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10 January, 2024
Solar activity was at low levels with only minor C-class flares observed. Region 3538 (N20W67, Cai/beta) and Region 3539 (N10W27, Dai/beta) were the two main spot groups that exhibited growth during the period. Region 3546 (S24E50, Cao/beta) developed and was numbered, while the remaining spot groups had spot redistribution or were in decay.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment was at nominal levels. Total magnetic field strength averaged near 6 nT, Bz fluctuated between +/-6 nT, and solar wind speeds averaged near 390 km/s. Phi angle remained in a positive orientation throughout most of the period.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Capricorn, at 02 degrees, 50' 16", at a velocity of 14.29 degrees per day.
The New moon is currently 28.2 days old. It is 375394.76 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan, 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Capricorn
The Sun is at 19 Cap 28' 55", and is 147119366km away and receding.
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon is at 02 Cap 50' 16", and is 369917km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Capricorn
Greetings, star gazers and celestial enthusiasts! The Moon, our favorite lunar night light and the orchestrator of Earth's tides, has sauntered its way into Capricorn. Now, before you get your space knickers in a twist, remember that this is the same moon that's about 370169.103157706km away. Yes, that's right, it's not exactly next door. If you tried to drive that distance at 60 miles per hour without stopping for gas, or to admire the cosmic beauty of the Milky Way or to avoid hitting an alien hitchhiker, it would take you roughly eleven months. And yes, I did do the math. Now, what does the Moon in Capricorn mean for you? Well, Capricorn, represented by a goat with the tail of a fish (because why not?), is the sign of discipline, responsibility, and practicality. Picture a cosmic accountant with the body of a mountain goat and the tail of a tuna. So, with the Moon taking residence on this particular patch of zodiac real estate, you might find yourself uncharacteristically interested in sorting out your tax returns or finally organizing your sock drawer by color and size. But remember, folks, this is astrology we're talking about. It's like trying to predict the weather on Neptune based on the color of your aunt's cat's fur. It's whimsical, it's fun, and it's about as precise as using a horde of hyperactive squirrels to measure the speed of light. So, take it all with a pinch of cosmic dust and remember to look up once in a while. You never know when the Moon might decide to move house again.Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is prograde at 26 Sag 12' 35", moving at 0.87 degrees per day, and is 144728893km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Mercury in Sagittarius: A Technicolor Trip
Hey, space voyagers! So, Mercury got tired of doing the moonwalk and decided to sashay into Sagittarius. You know how Mercury is, right? Always into the details, like that annoying friend who points out the one pixel missing in your 4K resolution picture. Now imagine this detail-obsessed dude paired with Sagittarius, the dreamy globetrotter always planning the next big adventure. It's like putting Sheldon Cooper in a Star Wars convention - hilariously chaotic!
With Mercury's meticulousness and Sagittarius's zest for life, we're in for a time filled with spirited debates, Google-level knowledge spouting, and an enthusiasm that could power a Tesla roadster. Just remember - keep your logic cap on. We're all going to be playing Sherlock Holmes in the grand mystery of life. But don't let your deductions get so wild that they'd make a flat-earther blush.
A word of caution for this transit - think before you speak. No, seriously. With Mercury in Sagittarius, our words might take a flight faster than SpaceX's rockets. Last thing we want is to blurt out something like "Pluto isn't a planet" in a room full of Pluto-supporters. So, put a filter on your words, or better yet, apply some good old scientific method before making verbal proclamations.
Sagittarius is represented by the Archer, the ultimate explorer. So while Mercury is vacationing here, possibilities are as infinite as the universe itself. It's the perfect time to plan a trip (Mars, anyone?), hit the books, or start a new job (I hear NASA's hiring). So, buckle up, fellow stargazers! It's going to be a wild, cosmic ride.
Venus is in Sagittarius
Venus is prograde at 13 Sag 54' 58", moving at 1.22 degrees per day, and is 185332758km away and receding.
