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13 February, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels. Region 3576 (S17W37, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) began to show slight signs of minor decay in its trailing spots. This AR was the culprit for the majority of the activity producing a few M-class flares, the largest of which was an M6.5/2B flare at 12/0348 UTC. Another notable, long-duration M2.6 flare peaked at 12/2117 UTC, and originated from a region just beyond the northeastern limb. Region 3582 (N07W13 (Dai/beta) exhibited growth as its penumbra showed signs of maturing. Region 3583 (N09E15, Dki/beta-gamma) grew in overall size as well, maintained a gamma configuration in its intermediate section, and produced C-class flares. The remaining regions were either stable or in decay, and relatively quiet.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters indicated waning CME influences from the likely arrival of the shock related to 09 Feb CME that originated from the X3.3 flare event. Total field steadily decreased from 7 nT to 3 nT, and the Bz component was mostly northward or near neutral. Solar wind speeds gradually decreased from ~600 km/s to ~450 km/s. Phi was predominantly negative save for period between 12/1357-1805 UTC when it became positive.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 40% chance of a moderate event, and a 15% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aries, at 10 degrees, 23' 53", at a velocity of 14.64 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.8 days old. It is 365013.29 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 24 Aqu 01' 43", and is 147690322km away and receding.
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon is at 10 Ari 23' 53", and is 363483km away and receding.
Moon Is In Aries
Well, well, well, ain't it a hootin’ hollerin’ cosmic rodeo, folks? The moon, our dear celestial cheeseball, has decided to sashay over into Aries. And it's not just waltzing in with a casual 363,263.409370196 kilometers between us, reminding us it’s not into clingy relationships. Now, any scientist worth their salt (or moon dust) would tell you that the moon in Aries means diddly squat in terms of gravity or tidal changes. But we astrologers, who are equally nerdy but way more fun at parties, see it as a cosmic sign, a divine wink, if you will. With the moon doing its rendition of "Aries, I'm home!", expect a surge of fiery energy, like a caffeinated squirrel on roller-skates. It’s going to be all about action, and I don't mean the kind you find in the final battle scene of a Star Wars movie. I’m talking about life, love, and the pursuit of the best pizza in town. You might feel a sudden urge to initiate new things - like learning Klingon or starting that DIY hovercraft project. Go for it! This is your time to shine brighter than a supernova in a galaxy far, far away. But remember, Aries can also be as headstrong as a bull in a china shop… wait, wrong zodiac animal, but you get the drift. So, while you're out there, boldly going where no man or woman has gone before, take a deep breath. Don’t rush. The universe isn’t going anywhere (as far as we know). In conclusion, the moon is in Aries. It’s 363,263.409370196 kilometers away (give or take a few). You're feeling fiery and ready to conquer the world. Go forth, my brave space explorers. May the force be with you, live long and prosper, and don't forget to laugh. Because at the end of the day, we're all just slightly confused earthlings spinning on a blue marble in the vast cosmic playground.Mercury is in Aquarius
Mercury is prograde at 12 Aqu 46' 35", moving at 1.64 degrees per day, and is 205621437km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Aquarius
Greetings, space cadets! We've got a celestial update for you. Our speedy friend Mercury has decided to take a detour through the quirky neighborhood of Aquarius, and boy, is it going to be a wild ride! Mercury, our cosmic mailman, is known for delivering ideas and thoughts. And Aquarius? Well, Aquarius is that eccentric uncle who shows up to family gatherings in tie-dye shirts and talks about alien encounters. So, when these two join forces, expect your brain to turn into a high-speed, intergalactic idea factory. You'll be thinking outside the box, and then some. In fact, the box? It's gone. Poof! Vaporized by Aquarian innovation and creativity. Expect your thoughts to range from "Hmm, that's quite radical" to "Did I just invent a new form of renewable energy in my sleep?" One of the perks of this cosmic combo is a laser-like focus on truth. Aquarius is notoriously objective - it doesn't let silly things like feelings get in the way of facts. So, when Mercury takes a stroll through Aquarius, it's like we've all been gifted a pair of X-ray glasses that allow us to see situations and people for what they really are. Prepare for some major "Eureka!" moments. But remember, my little astronauts, with great power comes great responsibility. The cold, logical vibe of Mercury in Aquarius can sometimes feel like a Star Trek Vulcan mind-meld, pushing emotions to the side. It's like we've all suddenly developed Spock-like tendencies. So, while you're discovering the secrets of the universe, remember to keep your human side intact. Don't let your newfound rationality turn into insensitivity. In the immortal words of Bill Nye, "Science rules!" But so does empathy. So strap in, get ready for some intellectual interstellar travel, and remember to pack your compassion. It's going to be a stellar journey!Venus is in Capricorn
Venus is prograde at 25 Cap 47' 15", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 213245324km away and receding.
