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23 January, 2024
Solar activity was at high levels with M-class activity from Region 3559 (N20E12, Fck/beta-gamma) and Region 3561 (S15W27, Dai/beta). The largest flare produced was an M3.4 at 22/2121 UTC from Region 3561. AR 3559 continued to develop new spots and increased in penumbral area over the past 24 hours. AR 3561 also developed new spots among its intermediate and trailer spots. Only minor changes or no changes were observed in the remaining active regions on the visible disk.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 40% chance of a minor event, a 35% chance of a moderate event, and a 15% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Cancer, at 04 degrees, 28' 08", at a velocity of 12.61 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.5 days old. It is 391548.01 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb, 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 02 Aqu 43' 19", and is 147234098km away and receding.
The Moon is in Cancer
The Moon is at 04 Can 28' 08", and is 394073km away and receding.
Moon Is In Cancer
Well, buckle up stargazers because it's time to talk about the cosmos! As a quirky astrologer, I have the delightful news that our dear Moon has taken up residence in the comfy home of Cancer. Now, don't panic; this doesn't mean the Moon has caught some interstellar cold or anything. In astrology, Cancer is a zodiac sign, and the Moon's like, "Hey, this place looks nice. Let's hang out here for a bit." Now, speaking in terms of astronomical measurements, the Moon is a whopping 393,897.550299619 kilometers away. Yeah, I know, that's a big number. It's like trying to count the number of times you've lost your keys or how many potato chips you've eaten in your life. Let's just say it's far... really far. But enough of these technical mumbo-jumbo. When the Moon's in Cancer, it’s like coming home after a long day and slipping into your favorite pajamas. It's all about comfort, emotions, and nurturing. It's a cosmic 'Netflix and Chill' session, but with more emphasis on the 'chill' part. So, dear friends, whether you're an Aquarius, a Taurus, or a Hufflepuff, when the Moon's in Cancer, it's time to hug your pet rock, wrap yourself in that blanket you've had since childhood, and spill the tea with your besties. And remember, take it easy on the potato chips. The universe has enough space junk as it is. Anyway, that's your horoscope for now. Tune in next time for more cosmic giggles and remember, the stars may not tell us everything, but they sure do make us look up... and isn't that sort of poetic? Stars making us starry-eyed and all. Peace out, space voyagers!Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is prograde at 11 Cap 15' 47", moving at 1.35 degrees per day, and is 177807465km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Capricorn
Well, buckle up buttercups, 'cause Mercury is currently doing its cosmic cha-cha in Capricorn! Yes, you heard it right; our quick-witted planet has decided to hang out with the Zodiac's CEO. So, what does that mean for you, my star-crossed friend? It's like getting a software update for your brain, but instead of emojis and bug fixes, you're downloading efficiency, focus, and a dash of business acumen. Think of Mercury in Capricorn as a celestial espresso shot to your mental processes. Suddenly, those thought bubbles floating around your head aren't just aimless wanderers; they're soldiers on a mission. A mission to conquer procrastination, streamline ideas, and create a strategy to reach the top, all without breaking a sweat. But before you go all 'Wolf of Wall Street' on us, remember that Capricorn also has a tendency to be a tad, well, bossy. That's right, with this transit, you might find yourself sounding more like a grumpy old professor than a creative genius. Try not to trample over others' ideas in your quest for victory. Remember, a good leader listens more than he speaks. So whether you're planning to take over the world, or just trying to get your house plants to survive another week, use this time to strategize, prioritize, and realize your potential. But remember to keep your cool, because nobody likes a smarty pants. Unless, of course, those pants are made of velvet. Then, by all means, be a smarty velvet pants.Venus is in Sagittarius
Venus will change from Sagittarius to Capricorn in the next 24 hours.
Venus is prograde at 29 Sag 52' 18", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 196631747km away and receding.Venus Is In Sagittarius
Venus in Sagittarius
Awright, space cadets! Buckle your cosmic seatbelts because Venus, the interstellar princess of love and luxury, has hitched a ride on the Sagittarius Starliner. And let's be real folks, this isn't your average romantic planet cruise. This is like swapping your trusty old horse-drawn cart for a warp-speed, zero-gravity, sub-space scooter. It's time to beam into the unknown and boldly go where no romantic wanderer has gone before.