Venus Is In Sagittarius
Oh, dear, dear! Venus is in Sagittarius! Now, I'm no protocol droid, but I do know a thing or two about cosmic shifts, and let me tell you—this one is as exciting as a hyperdrive malfunction! You see, with Venus gallivanting through the constellation of Sagittarius, hearts start behaving like a bunch of Ewoks on a sugar rush. That's right, my friends, it's time to come out of your carbonite slumber and live life to its fullest, just like Han Solo after he was rescued from Jabba the Hutt. Sagittarius, as you may know, is the sign of the adventurer, a sort of cosmic Indiana Jones. When Venus takes a stroll through this sign, we mortals tend to yearn for exotic experiences, similar to how R2-D2 yearns for an oil bath after a long desert trek. Stale routines and uninspiring relationships run the risk of being abandoned, much like an obsolete Death Star blueprint. During this time, love needs to grow faster than a herd of Banthas on Tatooine, so keep things light and open. For those in a relationship, spice up your galaxy by exploring new star systems together, metaphorically speaking, of course. And those still looking for their Princess Leia or Han Solo, be prepared to find love in the most unexpected asteroid fields. However, do be cautious, just like when navigating an asteroid field at light speed. The veneer of grandiosity that Venus in Sagittarius casts can often be as deceptive as a holographic game of Dejarik. Once the stardust settles, you may find that the Wookiee you've been playing chess with isn't as friendly as you thought. Moreover, with Venus in Sagittarius, there's a tendency to engage in financial recklessness comparable to betting your starship in a game of Sabacc. Be wary of this, unless you're comfortable hitching rides on imperial cruisers. Instead, consider investing in personal growth or intergalactic travel, metaphorically speaking again! To sum it up, with Venus in Sagittarius, we have an opportunity to be as optimistic as a young Luke Skywalker staring at the dual sunsets of Tatooine. Emit positivity and potential like a fully powered Death Star...just without the whole planet-destroying aspect. May the Force, and Venus in Sagittarius, be with you!Mars is in Capricorn
Mars is prograde at 04 Cap 12' 33", moving at 0.75 degrees per day, and is 358223527km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Capricorn
Mars in Capricorn: The Cosmic Taskmaster's Boot Camp
Okay, stargazers, grab your space helmets and let's talk Mars in Capricorn. You remember Mars, right? That fiery red planet of gumption and gusto? Well, it's currently doing a tango with Capricorn, the zodiac's resident taskmaster and the cosmic equivalent of that teacher who always made you redo your homework because "good enough" just wasn't in their vocabulary.
The thing about Mars is, it's a doer. It's like that friend who can't sit through a movie without getting up to make popcorn, adjust the blinds, or take a whack at finally fixing that squeaky door hinge. Now, when Mars meets Capricorn, it's like that hyperactive friend just downed a gallon of espresso and started an ambitious DIY project...at 2 AM.
Pipedreams? Pfft, not on Mars in Capricorn's watch! This celestial duo wants us to get real, and by real, I mean roll up our sleeves and get our hands dirty. This is less dreamy stargazing, more charting constellations with military precision style. But hey, every cloud - or in this case, planet - has a silver lining, right? This transit is perfect for setting precise goals and giving your life a good old efficiency audit.
But before you start your latest mission to conquer the cosmos (or at least the pile of laundry), remember Mars and Capricorn aren't exactly known for their delicate touch. It's like trying to perform surgery with a sledgehammer. So while you're out there smashing through barriers, don't forget to be kind to the little people. And by little people, I mean yourself, too. Compassion might not be written in the stars during this transit, but it's always a good look on you.
So, as we navigate this Mars in Capricorn transit, remember - work hard, play harder, and always keep your space helmet handy!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 05 Tau 45' 33", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 691296987km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: The Cosmic Bull's Eye
Jupiter, the celestial guru, has just made a strategic move and parked itself in Taurus, the zodiac's favorite couch potato. Picture this: a wise old professor trying to deliver a lecture while lounging on a comfy recliner, surrounded by deluxe snacks. That's us for the duration of this transit. We're learning, expanding, growing - but we're doing it all without leaving our comfort zone. And yes, there will be snacks.
