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8 January, 2024
Solar activity was low. Region 3536 (N05W20 at 08/0000UTC, Eai/beta-gamma) produced the largest event of the period, a C6/1N flare at 07/0752. The region grew in area and flux emergence was captured by SDO/HMI imagery. This was one of 10 regions on the visible disk. The two other beta-gamma regions were 3539 (N11W01, Dri) and 3540 (S17E47, Eki) and 3430 was the largest of all the regions.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
The solar wind environment was nominal. Total magnetic field strength was below 5 nT and Bz was mostly neutral. Solar wind speeds were presumably slow but actual wind measurements were obscured by peak tracking issues on the DSCOVR spacecraft. Between gaps in data, the ACE spacecraft reported winds speeds between 300-350 km/s. Phi angle was predominantly negative.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 05 degrees, 06' 16", at a velocity of 13.41 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.1 days old. It is 385046.46 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan, 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Capricorn
The Sun is at 17 Cap 26' 34", and is 147110787km away and receding.
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon is at 05 Sag 06' 16", and is 380611km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Sagittarius
Greetings, stardust-dusted earthlings! The cosmic roulette wheel has spun once more, and today we find ourselves under the expansive and adventurous influence of our Moon cosplaying as Sagittarius. Grab your favourite telescope and take a peek; it's 380,930.675279840km away. Yep, I calculated that while I was waiting for my organic, fair-trade, chai latte to steep. Didn't you? In true Sagittarian style, the moon is shouting from her celestial rooftop, "Adventure awaits!" And given she's in Sagittarius, that adventure might involve an intellectual debate about the existential implications of Schroedinger's cat, or perhaps a spontaneous road trip to the world's largest ball of yarn. Either way, buckle up! While this lunar phase encourages us to seek out the new and unexplored, remember that Sagittarius also has a tendency to over-promise and under-deliver. So, if a multi-verse traveling wizard invites you on a quest to discover the lost city of Atlantis, take it with a pinch of astro-salt. This lunar position is all about expanding your horizons, so let loose your curiosity, but don't forget to pack a compass. After all, Sagittarius is half horse, half archer, and while that may be great for mythological barbeques, it's not exactly known for its sense of direction. To sum it up, my dear star children, the Moon in Sagittarius is calling us to adventure, but it's also reminding us to keep one foot (or hoof) in reality. It's a day to dream big, but also to remember that even the most exciting journey begins with a single step...or in our case, a hop, skip and a jump across the universe. Happy stargazing!Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is prograde at 24 Sag 36' 45", moving at 0.72 degrees per day, and is 138641736km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Alright, stargazers, grab your compasses, calculators, and maybe a stiff drink, because we're diving deep into the cosmic pool today. Mercury, our chatty cousin planet and celestial mail carrier, has decided to take a vacation in Sagittarius. Now, let's not panic, this isn't as catastrophic as finding out your favorite coffee shop is out of almond milk. Trust me, there are still soy latte days ahead. Mercury, known for its meticulous attention to detail, is playing house in the land of Sagittarius, the big-picture dreamer. It's like Sheldon Cooper trying to understand the appeal of Woodstock. But, strangely enough, this could work in our favor. Think of it this way - now's the time to plan that trip to Mars you've always dreamed about, but don't forget to pack the toothpaste. Sagittarius carries a whiff of excitement like they've just discovered the TARDIS is real. So, with Mercury vacationing there, expect lively conversations that could rival a panel discussion at Comic Con. Just remember, in all the excitement, keep your Spock logic handy. We don't want any galactic wars caused by a misinterpreted Star Wars vs Star Trek debate. Keep in mind, while Mercury is cosplaying as Sagittarius, you might feel an urge to blurt out truths like you've been hit with a dose of Veritaserum. Double-check your facts before you proclaim that Pluto is not a planet, or worse, diss the new Doctor Who. Now, on the brighter side, Sagittarius, our celestial Indiana Jones, encourages us to explore new realms. So, gear up! Whether it's planning a road trip to Roswell, enrolling in a quantum physics class, or simply switching coffee beans, this is the time to broaden your horizons. So, fellow cosmic voyagers, let's embrace this Mercury in Sagittarius phase. Let's navigate the chaos, and maybe, just maybe, we'll discover that the answers to life's biggest questions aren't as far away as they seem. May the Force be with you! (And don't forget your towel!)Venus is in Sagittarius
Venus is prograde at 11 Sag 28' 11", moving at 1.22 degrees per day, and is 183525942km away and receding.