Sagittarius, our galactic tour guide, is all about the thrill of the new, the bold, the exotic. Y'know, that one friend who always suggests the restaurant with food you can't pronounce. That's Sagittarius. And with Venus riding shotgun, your love life might just turn into an episode of "Iron Chef: Interstellar Edition". So, if your romance has been more "reruns of 'Friends'" than "new season of 'Star Trek'", consider this a wake-up call from Starfleet Command.
But wait! There's a catch (there's always a catch). While Sagittarius is busy steering us towards uncharted territories, it's also notorious for its aversion to, well, commitment. So, remember to keep your love life as light as anti-matter and steer clear of black hole-level seriousness. If you're already in a relationship, try exploring new dimensions together. Sign up for Klingon language classes or plan a trip to the Andromeda Galaxy. Single? You might find yourself attracted to someone from another star system. Just keep in mind that things aren't always as they appear through the telescope.
Yes, Venus in Sagittarius makes us crave the thrill of warp speed, but we must resist the urge to impulse-buy a fleet of starships on Amazon Prime. Be careful with your Galactic Credits, folks! This is a time to invest in experiences that expand your cosmic consciousness, not in a lifetime supply of Romulan Ale.
With Venus in Sagittarius, we're all given honorary degrees from Starfleet Academy's School of Optimism. Pump out positivity like it's your job because, let's face it, the universe could use some good vibes. Engage!
Mars is in Capricorn
Mars is prograde at 13 Cap 59' 31", moving at 0.76 degrees per day, and is 351606509km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Capricorn
"Space, the final frontier... and apparently, your personal life too! Let's set our phasers to 'realistic' because Mars, the red planet, has parked its intergalactic RV in Capricorn's neighborhood, and it's ready to get down to some serious business! Kirk out? Not quite yet. Let's beam up some more details. Capricorn, the sign ruled by Saturn - the cosmic equivalent of the strict but caring grandmother who wants you to sit up straight and stop dreaming about being a unicorn herder. With Mars, the planet of action, sliding into this sign like a starship into a docking bay, it's time to stop chasing those rainbow-colored horses and start drafting that business plan. You see, Mars in Capricorn is all about turning your fantasies into realities - or in Star Trek terms, exiting the holodeck and stepping onto the actual starship bridge. It wants us to not just act, but to act with purpose. Think of it as a Vulcan mind meld between your passion and your pragmatism. It's time to set some serious goals, re-evaluate your previous ones, and maybe even invent a new warp drive (or, you know, finish that project you've been putting off). But here's the kicker - both Mars and Capricorn are about as sensitive as a Klingon at a poetry reading. Their combined energy can help you bulldoze through obstacles like a starship through an asteroid field. But that same energy can also blind you to the little people, or in this case, the ensigns scurrying around underfoot as you climb the ladder to the captain's chair. So as you navigate this cosmic event, remember to balance your ambition with compassion - for yourself and others. After all, even Captain Kirk knew that a successful mission wasn't just about reaching the destination, but about taking care of his crew along the way. So, peek out from your starship's window and take a good look at Mars in Capricorn. It's time to boldly go where no one has gone before! Live long and prosper, my fellow space explorers!"Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 06 Tau 29' 35", moving at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 722113918km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
When Jupiter Wears the Taurus Hat: Nerdy Astrologer Edition
Alright, space cadets, buckle up! Your favorite nerdy astrologer is here with a cosmic update. Jupiter, our resident celestial bigwig, has just moved into Taurus, and let me tell you, it's like watching a planetary version of The Big Bang Theory. Take Sheldon Cooper (Jupiter), stick him in a room full of comic books and Star Trek memorabilia (Taurus), and watch the magic happen.
Jupiter is the smarty pants of our solar system, the king of wisdom, exploration, and expanding our horizons. Taurus, on the other hand, is the zodiac's version of a comfy armchair: stable, reliable, and more than a little resistant to change. When these two come together, it's a cosmic reminder that sometimes the answers we're frantically Googling are actually within us all along.
Imagine you've been given a cheat code for life. Jupiter in Taurus is like that. It's a cosmic chance to level-up, to make concrete progress towards your dreams or long-term goals. You'll feel like making to-do lists, checking off items one by one, and perhaps even attempting the impossible - cleaning out that 'miscellaneous' drawer in your kitchen.