During this period, Jupiter is acting like that over-ambitious productivity app you downloaded and never used. It's prodding us to make big moves towards our dreams, whispering sweet nothings like "break down your goals into manageable chunks" and "start ticking off tasks one by one". It's a cosmic call to action, with a dash of Taurus-induced laziness. We're being encouraged to make progress, but at a pace that would make a sloth look speedy.
Now let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or rather, the bull. Taurus and money go together like peanut butter and jelly, and Jupiter is the planet of good luck and abundance. So, expect some major cha-ching moments. But remember, with great fortune comes great responsibility. Just because your wallet is getting fatter doesn't mean you need to splurge on every shiny thing that catches your eye. Remember, Taurus loves luxury but also values stability.
Finally, beware of the Taurus temptation to indulge. This sign knows how to enjoy the good life and sometimes forgets where to draw the line. Jupiter, the enabler, might egg on this tendency. So, next time you find yourself reaching for that third donut, remember: Jupiter in Taurus is about more than just pleasure - it's about growth, wisdom, and finding balance in our desires. So, have that donut... but maybe skip the fourth one.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 04 Pis 06' 35", moving at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 1557357381km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Well butter my toast, Saturn is lounging in Pisces! Now, don't let that confuse you. I know Saturn's got the reputation as the stern taskmaster of the cosmos and Pisces is about as chill as a cucumber in a snowstorm. But this isn't like your grandma showing up at a rave, it's more like your quirky professor deciding to teach a class on dream interpretation. Now, Saturn in Pisces is a bit like having a life coach who's part Yoda, part Marie Kondo. It's gonna make you take a long, hard look at those daydreams you've been hoarding like precious trinkets in the attic of your mind. Are they serving you? Do they spark joy? If not, it's time to thank them for their service and send them on their way. If they do, well, it's time to get cracking and turn those dreams into reality. Don't expect this to be a walk in the park, though. Saturn might be playing in Pisces' sandbox right now but he's still got his rulebook in hand. It's like your dad barging into your room unannounced just when you're in the middle of a wicked air-guitar solo. Embarrassing? Yes. Necessary? Also yes. And with Pisces being the ruler of dreams and sleep, you might find yourself tossing and turning a bit more than usual. So, take out those meditation apps you've been ignoring, go for a walk amongst the trees, or even treat yourself to a little cat nap. Just remember to keep a dream journal handy because Saturn might be sending you some cosmic homework through your dreams. So, folks, prepare to roll up your sleeves and dive deep into the murky waters of your subconscious. Saturn in Pisces is here to help us navigate our dreams and turn them into reality. And remember, just like finding a vegan at a barbecue, it might be a bit uncomfortable at first, but with a bit of patience and understanding, it's all going to work out.Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 12' 51", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2858182226km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus Retrograde in Taurus: A Cosmic Rollercoaster
Alright, folks, buckle your cosmic seatbelts because Uranus is going retrograde in Taurus, and it's about as comfortable as a bull in a china shop. Now, we all know Taurus loves its comfy couch, Netflix, and a nice, stable routine. But Uranus? That planet laughs in the face of routine! It's the interstellar equivalent of that one friend who shows up uninvited to your quiet night in and convinces you to go skydiving instead.
So, what's the big deal? Well, let's talk money, honey. Taurus is like your savvy old aunt who knows the value of a dollar and has probably been stashing cash in her mattress since the Great Depression. But Uranus is that eccentric billionaire tech mogul who's inventing new cryptocurrencies faster than you can say "blockchain". What does this mean for you? Well, let's just say, your piggy bank might soon be a relic of the past.
And it's not just about money. It's about stuff. All that stuff you've been hoarding because it gives you a sense of security? Uranus says it's time for an intergalactic yard sale. From old comic book collections to those jeans you swear you'll fit into again someday, Uranus in Taurus is urging you to break free from the materialistic chains that bind you. Remember, liberation isn't always comfortable, but it sure beats being a packrat!
