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15 February, 2024
Solar activity was at moderate levels. Region 3576 (S16W65, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) appeared to maintain a weakening delta configuration in the northern portion of its trailing intermediate section, and produced an M1 flare at 14/0735 UTC. Region 3582 (N06W40, Eai/beta) exhibited little change and was the culprit of an M1 flare at 14/0310 UTC as well. Region 3586 (N29E68, Hsx/alpha) was numbered this period, but was otherwise unremarkable. New spots were also noted near S22E50, but remain unnumbered at this time given a lack of observation and assessment time.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters indicated mild transient influences. Total field values reached 7-8 nT. The Bz component underwent a few brief southward deflections reaching -5 nT, but was otherwise mostly northward or near neutral. Solar wind speeds, as measured by the ACE spacecraft, underwent a slight increase from ~350 km/s to ~470 km/s. Shortly after this time phi became variable, and then predominantly negative at approximately 14/1729 UTC.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Taurus, at 08 degrees, 54' 51", at a velocity of 13.86 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 6 days old. It is 371019.5 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 26 Aqu 03' 02", and is 147745730km away and receding.
The Moon is in Taurus
The Moon is at 08 Tau 54' 51", and is 373260km away and receding.
Moon Is In Taurus
Ah, greetings dear Earthlings and future space travelers! I bring celestial news for your star-blessed journey. Now, where did I put my spectacles... Ahem, according to my calculations, which are nearly as accurate as the trajectory of a hyperdrive-less Millennium Falcon, the Moon is making its grand tour through Taurus, the zodiac's most stubborn yet dependable resident. Currently, it is approximately 372,962.298264175km away, give or take a few parsecs - but who’s counting, right? Oh yes, I am. Now, you might think that’s quite a distance - roughly equivalent to 9.3 trips around the circumference of your beloved Earth, or about 0.00004 light years. But in cosmic terms, it's practically next door. So close, in fact, you could almost reach out and tickle the Man in the Moon's nose, if he had one. Having the lunar body in Taurus is a bit like inviting a Jedi to a tea party. It has a calming effect on our emotions, making us crave stability and comfort. Just like how Chewbacca feels about a good game of Dejarik! So, if you find yourself suddenly inclined to wrap yourself in a knitted Ewok-wool blanket while sipping on some Tatooine tea, don't be surprised. That's just Taurus energy encouraging you to seek out the cozy corners of life and embrace the joy of simple pleasures. And remember, just because the Moon is in Taurus doesn't mean you have to act like a Bantha. Even though Taurus can be known for their stubborn tendencies, use this time to ground your thoughts, relax your mind, and maybe even enjoy a good, hearty meal that would make Jabba The Hutt envious. As always, may the Force...err...Stars be with you. Stay stargazing, my friends!Mercury is in Aquarius
Mercury is prograde at 16 Aqu 05' 10", moving at 1.67 degrees per day, and is 206681113km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Aquarius
Astro Nerd Alert: Mercury In Aquarius
Oh, my stars! Mercury, that speedy little messenger planet, has entered the radical realm of Aquarius. Brace yourselves, earthlings, because things are about to get a bit... unconventional. Just like that time when R2-D2 started brewing coffee instead of saving galaxies.
If you've ever wondered how it would feel to think like a mad scientist, congratulations! Your wish is the cosmos' command. With Mercury in Aquarius, our thoughts take on a life of their own. We're talking Doc Brown from "Back To The Future" level of innovation. Yes, the flux capacitor might seem like a crazy idea, but hey, it's time travel we're talking about!
Now, Aquarius is known for being as impartial as Spock from Star Trek. So while Mercury is doing its cosmic dance through this sign, expect to see things with the clarity of Hubble Telescope. Those emotional blinders? Gone. It's like viewing the world in high-definition 4D. Get ready for some major "Eureka!" moments, folks.
However, a word of warning: as much as we'd love to live in a world ruled by logic and reason (looking at you, fellow Trekkies), we can't ignore the power of emotions. The cerebral nature of Mercury in Aquarius can be as overpowering as Darth Vader on a bad day, making it hard to connect with our softer side. So while it's great to think outside the TARDIS, make sure you don't step on too many hearts along the way.