Venus Is In Sagittarius
Alright, celestial chums, strap in and hold on to your telescopes! Our cosmic BFF Venus has packed her bags and sauntered her way into Sagittarius. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What does that mean for me?" Well, buckle up, star gazers, because things are about to get interesting! Remember when you were a kid and you'd spin the globe, close your eyes and point, promising yourself you'd visit wherever your finger landed? Well, that kind of spontaneous adventurousness is what we're dealing with here. Sagittarius is like that quirky, backpacking friend who's always posting pictures from some exotic location and can't stay put for more than five minutes. With Venus vibing in Sagittarius, you might feel an urge to ditch the daily grind, trade your couch for a camel, and set off on an adventure. Seriously, it's like a cosmic clearance sale where everything must go – including old routines and tired relationships. Love during this transit is like trying to catch smoke with a butterfly net. It's exciting, it's elusive, and it refuses to sit still. If you're already hitched, why not shake things up? Take a road trip to a place neither of you have been or learn something new together. If you're single, keep your eyes open! Love could be lurking in the most unexpected places – like a quantum physics lecture or a sci-fi book club. But here's the catch. With Sagittarius, things can often seem better than they actually are. That glittering new love interest might just be fool's gold. That dreamy vacation spot may turn out to be a tourist trap. So keep your wits about you, folks! Also, remember Sagittarius is the sign that invented YOLO. So, you might find yourself throwing caution - and cash - to the wind. Watch out for impulsive spending, gambling, and general frivolity. But hey, if you want to invest in that astrology course or book that trip to the Andromeda galaxy, go for it! So, in conclusion, while Venus is doing her cosmic cha-cha in Sagittarius, remember to embrace the spirit of adventure, keep an open heart, but also a grounded mind. Let's make the most of this galactic opportunity to look at the bright side of everything. As they say, the more positivity we radiate, the more we attract. Or as I like to put it, you get back what you astronomMars is in Capricorn
Mars is prograde at 02 Cap 42' 50", moving at 0.75 degrees per day, and is 359194200km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Capricorn
Mars in Capricorn: A Different Kind of Martian Invasion
Well, stargazers and cosmic enthusiasts, guess who's just moved into the neighborhood? That's right, it's Mars, setting up shop in the ol' Goat's house, Capricorn. Now, you might be thinking, "What's a hot-headed planet like Mars doing in the reserved and practical sign of Capricorn?" Well, folks, it’s kind of like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory doing a stint on The Office - it's going to be interesting, that's for sure!
When Mars, the cosmic action hero, lands in Capricorn, forget about any fantasies of teleportation or time travel. Our fiery friend is trading in his space suit for a business suit. Mars in Capricorn wants us to put down our comic books, assess what lies ahead, strategize our next superhero move, and turn our wildest dreams into working realities.
This is not about haphazardly throwing ourselves into the fray; it's more like a rigorous game of chess with Spock. It's all about questioning not just the 'why' but the 'how'. Let's face it, we could all do with a bit of Vulcan logic and planning.
This transit is the perfect time to break out your inner Tony Stark. Start that ambitious project you've been procrastinating on, get back to finishing that model Death Star that's been gathering dust since '77, or simply re-evaluate your life goals. I mean, do you really need to collect every single Star Trek commemorative plate?
But remember, dear stargazers, while Mars and Capricorn are both more than ready to boldly go where no one has gone before, they're not exactly the best at handling emotions. Don't turn into a Borg, ignoring the needs of others in your quest for success. A little compassion goes a long way. After all, who wants to reach the top only to find they've become the Darth Vader of their own life story?
So, grab your lightsabers and tricorders, it's going to be a wild ride. Just remember, even in the most epic of space battles, it's the heart, not the phaser, that truly matters.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 05 Tau 41' 45", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 686687202km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter Meets Taurus: A Star Wars Episode
So, my dear Earthlings, the interstellar Jedi master, Jupiter, has decided to pay a visit to the cosmic bull, Taurus. Now, imagine if Obi-Wan Kenobi was a Taurus - he'd probably have a lot more patience dealing with Anakin's mood swings. But I digress.
