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18 February, 2024
Solar activity was at low levels. The largest flare of the period was a C7.9 at 17/1834 UTC from Region 3584 (S14W21, Cro/beta). Slight growth was observed in Region 3584, whereas moderate growth was observed in the intermediate spots of Region 3583 (N09W53, Fki/beta). the rest of the spotted regions were relatively stable or in decay.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels. ACE solar wind data showed a decrease in solar wind speed from approximately 390 km/s to near 315 km/s. Lower densities appeared to be causing suspect density, temperature, and speed data in DSCVR. Total field increased from 3 nT to 8 nT while the Bz component was between +4/-6 nT. Phi angle was mostly positive.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Gemini, at 18 degrees, 50' 18", at a velocity of 12.82 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 9 days old. It is 384613.1 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun will change from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.
The Sun is at 29 Aqu 04' 48", and is 147832626km away and receding.The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon will change from Gemini to Cancer in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 18 Gem 50' 18", and is 389123km away and receding.Moon Is In Gemini
Ah, the Moon in Gemini! It's like a cosmic game of Twister! The universe's way of saying, "Hey, let's juggle five conversations, two projects, and maybe learn to play the banjo, all at the same time!" Gemini, the celestial twins, is known for its duality and quicksilver nature. So, with the Moon hanging out there, you might feel like you've had one too many coffees, even if you've only been sipping chamomile tea. Your thoughts are likely buzzing around like a bunch of hyperactive bees on a sugar rush. It's not just a simple case of multi-tasking, it's more like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while balancing on a unicycle. And no, I'm not exaggerating! And remember, the Moon will be moonwalking (or should I say moon-running?) into Cancer in the next 24 hours. So, expect some emotional tides rolling in soon. You may suddenly feel like binge-watching that melodramatic series or hugging your pet a bit tighter. You'll switch from being an intellectual chatterbox to becoming the embodiment of TLC's "Waterfalls". No more juggling, it's cuddling time! But don't worry, this isn't a bad thing! Just a reminder that emotions are not your enemies. They're like those green, slimy aliens - a bit messy and hard to understand at times, but they can also be incredibly fun and enlightening. So, what's the takeaway here? Embrace your inner mad scientist today, experiment with your thoughts, ideas and that banjo if you have one. And when the wave of emotions come crashing in, don't try to build a dam. Let it flow, let it glow, and remember: even astrologers can't predict where your next burst of inspiration will come from! Remember, the universe may be a vast, confusing place... but it's also pretty hilarious if you know where to look. Happy stargazing!Mercury is in Aquarius
Mercury is prograde at 21 Aqu 09' 30", moving at 1.71 degrees per day, and is 207701508km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Aquarius
Well, howdy there, cosmic cowboys and cowgirls! Look alive, 'cause our fleet-footed friend Mercury has gone off and hunkered down in Aquarius. Now, I don't mean to alarm you none, but this here might just give your brainpan a bit of a stir. See, when Mercury, the galaxy's quicksilver gossip monger, shacks up with Aquarius, that old rebel rouser of the zodiac, well... let's just say things can get a mite peculiar. You might find yourself pondering the mysteries of the universe, like why don't we have flying horses yet? Or if the universe is so endless, where the hell are they keeping all the spare parts? Aquarius, bless its starry heart, has a knack for keeping its cool, like a cucumber in a freezer on the moon. So with Mercury passing through, you might find yourself lookin’ at your own heartaches and hang-ups through a brand new lens, one that could give you a clear shot at the truth. Don't be surprised if a few lightbulbs start flickering on up there. But hold on to your space hats, folks. 'Cause while this celestial shindig can help us see things as they are, it can also make us about as sensitive as a rock in a tumble dryer. That old cold logic can sweep away feelings faster than a black hole slurps up stars. You might find yourself needing an extra dollop of empathy sauce to keep from rubbing folks the wrong way. So remember, during this cosmic hoedown, try to tread lightly with your words. After all, it's a whole lot easier to fix a broken spaceship than a broken heart. Settle in, buckle up, and enjoy the ride. The stars are strange, but hey, so are we.Venus is in Aquarius
Venus is prograde at 01 Aqu 58' 16", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 216883620km away and receding.
