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17 February, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels due to an X2.5/1n flare at 16/0653 UTC from Region 3576 (S16, L=057) on the SW limb. Type II and IV sweeps and a 10.7 cm burst were associated with this event. An associated CME was observed in SOHO/LASCO C2 imagery at 16/0936 UTC off the SW limb. Modelling of the CME showed no Earth-directed component. Region 3576 continued to show signs of decay as it transited the SW limb. Region 3583 (N09W40, Fko/beta) had slight growth. The rest of the numbered regions were either stable or in decay.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters became mildly enhanced after 16/0905 UTC. Total field increased to 9 nT. Solar wind speed increased from 400 km/s to 455 km/s initially before decreasing to near 390 km/s. The Bz component ranged from +9 nT to -2 nT. Phi angle became variable after 16/1030 UTC.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Gemini, at 05 degrees, 52' 13", at a velocity of 13.12 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 8 days old. It is 379815.26 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 28 Aqu 04' 15", and is 147803106km away and receding.
The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon is at 05 Gem 52' 13", and is 384139km away and receding.
Moon Is In Gemini
Well, hello fellow space cadets! The Moon has decided to shimmy its way into Gemini, and boy oh boy, does it have a surprise for us! It's currently 383,851.656494318 km away. Now, that might sound like a lot, but in cosmic terms, it's like your next-door neighbor inviting you over for a cup of alien tea. Gemini, the celestial twins, are known for their dual nature and quick wit. So, it’s like we have two moons instead of one, like a cosmic BOGO deal! Expect duplicity in your life, like finding two socks in the dryer instead of the usual one, or your boss suddenly being nice to you. Now channeling my inner Predator (sans the dreadlocks and thermal vision), I'd say, "The hunt is on!" But don't worry, not the kind where you're running for your life in a jungle. No, this hunt is for knowledge, communication, and networking. And maybe for that remote control you lost last week. Gemini loves to gab, so expect lots of conversations, texts, emails, maybe even a message in a bottle if you’re feeling particularly old school. While you're at it, just be careful not to spill all your secrets. Remember, discretion is the better part of valor, and in this case, not ending up on an embarrassing viral tweet. So, pull up your socks, charge up your brain cells, and get ready to juggle all the curveballs this Gemini Moon is about to throw. And remember, if things get too intense, there’s always the option to hide under your blanket and pretend you’re invisible, because, science or not, sometimes a good old ostrich strategy does the trick! Until next time, keep your telescopes handy and your minds open. The universe is wild, unpredictable, and filled with wonders, just like your Aunt Edna’s meatloaf. And remember, in the grand scheme of things, we're all just stardust with a dash of cosmic humor.Mercury is in Aquarius
Mercury is prograde at 19 Aqu 27' 10", moving at 1.7 degrees per day, and is 207439981km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Aquarius
Mercury in Aquarius: An Intergalactic Revelation
Good day, fellow denizens of the cosmos! Your friendly neighborhood astrologer droid here, spinning tales of celestial mechanics with all the charm and humor of C3PO (but thankfully, without the incessant worrying). Now, let's peer into our metaphorical telescopes and behold that tiny, speedster planet Mercury making its grand tour through the progressive, envelope-pushing sign of Aquarius. Indeed, just as the Millennium Falcon in hyperdrive, our thoughts and ideas are set to warp speed ahead, bypassing the realm of "what is" and catapulting us into the exciting dimension of "what could be". So, don't panic if your brain starts producing ideas that make Einstein's theory of relativity look like a toddler's doodles, it's just the Mercury-Aquarius effect. Now, Aquarius has always been the galaxy's top-notch, unflappable diplomat, adept at not letting pesky emotions cloud its judgement. Therefore, with Mercury in Aquarius, we're gifted with the chance to view our closely-held beliefs, passionate flings, and heated arguments through an analytical, Vulcan-like lens. Yes, my cosmic travelers, get ready for a series of "Eureka!" moments worthy of a Nobel prize—or at least a well-placed meme on your social media feed. However, heed this caution from your science-loving, flower child astrologer: the cerebral might of Mercury in Aquarius can sometimes overshadow our feelings, reducing them to mere data points in an emotional algorithm. It's like trying to compute love using only binary code—rather tricky! In other words, there's a risk that we might temporarily misplace our empathy chips during this transit, becoming more robotic than human. So, remember to handle your conversations with the same care as you would handling a lightsaber or a thermal detonator. The galaxy will thank you! May the force (and the favorable astrological transits) be with you, always!Venus is in Aquarius
Venus is prograde at 00 Aqu 44' 03", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 216165578km away and receding.
