap them with our proton packs. Possessions might start feeling more like anchors than accessories. So let's Marie Kondo this transit, folks!

Change can be scary, but remember - Uranus isn't here to wreak havoc. He's like the eccentric uncle who makes us question our beliefs, nudging us out of our comfort zones and into a more enlightened state. So let's embrace the chaos, because by the end of this cosmic shindig, we might just find ourselves in a much groovier place.

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 05' 42", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4512422228km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Greetings, star-chasers! Hold on to your telescopes because Neptune, that big blue hunk of a planet, is doing the cosmic cha-cha in Pisces. Now, you might be thinking – "Gee, I didn't know planets had a dance card!" Well, they do. And Neptune's currently got 'Pisces' written all over it. So, what does this mean for us mere earthlings, you ask? Well, my friend, it's like having a backstage pass to your favorite band's concert or discovering an extra packet of fries at the bottom of your takeout bag. It's a truly exciting time! Neptune in Pisces is like Clark Kent and Superman – a beautiful blend of the mundane and the mystical. It's about as subtle as a supernova and as gentle as a feather caught in a space-time eddy. This transit is handing out rose-colored glasses and inviting us all to put them on. It's urging us to kiss our petty differences goodbye, much like Pluto was kicked out of the planet club (We still love you, Pluto!). This celestial alignment encourages us to pool our resources, talents, and dreams to create the kind of world Carl Sagan would have been proud of. It's like a cosmic Kickstarter campaign, and we're all invited to pitch in. So, dust off those dreams of peace, unity, and universal harmony. It's time to put them to work. In this cosmic climate, it's the perfect time to dive into that spiritual book gathering dust on your shelf, or even set up a tiny altar in a quiet corner of your home. You could also try communicating with aliens using a flashlight and Morse code, but let’s not get carried away! Remember, as Neptune pirouettes through Pisces, it's like a celestial cheerleader, rooting for us to share our sacred ideas with the rest of the universe. So go ahead, don your spiritual space suit and take a leap of faith. Who knows, you might just land among the stars!

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 23' 49", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5363973348km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Hey there, stardust kiddos! Guess who just sauntered into Capricorn like a rockstar entering a sold-out concert? That's right, it’s our favorite icy dwarf planet, Pluto. I know, I know, he's not technically a planet anymore, but let's not get hung up on labels, okay? After all, Pluto is still a big player in our cosmic drama. Capricorn and Pluto are kind of like the dynamic duo of the cosmos. They're both about as subtle as a supernova when it comes to achieving their goals. So if you've been feeling an itch to climb your personal Mount Everest, now's the time to lace up those hiking boots! But be warned, my friends! Pluto and Cap haven’t taken a vow of pacifism. They're like a pair of cosmic bulldozers, ready to raze any obstacles in their path. And while that might sound like a free pass to be a bit ruthless, remember - in space, nobody can hear you scream, but on Earth, people can definitely see you being a jerk. So, let's not go tossing aside others' opinions like an old pair of socks, okay? Pluto is basically the Marie Kondo of planets. It wants us to ditch anything that doesn't bring us joy. Or, in this case, anything that's holding you back. But remember, every action has a reaction. Newton said so, and who am I to argue with Sir Figgy Pudding himself? So, as Pluto does its cosmic tango with Capricorn, be deliberate about what you're sweeping out of your life. Make sure it's not something you'll miss later. Like accidentally throwing away your favorite Star Trek collectible in a spring-cleaning frenzy. Trust me on this one. So buckle up, space cadets! This Pluto-in-Capricorn transit is going to be a wild ride. And remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes - except for that one time with the platypus. But we're not here to talk about that. Stay groovy and keep reaching for the stars!

Mercury

Mercury Square Neptune

Confusion is likely today in your relationships with other people. Take care and read all the fine print. Stay away from taking permanent legal actions as your thinking is colored by who knows what. You may be suckered into something you don't want to do or don't believe in, so watch your step. Misunderstandings in communicating with others is possible. Remember, they may not be hearing what you are trying to say. Nervous anxiety and tension may make you feel listless today. Don't let your imagination carry you away.You might have problems concentrating because your mind is often wandering. Your thinking is exceptionally imaginative, intuitive, and creative. Stretching the truth, whether done consciously or not (or a bit of both), is associated with this position. Bored with anything dull, routine, or lifeless, you often dramatize or connect higher meaning to ordinary events and situations. You are often vague in your communications, purposefully or not, as you resist being pinned down to any one opinion or stance. This is partly due to your ability to see so many different points of view and perspectives. Logical, detail-oriented work and studies are not designed for your way of thinking and learning. Creative presentations, ripe with images and imagery, are what grab your attention and interest. Your style of communication, or possibly thinking, is often self-defeating, and you should consciously avoid a tendency to give up on projects or plans before they even get off the ground. Planning ahead is not a preference, as you prefer to move along running on the fuel of inspiration and intuition.Your style of communication may be unusual, perhaps with many pauses or digressions. You may be deliberately vague or unintentionally so, depending on your nature. Some of you are great storytellers.Sample interpretation from the Merlin report — Your mind is highly imaginative and creative and you possess dramatic, artistic, or musical abilities. As a child, you enjoyed daydreaming, fantasizing, pretending, and probably lived in “your own little world” a good deal. You perceive things which are not obvious to other people and you have an uncanny ability to “read” people and situations without being told anything about them. However, you must learn to discriminate between a true psychic perception and your imagination. Learning to discipline and focus your mind is necessary if you wish to use all of your creative potential. Otherwise, you could be simply a dreamer.Communication with others is difficult for you because you often find words frustrating and inadequate to express your experiences and perceptions. Also, you may purposefully mystify or deceive others.Some Famous People with the Mercury in Hard Aspect to Neptune: Squares – Bob Dylan, Jim Morrison, Donald Trump, Jim Bakker, Mae West, Spencer Tracy, Tom Snyder, Rich Little, Jack London, Bob Dylan; Oppositions – Bono (U2), Marlene Dietrich, Richard Chamberlain, Florence Henderson, Charles De Gaulle, Christian Dior.