So, my dear star-gazers, while Uranus in Taurus might feel like a cosmic cardio workout, remember that change is the only constant in life. And hey, who knows, by the end of this planetary shift, we might find ourselves in a better place, with less stuff and a crypto wallet full of galactic coins.
So let's embrace the chaos! After all, isn't life just one big cosmic rollercoaster?
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 14' 03", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4531904719km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: A Nerdy Hippie's Perspective
Ah, Neptune in Pisces! The universe's version of your nerdy cousin experimenting with his chemistry set in the basement. With Neptune some 4.5 billion kilometers away (or 28 Light-minutes for those who prefer a more interstellar measuring system), it's like having a long-distance relationship with a celestial body.
Now, let's talk about Neptune's 'prograde' status. In layman's terms, it's moving in the same direction as we are. Kind of like when you're walking down the street and you notice someone walking parallel to you on the opposite sidewalk. You may not be walking together, but hey, it's nice to have company, isn't it?
Neptune in Pisces is like a cosmic kaleidoscope, offering us a different perspective on life. It's like suddenly seeing in 4D and realising that arguing over whether the toilet paper should roll over or under seems rather trivial (for the record, it should be over).
This astral alignment is a wake-up call, or better yet, a cosmic alarm clock. It’s ringing loud and clear, saying, "Hey, you've got something special to offer. Maybe it's the power to knit while balancing on a unicycle, or perhaps it's the ability to recite the periodic table backwards. Whatever it is, the world needs it."
With Neptune in Pisces, it's an opportune moment to dabble in spiritual exploration. You know, like meditating with your pet goldfish or creating a shrine dedicated to your favourite pizza topping. And remember, Neptune supports you in this journey, like a celestial cheerleader, pom-poms and all.
So, nerds, hippies, and all those in between, let's embrace the energy of Neptune in Pisces. Let's dive into the cosmic waters of our emotional intelligence, find our unique gifts, and share them with the world. Because, after all, we're all in this galactic journey together.
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 39' 03", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5369871721km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Hey there, celestial hitchhikers! So, you remember Pluto, right? Yeah, that tiny icy rock at the end of our solar system that got demoted from planet status to dwarf planet? Well, bless its little socks, it's still out there doing its thing and right now, it's hanging out in Capricorn. Now, I know you're thinking, "Pluto is over 5 billion kilometers away, what could it possibly do?" Well, my friends, distance in space is like WiFi bars on your phone - it doesn't matter how many bars you have, you still can't download a pizza. The point is, even at that cosmic distance, Pluto's presence in Capricorn carries some vibes for us Earth-dwellers. Pluto and Capricorn are like the power couple of the zodiac world. They’re focused, goal-oriented, and they don’t take no for an answer. But be careful not to let their inflexible attitude rub off on you. You might find yourself so caught up in reaching your goals that you turn into a bit of a space tyrant, blasting anyone who doesn't agree with you into the nearest black hole. But here's the cool part. Pluto, in all its icy glory, wants us to ditch those bad habits and negative patterns that are as useful as a chocolate teapot. It's like spring cleaning for your soul, folks! And yes, this might mean some destruction, but remember, it's not about creating a disaster zone. It's about making room for the shiny new galaxies of opportunities. So grab your sonic screwdrivers and laser brooms, my cosmic voyagers. It’s time to clean up our act and get ready for the next stage of our interstellar journey. Keep looking up and remember, the cosmos has got your back!Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 19 Cap 28' 55" |
Moon | 02 Cap 50' 16" |
Mercury | 26 Sag 12' 35" |
Venus | 13 Sag 54' 58" |
Mars | 04 Cap 12' 33" |
Jupiter | 05 Tau 45' 33" |
Saturn | 04 Pis 06' 35" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 12' 51" R |
Neptune | 25 Pis 14' 03" |
Pluto | 29 Cap 39' 03" |