In a galaxy far, far away... Mercury may still be in Aquarius. But remember, we're all just stardust trying to make sense of this vast cosmic journey. So let's use this time to embrace our inner geek, challenge the status quo and, most importantly, keep our sense of humor intact. After all, the universe has a funny way of reminding us not to take life too seriously.
Venus is in Capricorn
Venus is prograde at 28 Cap 15' 38", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 214715108km away and receding.
Venus Is In Capricorn
Greetings, fellow space cadets! I come bearing the celestial news that Venus - yes, that spinning disco ball of love and beauty - has decided to park its celestial self in the serious, goal-oriented territory of Capricorn. It's like inviting a hippie to a board meeting. Intriguing, isn't it? Now, let's put on our metaphorical lab coats and dive into the cosmic implications of this celestial event using the most sophisticated language known to mankind - nerd-speak. With Venus in Capricorn, your love life might start resembling a Star Trek episode - full of deep conversations about the future and, potentially, some unexpected Klingon-like confrontations. But fear not! This is just the universe's way of ensuring your romantic relationships are warp-speed ready. For all the single star gazers out there, this is your chance to ditch the emotionally unavailable Romulans and find yourselves a Spock - someone who's in for the long cosmic journey. In the realm of fashion and beauty, Venus in Capricorn is like switching from the flamboyant garb of the Ferengi to the subdued uniform of the Federation - it's all about simplicity and functionality. And if you've been contemplating creating your own version of the Starship Enterprise out of toothpicks, now's the perfect time. Finally, let's talk business. If you've been feeling like a redshirt in your professional life, Venus in Capricorn signals an opportunity to step up and claim your captain's chair. It's time to beam up your career ambitions! So, whether you're navigating intergalactic love affairs or plotting a course for professional success, remember: like any good Starfleet officer, it's about the journey, not just the destination. Live long and prosper, my friends!Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 01 Aqu 32' 42", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 339001684km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Mars in Aquarius: The Galactic Rebel
Alright, cosmic voyagers! Grab your telescopes and set them to Mars – the Red Planet has booked a one-way ticket to Aquarius. Now, don't panic, nobody is going to be abducted by aliens...yet. This is all metaphorical, folks! Well, except for the distance between Earth and Mars. That's a whopping 339,026,067.674775004km. Do you want that in miles? No, I didn't think so.
Mars, that fiery little celestial ball of courage, is currently doing its best impression of Michael Jackson's moonwalk, aka it's prograde. And there's no better partner for this dance than Aquarius, the zodiac's resident free thinker, who is so out-of-the-box, the box is a mere dot on the horizon.
Here's the deal: Mars in Aquarius is like Spock at a Starfleet party. It's not about brawn or brute force, it's about intellect and innovation. We're not throwing punches here, we're throwing ideas. So, strap on those thinking caps and get ready to brainstorm like it's the finals of the Intergalactic Quiz Bowl.
During this transit, forget about doing things the way they've always been done. It's about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Instead, imagine a future more futuristic than a sci-fi movie marathon and then take active steps to make it happen.
Also, if you ever had the urge to fight for the underdog, now's the time. Mars in Aquarius is like a social justice warrior with a PhD in equality. So, let's channel that energy to change the world, one revolutionary idea at a time.
Lastly, remember: Mars in Aquarius doesn't do rules. It's the rebel of the zodiac, and conformity is about as appealing as wearing socks with sandals. So, break free from old patterns and let your inner maverick shine. After all, who needs a box when you've got a whole galaxy to play with?
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 09 Tau 01' 07", moving at 0.14 degrees per day, and is 776896425km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy
Alright, stargazers, buckle up. Jupiter, the king of planets, has decided to play house in Taurus, the stubborn bull of the zodiac. It's a bit like a science professor moving in with a bodybuilder - some serious wisdom meeting brute force. Let the cosmic sitcom begin!