Now, here's the best part. Jupiter is also the planet of good luck and fortune, and Taurus? Well, Taurus loves money more than a Trekkie loves a Star Trek convention. When these two shake hands, the cosmic energy could make you feel like you've won the intergalactic lottery. So, maybe it's time to check your financial standings and see if there's a chance for growth - or at least enough for a new comic book.
But beware, my celestial mates! Taurus is also known for its love of indulgence. It’s like that friend who convinces you that you need a third slice of pizza. When Jupiter, the planet of expansion, meets this overindulgent sign, we might find ourselves confusing our needs with our wants. So, while it may seem like a good idea to buy that full-scale replica of the Starship Enterprise... maybe check your bank account first.
In conclusion, Jupiter in Taurus is about finding balance between wisdom and indulgence, between expansion and stability. It's a cosmic invitation to dig deep, aim high
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 05 Pis 27' 43", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1577429232km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Beam Me Up, Saturn!
Okay, Space Cadets, grab your telescopes! We're zooming into the cosmos for a close encounter with our favorite taskmaster, Saturn. But guess what? He's taken a detour and is currently chilling in the dreamy realm of Pisces. Yes, you heard that right! Saturn, the stern cosmic principal, is having a hippie moment, hanging out in the creative and spiritual sign of Pisces! And get this - he's 1577382766.300576448km away. I mean, talk about social distancing, am I right?
So what does this mean for us earthlings? Well, it's time to put on your thinking cap and daydream about that novel you've been putting off or that business idea you've been mulling over. But remember, this isn’t just any daydream – we’re talking about a Saturn-powered daydream! So get ready to get down to business. I’m talking spreadsheets, budgets, the works. It’s time to make those dreams a reality.
But before you start crying invasion of privacy, let me tell you, Saturn in Pisces is like that strict but well-meaning parent who barges into your room uninvited. Sure, it's annoying, but you know they're only doing it because they love you and want you to be the best you can be. So when Saturn comes knocking, don't barricade the door. Invite him in, listen to his wisdom, and use it to make your dreams come true.
Now, Saturn's visit to Pisces might stir up some emotions. You might feel restless, anxious, or have trouble sleeping. This is your signal to go full hippie mode! Meditate, take a stroll in the forest, breathe deeply, nap, and make sure to get a full night's sleep. Heck, even consider going to bed early to give your brain time to process everything. And who knows? You might just wake up with the next bestselling idea or innovative business plan!
So gear up, folks! Saturn in Pisces is an astral road trip like no other, and it's time to embrace the journey. After all, the cosmos is the limit!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 05' 44", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 2888707598km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Ahoy, star voyagers! Get your pocket protectors and tie-dye shirts ready, because we're about to dive deep into the cosmic soup. Uranus, the rebellious teenager of our solar system, has taken a vacation in Taurus, the celestial equivalent of your grandma's cozy living room. Sounds like a sitcom in the making, doesn't it? Now, Taurus is all about stability - think a reliable old tortoise, happily chewing on a leaf. Uranus, on the other hand, is like a hyperactive squirrel after one too many espressos. So, you can imagine the kind of cosmic shenanigans are about to unfold! Remember that 2,888,632,628.438829899km distance between us and Uranus? Well, let's just say that even with such a hefty space buffer, you can't escape the wacky influence of this planet. The old adage "expect the unexpected" fits Uranus perfectly, but it's currently in retrograde, so it's more like "expect the unexpected... in reverse." In the world of money – Taurus’s home turf - we might see some big shakeups. Crypto enthusiasts, keep your eyes peeled! We could be on the brink of discovering Bitcoin 2.0, or maybe 'CowCoin', considering Taurus's bovine connection. Banks may start operating out of food trucks, and the stock market could take cues from weather forecasts ("Today's stocks are partly profitable with a chance of bankruptcy"). On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus might have us rethinking our relationship with material possessions. Maybe you’ll realize that you don’t need 37 different types of coffee mugs. Or maybe you’ll find liberation in digitizing your stamp collection. Who knows? The point is, Uranus is here to shake things up, and resisting is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. So, buckle up, cosmic cadets. We're in for a wild ride! Remember, the universe is a big place, full of mysteries and change. And as your friendly neighborhood astrologer, I say: embrace the chaos, dance with the uncertainty, and always keep your sense of humor. Uranus in Taurus might be a bumpy ride, but hey, even roller coasters can be fun!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 31' 43", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4560904087km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune's Intergalactic House Party in Pisces
Righto, my celestial enthusiasts! Neptune, our resident cosmic DJ, has set up shop in the ethereal realm of Pisces and it's turning into one psychedelic house party! With its groovy vibes and kaleidoscopic vision, Neptune is spinning records that are resonating on a whole new level with Pisces' emotional, spiritual Jukebox. So, what does this mean for us Earthlings? In simple terms, it's like someone just turned the clarity on your life's TV from 480p to 4K Ultra HD!