Venus Is In Aquarius
Geek Alert! Venus In Aquarius
Whoa, nerds and astro-geeks! Venus has just entered the cosmic neighborhood of Aquarius and it's like she's put on a pair of Clark Kent glasses and a Spock ears. We're talking about love and friendship blurring together like a Starfleet officer falling for a green-skinned alien beauty. Suddenly, your "just friends" start looking like they've stepped out of a RomCom holodeck simulation. Dating advice 101: Don't beam away from social outings - you might just meet your perfect match.
Now, Aquarius isn't your typical mushy, lovey-dovey sign, it's more a Vulcan when it comes to emotions - logical and detached. So, while Venus is in Aquarius, expect less candle-lit dinners and more philosophical debates over Star Wars vs Star Trek. It's not standoffish, it's just that Aquarius' approach to love is as uncomplicated as Sheldon Cooper explaining the theory of relativity. Now, if you're a fan of the warm and fuzzy stuff, this might seem colder than a Wampa's cave. But hey, this non-possessive vibe can give your relationship a breath of fresh air...and who doesn't want that?
For those of you who are as committed as Frodo was to destroy the ring, Venus in Aquarius encourages you to reconnect with your partner over shared hobbies, like binge-watching the entire MCU or debating who the best Doctor Who is. And for those of you who like to fly solo, prepare to teleport into the dating scene with an unconventional flare that matches your favorite comic book character. Parties, meetups, even comic cons could be the place where you find your next Player 2. And who knows, you might even find yourself attracted to a type you've always overlooked. Just remember: the more open-minded, the better your chances of leveling up in love.
While Venus is in Aquarius, we're all drawn towards modern, unique styles. You might find yourself cosplaying on a Wednesday or splurging on that limited edition action figure you've had your eye on. Embrace it! After all, who says love and nerdy can't go hand in hand?
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 03 Aqu 05' 01", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 337867036km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Well, buckle up me little star gazers because our cosmic buddy Mars has decided to take a vacay in Aquarius! Now, I know what you're thinking: "What does this mean for my Netflix schedule?" Well, let me tell ya, this is like the ultimate plot twist in your favorite sci-fi series. So here's the skinny. Mars, the red planet, the big ol' celestial warrior, is taking a dip in the cosmic pool of Aquarius, the water bearer. Now, normally Aquarius is cool as a cucumber, not one to get all hot under the collar, but with Mars doing its planetary cannonball? Oh boy, it's like your mild-mannered librarian suddenly decided to start a punk rock band. During this cosmic concert, the universe is handing us a golden ticket to think like we've never thought before. I'm talking Einstein meets Picasso on a rocket ship to Pluto kind of thinking. Forget about the box, folks. Heck, forget there was ever a box to begin with. Injustices? Societal problems? Tsk-tsk, they’re about as welcome as a Klingon at a Starfleet convention. Aquarius, our humanitarian hero, is all about rooting for the underdogs, and with Mars stirring things up, we have the power to not only see the problems but also create solutions. It's like having a sonic screwdriver in a world full of locked doors. And who needs rules when Mars is doing a cosmic conga line through Aquarius? This is the time to be the rebel, to shove tradition aside like old pizza boxes after a gaming marathon. Embrace a new approach, channel your inner Tony Stark, and remember, the cosmos is your oyster. So, grab your telescopes, put on your thinking caps, and let's make the most of this planetary party. And remember, in the words of the great Spock, "Change is the essential process of all existence." Beam me up, Mars!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 09 Tau 18' 10", moving at 0.14 degrees per day, and is 781491279km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings, star gazers! Put on your nerdiest of spectacles and grab a cup of cosmic tea because guess what? Jupiter has just RSVPed to Taurus' slumber party. Yes, you heard it right! The celestial giant, Jupiter is taking a sojourn in the comfy abode of Taurus, and boy oh boy, things are about to get interesting! Now, Jupiter is the Yoda of our solar system - wise, expansive, and always up for a good philosophical chat. And when it snuggles up with Taurus, the galaxy’s most steadfast couch potato, it’s like Luke Skywalker finally getting his hands on that elusive lightsaber manual. All the knowledge you've been seeking is suddenly within arm's reach, nestled between the old remote and the popcorn crumbs. This cosmic mash-up is a golden opportunity to channel your inner Jedi, and