Venus Is In Capricorn
Venus In Capricorn: A Hitchhiker's Guide Perspective
Good news, Earthlings! The cosmic traffic controller has signaled for Venus to park in Capricorn. You'll find that relationships, much like my existential dread, will take on a whole new level of seriousness. For couples, consider this a chance to work through that issue about leaving the cap off the toothpaste or discuss the color scheme of your future Martian villa. And for those playing intergalactic Tinder, it's time to look beyond those who only offer a good blaster fight and seek out something that comes with a lifetime warranty. Venus in Capricorn wants your love life to have more sequels than Star Wars.
Now, let's talk beauty. With Venus in Capricorn, you might feel compelled to ditch that luminescent Lycra suit for something a bit more... earthy. Perhaps a tweed jacket or a nice cardigan, just like your 4th-grade math teacher, Mr. Spock. This transit is also excellent for starting projects. Think Death Star construction, but hopefully with a better end result. Capricorn's dedication, combined with Venus's creativity, could see you finally finish knitting that galaxy-sized scarf.
Finally, Venus in Capricorn also brings a focus on careers. Now is the time to examine if your current employment is giving you the recognition you deserve. Are they appreciating your ability to translate Vogon poetry or your knack for avoiding bureaucratic paperwork? If not, it might be time to assert your inner authority and set course to a career path where your talents are acknowledged. After all, with Venus in Capricorn, the potential for success is as vast as the universe, which as we know, is mind-bogglingly vast.
So buck up my fellow celestial voyagers, even if the universe doesn't care, Venus in Capricorn does. And remember, no matter how bad things get, at least you're not a robot with a brain the size of a planet being asked to make coffee.
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 00 Aqu 00' 29", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 340132217km away and approaching.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 08 Tau 44' 38", moving at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 772258938km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy
Alright folks, it's time to bust out those celestial notepads and space pencils, because we have a biggie to discuss today. Jupiter, that gas giant of wisdom and arbiter of 'deep thoughts', has decided to bunk with Taurus, the cosmic equivalent of that friend who never leaves the couch, but somehow knows everything.
With Jupiter in Taurus, we're reminded that the answers we seek aren't hiding on some distant star or tucked away in the corner of a wormhole. Nope, they're right here, probably under a pile of laundry or stuck behind the sofa cushions. So, roll up your sleeves, push past the distractions of cat videos and viral memes, and tap into that innate wisdom you've been hoarding like a sci-fi series on Netflix.
Now, if you've been dreaming about something big, like inventing a teleportation device or finding the perfect avocado toast recipe, this is your moment! Jupiter's got that 'go big or go home' attitude and Taurus... well, Taurus is already home, chilling and making lists. Combine those energies, and you've got the perfect recipe for getting things done, one methodical, patient step at a time.
Oh, and did I mention money? Jupiter in Taurus is like finding a $20 bill in an old pair of jeans. Taurus loves wealth and Jupiter attracts luck faster than a black hole sucks in matter. So, take a peep at your bank account, you might just find an extra digit or two. Just remember to keep a grip on reality and resist the urge to splurge on that limited edition Star Trek figurine set.