As this interstellar meetup unfolds, our pettiness over who stole our stapler or left crumbs in the butter will seem about as significant as a microbe arguing over parking space on Mars. Instead, we'll be able to see the value of unity and harmony, as clear as a Star Trek Enterprise's warp trail. It's like Neptune in Pisces has switched on the neon "Open" sign to our spiritual convenience store, inviting us all to stock up on empathy, understanding, and cosmic goodwill.
This is your galactic green light to dust off those dreams you've been keeping in the attic of your mind, polish up your unique gifts and talents, and start thinking about how you can contribute to the epic, collective mixtape of human progress. Whether it's enrolling in that online course about Quantum Mechanics and Spirituality (yes, it's a thing) or creating a shrine to Spock in your living room, now is the time to connect with the sacred, however you define it.
Remember, folks, Neptune in Pisces isn't just stirring up the cosmic pot for fun. It's a celestial call to action, urging us to share our insights and ideas with the world. It's like the universe is saying, "I've got your back, now go out there and make some stellar waves!"
So, keep your eyes on the stars, your feet on the ground, and your heart in tune with the cosmos. This Neptune in Pisces gig isn't one you'll want to miss!
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 04' 21", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5373508829km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Ah, my dear friends, gather 'round! Seems our old buddy Pluto has decided to crash Aquarius' party. Now, don't panic, it's not like he's going to drink all the punch and start doing the Macarena. No, no, this celestial shindig is a bit more sophisticated than that. You see, Pluto is the chap who likes to shake things up a bit, the master of "out with the old, in with the new", while Aquarius is the forward-thinking trendsetter. Put them together, and you've got yourself an interstellar makeover of epic proportions. We're talking major transformation here, folks, not just a simple switch from bow ties to suspenders. Did you think Pluto was just about death? Oh, contraire! He's also about rebirth, shedding off those worn-out identities and embracing a sparkling, upgraded version of ourselves. It’s like trading in your old spaceship for a shiny new TARDIS! And what does this mean for humanity, you ask? Well, let's just say we should brace ourselves for some exciting advancements. Fancy tech gadgets, space travel (possibly involving blue police boxes), but most importantly, monumental changes in how we treat each other. We're looking at a future where compassion takes the driver's seat and ego gets booted to the back seat. A world where we're not just thinking about numero uno, but numero todos. But wait, there's more! This isn't just about broad, worldwide changes. Pluto's dance with Aquarius is also an invitation to transform our individual views. Imagine a world where we instinctively think about the collective good before our own. Now that's the kind of party I can get behind! So, will you answer the call? Or will you be the party pooper refusing to do the Time Warp? The choice is yours, my friends. Just remember, in the grand cosmic scheme of things, we're all just passing through. So why not make the best of it and embrace the changes coming our way? After all, as a wise man once said, "Change, my dear, and it seems not a moment too soon."Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 02 Aqu 43' 19" |
| Moon | 04 Can 28' 08" |
| Mercury | 11 Cap 15' 47" |
| Venus | 29 Sag 52' 18" |
| Mars | 13 Cap 59' 31" |
| Jupiter | 06 Tau 29' 35" |
| Saturn | 05 Pis 27' 43" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 05' 44" R |
| Neptune | 25 Pis 31' 43" |
| Pluto | 00 Aqu 04' 21" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Square Jupiter
Today will be one of optimism and self-confidence. Your only danger is in becoming over-confident. Don't bite off more than you can chew. Watch the tendency towards self-aggrandizement, false pride, and over-indulgence in food and drink. Don't overspend, as you are likely to feel extravagant today.Although their intentions are generally good, people with challenging aspects between the Sun and Jupiter are given to overdoing things. They can easily gloss over realistic details and get themselves into debt, overindulge in pleasures such as food and drink, and promise more than they can deliver.For the most part, they find help for their excesses. Somebody’s there to bail them out, as plenty of people believe that their hearts are in the right place. Generally, this is the case, but if excessive behavior becomes a pattern, and the natives continually face light consequences, there is the danger that they will not learn from their mistakes and abuse the “system”, relying on their friends and family to help them out a little too often. Their reputation for being good people, thus, can eventually be used to further their purposes.However, many people with this aspect don’t fall into the trap of losing their sincerity. They are generous, helpful, and charitable. Still, the tendency to live beyond their means is a real threat that many struggle with much of their lives. Another thing to watch for is depression. These people tend to go through periods of intense highs when they are excessively optimistic. These periods are so marked that they seem to be unnatural and a fall seems to be inevitable. They can make promises they intend to keep, but have a problem with follow-through. Self-control can be a real problem. Usually quite knowledgeable and generous with their time, these people have many talents that they may take for granted.Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Billy Crystal, Ian Scott Anderson (Jethro Tull), Nell Carter, Edgar Cayce, Linda Goodman, George Lucas, the Olsen twins, Dolly Parton, John Ritter, Oscar Wilde; Oppositions – Robert Duvall, Beau Bridges, Monica Lewinsky, James Earl Jones, Kevin Costner.Alternate interpretations:Note: The square, semi-square, sesquiquadrate, and opposition are also called “hard”, “challenging”, or “inharmonious” aspects.Sun in hard aspect to Jupiter: Part of your soul purpose is to promote growth and expansion, whether material, intellectual, or spiritual. You are impelled to be involved in large enterprises that have broad social consequences and influence many people, and you need a rather large arena in which to make the impact you wish. You dream BIG dreams and generally possess the self confidence to promote yourself and your ideas on a wide scale. Your willingness to take risks and to branch out into areas you have yet to explore, along with your ability to project into the future and to see the big picture, all add to your capacity to come to prominence and succeed in life in a big way. However, just as unchecked growth and over-development can lead to undesirable consequences for, say, the natural environment, so too can your own urge for “more” or “bigger” have harmful effects. When out of balance, you are prone to exaggerate, to be ostentatious and pretentious, to be overly optimistic and promise things that you can not reasonably do, and to be seemingly unable to limit or restrict yourself in a realistic way. The ego-gratifications you get from being a “big-wig” may become a primary motivation rather than simply an offshoot of your accomplishments. You may be unwilling to pay your dues, too quick to try a shortcut (moral or otherwise) in your eagerness to gain your aspirations. You may also have enjoyed “favored son” or “favored daughter” status in your household growing up, and thus expect things to come easily to you. Generally they do, but relying too much on this kind of luck can lead to errors of judgment on your part, not to mention major disappointments. On a physical level, over consumption could lead to overweight and/or problems with your liver.At your finest, though, you have a generous heart, a positive spirit, and the desire to live for something bigger than yourself. Using these gifts, you can contribute much good to the world as well as your own spiritual refinement. The qualities of hope and joy are also yours to transmit to the world. — Interpretation from the Karmic Insight report.Sun square Jupiter: You have big aspirations and the desire to succeed in life in a grand way. You tend to exaggerate, to promise more than is possible, and to misjudge through being overly optimistic. However, you never lose your hopes for the future. Restlessness and discontent with responsibilities and limitations in life can be troublesome for you. — Interpretation from the Merlin Report.Sun square Jupiter: You tend to be stubborn and unable to make solid career choices. You get carried away and go off in directions contrary to your actual needs. Your judgment in vocational matters is often off, sending you on a wild goose chase. In addition, there is possible difficulty with authorities and the law and/or differences with older people. To use an old adage, you can (at times) be your own worst enemy. The advice of a trusted friend regarding career is to be recommended. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Sun square Jupiter: (The Pompous) Your eye is very much on the “donut” and not on the “hole.” You are a citizen of the world and an eager learner, so benefit by extensive travel. Others are excited by your dynamic presence and what you have to say, unless you spoil your image by exaggerating reality or monopolize center stage to hear your own voice. Then, those great gulps of life you devour can distend your ego as well as your waistline and result in chronic social indigestion. — Interpretation from the Spirit Success report.Sun Conjunct Pluto
You may feel strong forces at work today, forces of will, power, transformation, and regeneration. These forces might manifest as a desire to build or create something new or to make some sweeping change in your life. They might also appear in some sort of power play or desire to control someone. Realize that you can't control anyone but yourself and use the energies today to gain greater self-control and humility. Ego conflicts can be intense today.
Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.