make some real progress towards that Death Star-sized dream you’ve been harboring. With Jupiter providing the fuel of ambition, and Taurus calmly guiding the controls, it's time to tick off those galactic bucket list items one by one. Jupiter in Taurus is like finding a hidden stash of credits in your old space boots. Jupiter, the celestial Santa Claus, and Taurus, the intergalactic tycoon, can bring a hefty dose of prosperity your way! But remember, my friends, with great power comes great responsibility. Taurus is a bit like Jabba the Hutt when it comes to indulging in life's pleasures, so when Jupiter rolls in, we might be tempted to swap our needs for Wookiee-sized wants. So, as we navigate through this celestial event, let's remember to keep our impulses in check, lest we end up encased in carbonite (or worse, stuck with a maxed-out credit card). Embrace the wisdom, enjoy the prosperity but don't forget to keep your cosmic balance in check. May the force (and Jupiter in Taurus) be with you!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 08 Pis 21' 45", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1599873174km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: Enter the Dream Realm...or the Twilight Zone?
Ah, my star-crossed friends, our ringed friend Saturn has just sashayed into Pisces, the zodiac's resident dreamer. Like a cosmic version of ‘Obi-Wan’ Kenobi, Saturn is here to guide us through the mystical realm of our dreams and aspirations, whispering in our ears, "This is the path you're looking for". But be warned, this isn't a simple walk in the park...it's more like a rollercoaster ride through the universe's biggest theme park.
Now, I know what you're thinking - "Is this some sort of interstellar intervention?" Well, it might feel like that when our cosmic father figure Saturn starts snooping around your daydreams. It's as if he's telling us, "These dreams aren't going to manifest themselves, kiddo". So, instead of hanging the "Do Not Disturb" sign and hiding under the bed, let's embrace this opportunity to bring some order to our dreamland chaos.
Now, with Saturn in Pisces, you might find yourself tossing and turning at night like a fish out of water (see what I did there?). But fear not, my fellow insomniacs. This is a fantastic time to channel your inner hippie and find your zen. Meditate, stroll through an enchanted forest, breathe like you're on the beach of a distant planet, or even take a nap (don't forget your dream journal!). Maybe even hit the hay early - after all, who knows what celestial secrets you'll uncover in slumberland?
So buckle up, space cowboys and cowgirls. With Saturn in Pisces, we're in for a deep-dive into the depths of our dreams. Here's hoping we surface with something more than a wet blanket and some sand in our shoes. Welcome to the dream realm, may the force (or Saturn’s gravitational pull) be with you!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 16' 51", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2951955271km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, celestial travelers! Gather round and let me spin you a tale, straight from the cosmic loom. Uranus, that quirky, off-kilter planet of ours is currently sashaying its way through Taurus, a zodiac sign known for its love of stability more than any fun facts about quantum physics. Now, I know what you're thinking. A Taurus, with their affinity for routine, comfort, and a good nap, hosting the rebellious rockstar of our solar system? Sounds like a sci-fi sitcom waiting to happen! But fear not, the universe has a sense of humor too, and it seems it's lined up a real shindig for us. You see, the otherwise tranquil Taurus is being nudged out of its cozy corner by Uranus, which is all about shaking things up. It's like the stubborn bull has been thrust into a cosmic disco, and Uranus is playing the DJ. Goodbye, quiet nights in front of the TV, hello, intergalactic rave! In the Taurus realm, money rules supreme. And with Uranus strutting in, we could see some radical transformations in how we handle our moolah. We might see new forms of currency popping up - perhaps we'll start trading in stardust or quasar coins! Banks could get a space-age makeover or even disappear, while the housing and stock markets might just do the cha-cha-cha under Uranus' influence. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is urging us to break free from the shackles of money. Debt, bills, taxes - they're like black holes sucking in our finances. But Uranus is here with a cosmic crowbar to pry us away from these monetary woes. This transit wants us to rethink our relationship with material possessions. It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to evaluate whether our wealth truly sparks joy or just loads us up with more space junk. So brace yourselves, earthlings! This Uranian roller coaster ride might be a bit bumpy, but it's sure to land us in a better place. So let's boldly go where no Taurus has gone before, and remember, resistance is futile! Change is the only constant in this universe after all. We're all stardust, baby!