Jupiter, that old sage of the solar system, is all about expansion and higher knowledge. Taurus, meanwhile, is all about getting things done, one slow, determined step at a time. Put these two together and what do you get? Supercharged ambition with a side of practicality. So, dust off those dreams, roll up your sleeves, and get ready to start crossing off that bucket list.
And remember, when Jupiter is in Taurus, it's not just about the journey, it's about the rewards. This transit screams "prosperity", but not just in terms of wealth. We're talking about richness of experiences, of accomplishments, and of really, really good cheese (because let's be real, Taurus loves the finer things in life).
But don’t go overboard! We know it’s tempting when the planet of plenty meets the sign of indulgence, but if you start treating every desire like a need, you may find yourself in a bit of a pickle. Or worse, out of pickles entirely! Moderation is key here, folks. Remember, even the most delicious cake can lose its charm when you've had too much.
So, to sum up: this Jupiter in Taurus transit is like a cosmic green light for your dreams. But don't forget to enjoy the ride and maybe stop for a picnic or two along the way because, you know, Taurus. Happy stargazing!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 08 Pis 07' 17", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1598924897km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
When Saturn Plays Marco Polo with Pisces
Alright, folks, time to put on your celestial snorkeling gear because Saturn is doing the backstroke in the Piscean sea. Now, before you start panicking about the astronomical distance of 1598907099.948252201km between us and Saturn (I mean, who's counting anyway?), let's dive deeper into what this means for us terrestrials.
Saturn, the cosmic CEO, in the dreamy realm of Pisces is like having a board meeting in the middle of a lucid dream. It's a time when the Universe is saying, "You know that wild idea you had while showering or humming 'Bohemian Rhapsody' at 3 a.m.? Let's do something about it." So, get ready to dust off those napkin sketches and half-baked plans. They’re about to get a reality check from Saturn, the celestial auditor, and no, he doesn't accept bribes in stardust.
Now, don't get all flustered if Saturn starts poking holes in your dreams. He's like that well-meaning but slightly annoying relative who insists on feng-shui-ing your entire life. He might be intrusive, but remember, he's doing it for your own good. I mean, imagine a universe where planets just barged into each other's orbits without any discipline. Chaos, right? So, brace yourself and let Saturn do his thing. Who knows, you might end up thanking him for rearranging your cosmic furniture.
On the flip side, this Piscean-Saturn escapade may mess up your sleep schedule. It's like Saturn's throwing a cosmic slumber party, and your subconscious is invited. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself having peculiar dreams about intergalactic unicorns or suddenly waking up with the solution to world peace. The key is to embrace this cosmic insomnia and listen to what your dreams are telling you. Meditate, take long walks (preferably not sleepwalking), and keep a dream journal handy. That crazy dream about floating bagels could be the next big startup idea, who knows!
So, buckle up for this celestial roller coaster ride. And remember, no matter how chaotic it gets, the universe is not out to get you. It's just Saturn playing Marco Polo with Pisces.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 14' 46", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2946891711km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Great Scott! As if we don't have enough to worry about, Uranus, that rebellious celestial teenager, has decided to set up camp in Taurus for a spell. Now, Taurus, as we know, loves its comfort, its routine and its two sugars in the morning coffee. It's the celestial equivalent of your trusty old labrador - reliable, steady, not too keen on change. But then along comes Uranus, like a cosmic cat amongst the zodiac pigeons! It's all about shaking things up, upending the status quo, and generally turning everything topsy-turvy. It's the equivalent of Marty McFly rocking up to 1955 and introducing Chuck Berry to rock 'n' roll before its time! Now, Taurus is often thought of as the Wall Street of the zodiac, the financial advisor, if you will. So, with Uranus parking its spaceship in Taurus, get ready for some celestial insider trading. We're talking revolutionary ways of dealing with money. Could Bitcoin become Bitbull? Might we see an intergalactic stock exchange? The possibilities are astronomically intriguing! On the ground level, Uranus in Taurus is going to give us a chance to re-evaluate our "earthly" attachments. It's like a cosmic decluttering. Do you really need that 1985 DeLorean DMC-12 gathering dust in the garage? Uranus says, "let it go, my friend, liberate yourself from the chains of materialism!" Remember, while this might feel as overwhelming as trying to calculate a flux capacitor's input with a slide rule, these changes are here to help us grow. Think of it as Uranus giving us a cosmic push towards a more stable future. As I always say, "Your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it. So, make it a good one!" So buckle up, my fellow stargazers, Uranus in Taurus is going to be one wild ride. But remember, we've got this. We're the ones who survived 2020 after all!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 13' 08", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4600455571km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune's Pisces Pool Party
Alright, star children, gather 'round! Your favorite celestial DJ is here to drop some groovy vibes on you. Now, imagine Neptune, the lord of the sea, has taken a detour from its usual rounds and decided to throw an epic pool party in Pisces' backyard. The cool thing is, you're all invited! This isn't just any party though, it's one of those rad 60s-style get-togethers where everyone suddenly realizes they're all connected, man. Like, we're all stardust, you dig?