Jupiter, the Yoda of our solar system, is all about wisdom and deep thought while Taurus, much like Chewbacca, is steady and strong. When these two come together, it's like finding out you've had the Force inside you all along. It’s not in some galaxy far, far away, it's in you, my friend! Just be careful not to lose it in the black hole of daily life's distractions.
Now, with Jupiter in Taurus, it's like having your very own Millennium Falcon for reaching your dreams or long-term goals. It's time for some light speed progress, but remember to plan your route first. Even Han Solo had a plan... well, sort of.
If you're looking to hit the jackpot like Lando Calrissian, this could be your lucky transit. With Jupiter - the planet equivalent of a winning lottery ticket - in Taurus, the zodiac's Bill Gates, you might just find yourself swimming in Galactic Credits. But be careful, my young Padawan. There's a thin line between need and want.
Taurus, like Jabba the Hutt, enjoys the finer things in life. So when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, meets the sign that’s known to overindulge, you might find yourself tempted by the Dark Side of impulse spending. Remember, patience and careful consideration are your lightsabers during this transit.
So buckle up, my starry-eyed friends. The Jupiter-Taurus transit could be an epic saga of personal growth and success, or a space opera of excessive indulgence. The choice, as always, is yours. May the Force be with you!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 03 Pis 54' 54", moving at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 1553818351km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Galactic Guidance: Saturn in Pisces
Alright, star gazers, it's time to buckle up and slap on your space helmets. Our favorite celestial taskmaster, Saturn, is doing the backstroke through the watery depths of Pisces. That's right - the stern school principal of planets is vacationing in La La Land. But don't be fooled, he didn't pack his Hawaiian shirt and flip-flops. Nope, he's here on business, and Pisces' dreamy realm is about to get a reality check.
Saturn in Pisces is like having your subconscious projected onto a giant IMAX screen for all to see - and then getting a bill for the popcorn. It’s a cosmic audit of your deepest dreams. You know that wild idea you've been nurturing about opening a cat cafe on Mars? It's time to either put up or shut up. But fear not, my intergalactic entrepreneurs, this transit isn’t all doom and gloom. Saturn might be a stern taskmaster, but he's also a master builder. He’s here to make sure those dreams are worth their weight in stardust.
However, it's not going to be all sunshine and space rainbows. Saturn didn't earn his reputation as the 'Celestial Party Pooper' for nothing. He’s known for crashing into our dreamscapes like a comet with no regard for “Do Not Disturb” signs. Don't fight it. Instead, invite him in for tea, let him don his rubber gloves, and help you scrub your dreams clean of unnecessary fluff. Sure, it might feel like an invasion at first, but imagine this - even Darth Vader had some good advice to give, once in a while.
With Saturn making waves in Pisces, the realm of sleep and dreams, you might find sleep as elusive as a black hole. Instead of counting sheep, try counting shooting stars. Meditate, connect with nature, take deep breaths, and if all else fails, nap like a cat (but have a dream journal ready!). The cosmos is whispering some deep wisdom during this transit, you just need to tune into the right cosmic frequency.
So remember, brave stargazers, while Saturn in Pisces might feel like you're navigating through a nebula without a map, it's also a unique opportunity to manifest your dreams into reality. After all, who said the path to
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 14' 42", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2853785697km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Lights, camera, aaaaand action! Good golly, Uranus has parked its celestial rear end in Taurus! Now, imagine Uranus as that eccentric uncle who shows up uninvited to your meticulously organized tea party, wearing neon sunglasses and blasting dubstep from his vintage boombox. He's here to shake things up, whether you're ready or not! Now, let's talk about Taurus. If Taurus was a song, it would be "Sweet Home Alabama." It loves the comfortable, the familiar, the steady, the stable. And guess what? It’s also a total nerd for money! So, what happens when you mix an unpredictable uncle with an old-school banker? Let's explore, shall we? With Uranus in Taurus, think of money like it’s a whole new episode of Star Trek - bold, innovative, uncharted. We're talking about those mind-blowing sci-fi concepts - cryptocurrencies, digital banks, smart contracts, and maybe even free Bitcoin giveaways by aliens (okay, maybe not that last one...yet). Hold onto your calculators, folks, because the world of finance is about to get a whole new season reboot! On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix, offering you a choice between the red pill and the blue pill. Will you continue to be enslaved by the monetary system - debt, taxes, mortgages and all that jazz? Or, will you take the leap and redefine your relationship with material possessions? Uranus is that nagging voice in your head saying, "Hey, let's try something new, shall we? Yes, yes, I know you don't like changes. But trust me, it's like upgrading from a dial-up connection to WiFi." And remember, while Uranus may seem like a chaotic force, it's actually a cosmic liberator. It's here to free you from old patterns, like a celestial Marie Kondo urging you to declutter your life. The changes made during this period might feel like riding a roller coaster with a blindfold on, but they could lead to a more stable and fulfilling path. So, buckle up, space cadets! Remember, the best way to predict your future is to create it. Now, off you go. Make it so, my fellow stargazers!