Venus

Venus Square Saturn

You may feel very unloved. You may see people as cold and calculating. People's lack of sympathy may depress you to the bone today. Social, financial, and romantic problems and disappointments characterize this transit. Selfishness and a lack of consideration are probably the reasons. You reap what you sow and now is a good time to analyze yourself and your relationships. There may be difficulties and delays with respect to women in general.Giving and receiving love are not flowing and natural for people born with Venus in hard aspect to Saturn. Blockages are experienced, and love relationships may be a source of frustration as a result, until the natives learn to love themselves, and to feel worthy of love from others. Duty is often associated with love, and some might find themselves stuck in a loveless marriage, for example. Especially in youth, these people might feel awkward in some social situations, unsure of how to express affections, and fearful of rejection. Problematic Saturn positions often get better with age, experience, and practice, however! In its more negative expression, some people with this position learn to scheme in order to get what they want from a partner, or they might treat partnerships as if they were businesses.These aspects can make natives especially sensitive to “cues” that suggest they are not loved or rejected in some way. People with Venus-Saturn in hard aspect can often “expect” rejection in issues of love and care, whether they are conscious of this tendency or not. This can often lead to negative situations in love — and bad timing or the feeling of having “bad luck” in relationships.People with Venus in hard aspect to Saturn might either downplay their physical appearance or pay excessive attention to it. Either way, self-consciousness with adornments is common. Often, people with this position sell themselves short. They are not risk takers when it comes to relationships, often choosing a path that they feel is safe, even if it is an uncomfortable one. Fear of giving can also express itself through tight-fistedness with money.The key to handling these aspects is to learn to loosen up and relax. Know that you may be oversensitive to rejection — and try to gain some perspective when you feel your love is not being returned to your satisfaction. Are you truly letting love in, or is there a part of you that is scared? Could your expectations and “heaviness” in the area of relationships (you might take love more seriously than most) be getting in the way of accepting love and affection? Venus-Saturn people may have deep-seated feelings of being unworthy of love, even if they are able to rationalize and decide otherwise!Alternate interpretations: Venus square Saturn or Venus opposition Saturn: *You are serious and find it difficult to enjoy yourself in a lighthearted, open and playful way with others. You rarely do something purely for pleasure, and can be very close-fisted and parsimonious. Perhaps due to painful separations in your early life, you are very cautious about becoming close to people and sharing your feelings. Though you crave love and affection, intimacy is difficult for you. You may become romantically involved with people who do not value you or treat you well. You need to learn to love and value yourself before you will find happiness in love.#You may find that your best sexual relationships are with individuals who are significantly older or younger than yourself. The role of teacher is so significant in your life that it may pervade your love life. You will need to overcome a sense of reserve or inhibition to deepen your spiritual connection. From the Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus in Hard Aspect to Saturn: Squares – Milton Berle, Julia Child, Mia Farrow, Michael J. Fox, Frank Gifford, Merv Griffin, Adolf Hitler, Dustin Hoffman, Anthony Hopkins, Michael Landon, k.d. lang, Janet Leigh, Charles Manson, Steve McQueen, Joni Mitchell, Dudley Moore, Christina Onassis, Joe Pesci, Michelle Pfeiffer, Lisa Marie Presley, Alicia Silverstone, Oprah Winfrey. Oppositions – Sandra Bernhard, Lisa Bonet, Clint Eastwood, Billy Ray Cyrus, Jimi Hendrix, Victor Hugo, Chaka Khan, Jerry Lee Lewis, Kenny Loggins, Chuck Mangione, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Luciano Pavarotti, Richard Pryor, Frank Sinatra.

Jupiter

Jupiter Sextile Saturn

Progress can be made in business and professional affairs, especially regarding law, politics, education, religion, and travel. A certain seriousness toward career and life direction is evident. Organized expansion into new areas can further your goals. You have a serious minded, responsible attitude toward achieving your long range goals.You have an underlying self-confidence that is based on your belief that life will give you whatever you want if you are willing to work for it. You see the reasonableness in the way that things happen and are willing to invest in yourself. You are very industrious, believing that hard work will bring you progress. You have a taste for material acquisition but are willing to work for what comes to you. — Interpretation from the Indra report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Jupiter and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Jupiter trine Saturn: *You have a good balance between idealism, optimism, and vision for the future on one hand and a realistic sense of what can actually be achieved on the other hand. Your judgment and business sense are usually quite good. You possess patience and the ability to accept limitation and frustration on the way to your goals.Older, more experienced individuals or mentors are likely to play a significant and beneficial role in your life.Jupiter sextile Saturn: *You have the patience and the stamina to realize your visions and bring them down to earth, a fine balance between hard work and realism, and a positive, hopeful spirit. You grow through following systems and plans, and taking one step at a time. Overnight success or instant enlightenment is not what you aim for. Your patient, well-balanced approach gives you credibility with many different types of people, and you are apt to gain an excellent reputation for being able to do big things without overreaching or becoming pretentious.#You have the capacity to endure through the daily grind to find something of spiritual value in your work and relationships. You are happy to spend time in seclusion, studying or meditating.