Neptune in Pisces is like swapping your regular glasses for kaleidoscope ones. The world looks different but in a good way! You suddenly see the beauty of unity and how petty differences are as significant as a single grain of sand on a cosmic beach. Pretty insignificant, right? It's time to come together, share ideas, and work towards our collective progress. Think of it as a cosmic brainstorming session, with Neptune playing the role of an enthusiastic project manager.
Now's the perfect time to dive into that spiritual path you've been thinking about. Ever wanted to try meditation or yoga? How about setting up an altar at home? Go for it! Neptune's energy is like having WiFi in the middle of the ocean - it's there, supporting you, providing the connection you need to explore, learn, and grow.
Neptune in Pisces is the universe's way of saying: "Hey, I've got your back, and together we can create something beautiful". So, take this opportunity to tap into your emotional intelligence, find your unique voice, and share it with the world. And remember, folks, we're all in this cosmic pool party together!
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 47' 56", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5362021431km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Well, hold onto your lightsabers, folks, because Pluto has packed its cosmic bags and hitched a ride on the Aquarius Express. At a nifty distance of 5362043169.439550400km away, (yeah, I checked my Space-O-Meter), Pluto decided to go prograde, which in big fancy space talk means it's moving in the same direction as us Earthlings. Now, before you start picturing Pluto in an Aquarius-themed disco outfit, let me level with you. This isn't just about Pluto getting a zodiac makeover. It's more like Skywalker trading his farm-boy look for the Jedi-robe. We're talking about a major glow-up here, folks! Pluto, our celestial buddy, is the planet of transformation, the Dumbledore of our solar system, if you will. It's all about "You must die to live" kind of vibe. Not the kind where you change your hairstyle, but the one where you start questioning your very existence. And Aquarius? It's the sign of progress. It's the nerdy scientist who spends weekends inventing something that will change the world. So, when these two join forces, we're not just talking about a new chapter. We're talking about a whole new book! Prepare to see some significant upgrades in science, technology, and space travel (lightsabers, anyone?). But even cooler? We'll also witness some epic leaps forward in civil rights and humanitarianism. It's like the Avengers assembling, but instead of tackling Thanos, they're taking on injustice and inequality. On a personal note, this dynamic duo urges us to look at ourselves through a radically different telescope. What if we were all a bit less Han Solo and a little more Yoda? Thinking about the greater good rather than just our own ambitions? That's the kind of transformation Pluto in Aquarius is gunning for. So, are you ready to answer the call? Or will you keep your phone on silent and miss the chance to become part of this intergalactic evolution? The choice, my friends, is as clear as a galaxy far, far away.Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 26 Aqu 03' 02" |
Moon | 08 Tau 54' 51" |
Mercury | 16 Aqu 05' 10" |
Venus | 28 Cap 15' 38" |
Mars | 01 Aqu 32' 42" |
Jupiter | 09 Tau 01' 07" |
Saturn | 08 Pis 07' 17" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 14' 46" |
Neptune | 26 Pis 13' 08" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 47' 56" |