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 11' 46", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4527128970km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, pull up a star chart and check your oxygen levels, because Neptune has taken a detour through Pisces, and it's about as exciting as watching paint dry in zero gravity. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But isn't Neptune always in Pisces?" Well, yes, my scientifically-minded star gazers, but it's like when your grandma visits. Even though she's always technically 'in the family', things just get a bit more...interesting...when she's actually in the house. Neptune, that big blue gas giant, is about 4.5 billion kilometers away, give or take a light year. It's currently going prograde, which in astrology terms means it's moving forward. In nerd speak, it's like when you finally beat that tough level in your favorite video game after 30 tries. Now, let's talk about what this all means for you. You know how sometimes you feel like an Ewok in a world full of Stormtroopers? That's kind of what Neptune in Pisces feels like. It's like being in a giant cosmic soup, where everything blends together and there are no petty differences. This transit is like a celestial call to action, a bit like when Obi-Wan told Luke that he was his only hope, but less dramatic. It's time to explore your own emotional Death Star and figure out what you can contribute to our galactic community. Maybe you're a Jedi in the making, or perhaps you're more of a behind-the-scenes droid. Either way, it's time to roll up your sleeves and get to work. If you've been thinking about exploring a new spiritual path, now's the time to do it. Whether it's meditation, yoga, or learning how to use The Force, Neptune in Pisces is here to support you. And who knows? Maybe you'll discover that you've had the power to levitate objects with your mind all along. So, in the words of the great Obi-Wan Kenobi, "May the Force (or Neptune in Pisces) be with you."Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 35' 12", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5368654616km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: The Cosmic Bulldozer Meets the Goat
Firstly, let's address the elephant in the room. No, scratch that, the dwarf planet in the room - Pluto. It's in Capricorn, and it's a whopping 5,368,640,118.642186165km away – yes, I did the math. Or rather, my trusty calculator did. But enough with the nerdy stuff, let's get down to astro-business.
So, what happens when you put Pluto, the mysterious cosmic overlord of transformation, in the same room as Capricorn, the workaholic goat of the zodiac? Well, imagine a bulldozer wearing a business suit, relentlessly plowing through anything that doesn't contribute to the bottom line. Yeah, it's that intense.
Pluto and Capricorn together are like that overachieving power couple everyone secretly admires but also fears. They're all about success, power, and getting things done, even if it means stepping on a few toes (or hooves) along the way. In this transit, empathy might take a backseat faster than you can say "But what about my feelings?" So beware, my cosmic friends, of turning into that guy who shoots down every idea that isn't his own. Remember, not everyone can appreciate the beauty of an Excel spreadsheet like you do.
On the flip side, Pluto is also inviting us to channel our inner Marie Kondo and chuck out any negative patterns that no longer spark joy. This involves some destruction, of course, but think of it as cosmic house cleaning. You're not just throwing stuff out; you're making space for new, shiny things. So, pull up your sleeves, grab your metaphorical sledgehammer and start smashing those unhelpful habits. But be careful – you don't want to accidentally demolish the good stuff along with the bad. That would be like throwing away your Star Wars collectibles because you're trying to declutter. Tragic.
In short, Pluto in Capricorn is all about power, change, and ruthless efficiency. So buckle up, put on your safety goggles, and get ready for some cosmic construction work. Just remember to keep it light and don't forget to laugh at the absurdity of it all. After all, we're just tiny beings on a little blue planet trying to make
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 17 Cap 26' 34" |
Moon | 05 Sag 06' 16" |
Mercury | 24 Sag 36' 45" |
Venus | 11 Sag 28' 11" |
Mars | 02 Cap 42' 50" |
Jupiter | 05 Tau 41' 45" |
Saturn | 03 Pis 54' 54" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 14' 42" R |
Neptune | 25 Pis 11' 46" |
Pluto | 29 Cap 35' 12" |