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 17' 13", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4603023093km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune, my friends, is currently hanging out in Pisces. Now, I know you're probably asking, "What does that even mean? Is Neptune hosting a cosmic cocktail party with Pisces as the honored guest?" Well, let me put on my astrophysicist hat...just kidding, I don't have one. But if I did, it would probably be green and covered in glow-in-the-dark stars. Now, where was I? Oh, right! Neptune in Pisces. So, as our blue giant friend, Neptune, is chilling about 4.6 billion kilometers away from Earth (give or take a few million kilometers because, hey, sometimes we all need some space), it's going through a phase we like to call prograde. Don't worry, it's not as serious as it sounds. It's just astrologer-speak for "Hey, Neptune is moving in the same direction as most other things in the universe!" Now, this has some pretty cool implications for us down here on Earth. You see, Neptune hanging out in Pisces gives us what I like to call "super vision." That's right – think of it as your own personal pair of X-ray specs that let you see through all the nonsense and really understand what's important. Imagine going about your day and suddenly realizing how pointless all the bickering and arguing is. You start seeing the beauty of unity, of coming together like a cosmic jigsaw puzzle. That's Neptune in Pisces working its magic! This planetary combo is like the universe's way of handing you a golden ticket and saying, “Here, you're invited to contribute to our collective progress and healing.” Pretty cool, huh? You've got unique gifts, ideas, dreams, and now it's time to share them. So, my advice? Use this time to dip your toes into something spiritual, or maybe set up a little sacred space in your home. And remember, as you're exploring all this, Neptune in Pisces is cheering you on from the sidelines, encouraging you to share your insights with the world. Remember folks, we're all just stardust navigating this grand cosmic journey together. So, let's make the most of it and let Neptune in Pisces guide us toward unity and understanding.Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 51' 31", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5359985564km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: A Nerdy, Hippie Take
Alright, stargazers, time to don your favorite Star Wars merch, because we're entering a cosmos scene that's about as transformational as Anakin Skywalker turning into Darth Vader. Yes, folks, Pluto is doing its dance in Aquarius, and let me tell you, it’s more epic than any lightsaber duel in the galaxy.
Now, if you're not familiar with the astrological equivalent of this sci-fi plot, let me break it down for you. Pluto is the planet of transformation - think serious, soul-searching, identity-crisis level transformation. It's like the Yoda of our solar system, urging us to let go of old ways and embrace the new. And then there's Aquarius - the sign that embodies progress and forward-thinking, kind of like R2-D2 beeping out unexpected wisdom in binary.
So, what happens when these two celestial forces collide? Well, picture Luke Skywalker training under Master Yoda while R2-D2 provides indispensable assistance. That's the kind of deep, transformational change we’re talking about. It's like we're all getting an upgrade to our inner droids, making us more efficient, enlightened, and attuned to the needs of the universe.
Expect to see huge advancements in science, technology, and maybe even space travel! Heck, maybe we'll even invent lightsabers (safety first, though!). But more importantly, be ready for shifts in humanitarianism and civil rights. It's like the Rebel Alliance forming right here on Earth - people working together for a better future, breaking down barriers and forging new paths.
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is pushing us to reevaluate our place in the world. It's asking us to be a bit more like R2-D2 - always considering the bigger picture, and putting the needs of others first. It’s about embracing that inner Jedi, finding balance, and contributing to the Force (or, you know, humanity).
So, will we answer the call? Well, in the words of a certain wise droid, "beep boop beep!" Translation: Heck yeah, we will!
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 28 Aqu 04' 15" |
Moon | 05 Gem 52' 13" |
Mercury | 19 Aqu 27' 10" |
Venus | 00 Aqu 44' 03" |
Mars | 03 Aqu 05' 01" |
Jupiter | 09 Tau 18' 10" |
Saturn | 08 Pis 21' 45" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 16' 51" |
Neptune | 26 Pis 17' 13" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 51' 31" |