Finally, Taurus has a bit of a reputation for enjoying the good life. When Jupiter, the cosmic party animal, comes knocking, things might get a little indulgent. Don't be surprised if you find yourself eyeing that designer yoga mat or organic, free-range, grass-fed chocolate. Just remember to take it easy, or you might end up like a black hole – infinitely dense with regret.
So, there you have it folks - Jupiter in Taurus. It's like an interstellar sitcom, complete with wisdom, wealth, and a dash of whimsy. Enjoy the show!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 07 Pis 52' 52", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1597825008km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces: A Dalek's Guide
ALERT! ALERT! Saturn, that big bully of cosmic order and structure, is currently playing footsie with the dreamy Pisces. This means you must EXTERMINATE (sorry, couldn't resist) all your excuses and procrastination, and start focusing on those long-dormant dreams of yours. Fancy writing a book about the romantic escapades of Daleks? Or opening a vegan, gluten-free, GMO-free, dairy-free, sugar-free, taste-free bakery? Now is the time to turn those fantastical visions into concrete plans.
Now, a word of caution: Saturn in Pisces doesn't mean rainbows and unicorns. It's more like a Dalek barging into your dreamy bubble, demanding you to justify your daydreams. You can try putting up "Stay Out" signs or threatening to call the Time Lords, but this celestial taskmaster won't be deterred. So, brace yourself for a bit of cosmic tough love and remember, this planetary “dad” means well, even if his methods feel a bit...well, Dalek-like.
With Saturn bunking with Pisces, you may find yourself more restless than a Dalek at a peace conference. Your sleep may be disturbed, and you could end up having dreams weirder than a Cyberman doing the cha-cha. So, it's the perfect time to embrace your inner hippie. Meditate, take nature walks (but watch out for Weeping Angels), inhale, exhale, nap, and keep a dream journal handy (but no, dreaming of being chased by Daleks doesn't count as a prophecy).
Remember to get plenty of sleep during this transit. Go to bed early, like when the sun is still up (even Daleks need their beauty sleep). Use this period to tap into the deep wisdom of the cosmos. And remember, as always...keep calm and EXTERMINATE!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 12' 53", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2941806174km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
"Hold on to your telescopes, folks, because Uranus is doing a samba in Taurus - it's like watching a bull do ballet in a china shop! It's an astronomical hoedown of epic proportions! Taurus, the cosmic Ferdinand, loves a good siesta, some nice flowers, and the feeling of cold, hard cash in its metaphorical hooves. But now, Uranus, planet of change and unpredictability, has dropped in for a seven-year slumber party. Taurus might be wishing it could use that "return to sender" option right about now! Think of it like this: Taurus is your grandpa who still uses a flip phone because it does what he needs, and Uranus is that hipster cousin who's always got the latest tech gadget and can't understand why Grandpa won't upgrade to the newest smartphone. This combo could create revolutionary ways of handling moolah. We might see new currencies popping up like mushrooms after a rain, banks changing faster than a chameleon on a rainbow, and the housing and stock markets doing the Macarena. On the homefront, you might feel like Harry Potter battling the Death Eaters when it comes to debt, taxes, and mortgages. The silver lining? Uranus is here to play the role of a celestial financial advisor. It encourages us to revolutionize our relationship with money and material possessions. It's time to break free from the golden handcuffs and embrace financial liberation. So, my celestial aficionados, prepare yourself for the cosmic roller coaster ride. It may seem like you're stuck in the Matrix, but remember, even Neo had to learn to bend the rules to find his equilibrium. Uranus is here to shake things up, but just like a good blender, it'll mix all the ingredients into something better. Change is coming, but hey, at least it's not a meteorite!"Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 09' 07", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4597736593km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune In Pisces - The Dalek Edition
Greetings, my celestial star-seekers! I'm here to inform you that the planet Neptune, in all its blue gas giant glory, is currently chilling out in Pisces. Now, if we were talking about Jupiter or Mars, I'd say it's probably around 4597699732.159653664km away... but this is Neptune, folks. It's on its own orbit, doing its own thing, and right now, it's prograding like a champ. Now, let's get down to the cosmic nitty-gritty. When Neptune sidles up to Pisces, it's like a cosmic comic con where fantasy meets reality. It's like Spock jamming on a sitar while Gandalf recites Vogon poetry. It's a reality-bending blend of emotion and spirit that can make even the most hardened scientist get a little misty-eyed. Suddenly, petty differences seem about as significant as the argument over who shot first, Han or Greedo. (It was Han, by the way.) The path to unity shines brighter than the Bat-Signal on a dark Gotham night. This cosmic event is less of an apocalypse and more of a nerd-a-palooza. It's asking us to take a good look at our D&D character sheets and figure out what unique skills we can bring to the table. Maybe you're a level 10 bard with a knack for inspiring speeches, or perhaps you’re a rogue with a penchant for picking locks and solving complex puzzles. Whatever your talent, now is the time to roll initiative. Feel like diving into some spiritual fanfiction? Go for it! Build your sacred TARDIS, light up your Jedi Temple, or simply meditate under your Star Trek blanket fort. Neptune in Pisces is all about exploring these inner fantasies and figuring out how to cosplay them into reality. But remember, my fellow celestial travelers, this isn't a solo quest. Share your dreams, your ideas, your fan theories. Because in the end, we're all just stardust trying to make sense of this grand cosmic comic book. And Neptune, in its current Pisces cosplay, is here to remind us that we're all in this together. Now, go forth and conquer! Exterminate those doubts, and keep reaching for the stars!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 44' 19", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5363899165km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: The Nerdy Mixtape of Progress and Transformation
Alright folks, dust off your lab coats and fetch your tie-dye shirts because Pluto, the bad boy rockstar of our solar system, is jamming in Aquarius now. And if you think this is just another average planetary alignment, then guess what, you're as wrong as a cat trying to bark. It's like Bob Dylan of the cosmos, strumming his guitar, and singing 'The times they are a-changin'.
When we talk about Pluto, we aren't discussing your grandma's recipe change, oh no! We're talking 'Soap Opera level' drama - death, rebirth, identity crisis, the whole shebang! That little iceball, 5363919129.311326981km away (nobody likes a show-off, Pluto), is all about shaking things up, turning us inside out, and making room for something new. It's like spring cleaning, but for your soul.
Now, add the 'Steve Jobs' of the zodiac, Aquarius, to the mix and voila! You've got a cosmic cocktail with a punch that could send humanity into a whole new era. We're talking mind-blowing advancements in science, tech, and even space travel (Pluto, we're coming for you!). But hold onto your hats, because it's not just about gadgets and gizmos. This transit could also usher in a tidal wave of humanitarianism and civil rights movements. Picture a world where the cool kids are those thinking about others, where governments are playing nice, forming alliances instead of throwing tantrums. Sounds like a sci-fi utopia, right? Well, buckle up, because it's happening!
On the home front, Pluto in Aquarius is like a cosmic life coach, encouraging us to rethink ourselves and our roles. It's asking us to be less 'me, me, me' and more 'we, we, we'. It's not easy, I know. It's like trying to switch from coffee to herbal tea - a serious lifestyle change. But hey, that's the tune Pluto in Aquarius is playing. So, are you ready to dance?
So, dear stargazers, remember, this isn't your regular planetary shindig. It's a transformative cosmic party, and we're all on the guest list. Let
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 24 Aqu 01' 43" |
Moon | 10 Ari 23' 53" |
Mercury | 12 Aqu 46' 35" |
Venus | 25 Cap 47' 15" |
Mars | 00 Aqu 00' 29" |
Jupiter | 08 Tau 44' 38" |
Saturn | 07 Pis 52' 52" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 12' 53" |
Neptune | 26 Pis 09' 07" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 44' 19" |