Venus Is In Aquarius
Hang onto your TARDIS, star gazers! Venus has hitched a ride on the Aquarius express and it's dropping love bombs like a Dalek with a Valentine's Day card. Now, contrary to popular belief, when Venus hangs out in Aquarius, it's not all about the mushy-gushy, heart-eyes kind of love. Nope! It’s more of a Spock-meets-Kirk kind of camaraderie. Intellectual stimulation? Check! Friendship turned romance? Double check! You know how you've always thought of your friend as just that, a friend? Well, hold onto your sonic screwdriver because the lines are about to get blurrier than a Weeping Angel moving at the speed of light. You might start seeing them in a whole new light, like suddenly realizing that bowties and fezzes are, indeed, very cool. For those already in a relationship, worry not! Venus in Aquarius isn't about to cause a time rift in your love life. Instead, think of it as a chance to reboot. Rekindle your relationship by re-embracing the traits that pulled you together in the first place, like your shared passion for saving the world one alien invasion at a time. And who knows? A bit of space (pun absolutely intended) might be just what you need to appreciate each other's quirks even more. If you're single and ready to mingle? Fantastic! It’s time to attend all those alien conventions and intergalactic parties. Who knows, you might find yourself attracted to someone as different as a Cyberman in a flower crown. Just remember the golden rule: Keep it weird, people! And for the fashion-conscious among us, this is the perfect time to experiment. Throw on that impossible scarf, or perhaps some round glasses. And hey, if you feel like splurging on some high-tech gadgets, go ahead! It’s not like you're breaking any Laws of Time or anything. In conclusion, while Venus is in Aquarius, we're all a little bit Doctor. So why not embrace the chaos, make friends with a few aliens, and remember - love is a journey, not a destination. Allons-y!Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 03 Aqu 51' 13", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 337298426km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Well, beam me up, Scotty, and call me Spock, because Mars is doing the cha-cha in Aquarius, and that's as exciting as a Tribble on triple espresso! Now, don't go reaching for your phasers just yet. This isn't a red alert situation. It's more like a cosmic shift that's going to turbocharge your brain engines and superpower your Starfleet of ideas. Mars, our planetary warrior, is like Captain Kirk in a debate - passionate, headstrong, and not afraid to rip his shirt for dramatic effect. But when he's in Aquarius, oh boy, he becomes more like Data - cool, detached, focused on logic. So, what does this mean for you? Well, if you've been stuck in the same old Starfleet regulations, it's time to warp speed out of there. Think about it, what would Captain Picard do? He'd boldly go where no one has gone before. And that's exactly what you should do. Forget the box, heck, forget the whole Borg cube! You're now in a universe where the only rule is "there are no rules." This transit is like your own personal holodeck. It's an opportunity to create the future you want, to fight for change and stand up for your ideals. It's about making First Contact with your own potential and exploring strange new worlds of thought and action. And while you're at it, remember that Aquarius is basically the Federation of the zodiac - all about unity, freedom, and looking out for the little guy. So, as you're charting your course for the future, make sure it's one that benefits not just you, but all species in your galaxy. So, grab your tricorder and set your phaser to stun, because Mars in Aquarius is about to shake up your universe. Just remember, the power is in your Vulcan mind-melding hands. Energize!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 09 Tau 26' 54", moving at 0.15 degrees per day, and is 783771510km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: A Galactic Rodeo
Well, well, well, look who decided to show up in the Bull’s playground. That’s right, folks, it's Jupiter, the celestial big shot of wisdom! Now, Taurus might not move faster than a sloth on tranquilizers, but when these two cosmic entities come together, it's like a sci-fi convention merging with a yoga retreat. Suddenly, you'll find yourself meditating in your cosplay outfit, realizing the Zen you've been seeking was just hanging out in your backyard all along. You didn't need to go to Dagobah for that... or did you?
Let’s be real, Jupiter in Taurus is like having Yoda as your personal life coach, pushing you towards your dreams and goals. So, dust off those bucket lists, it’s time to go do instead of try. And remember, there is no try, only do or do not, right? Just imagine Jupiter, in Darth Vader's voice, saying "I find your lack of progress disturbing".
Now, to the fun stuff. When Jupiter, the cosmic slot machine, hangs out in Taurus, the Wall Street bull, don't be surprised if you start seeing dollar signs in your dreams. It's like playing Monopoly with real money. But remember, even in this game of life, you can't always count on landing on Free Parking.
However, Taurus has a notorious sweet tooth. And when the planet of expansion comes into town, we might find ourselves more drawn to the dark side...of the fridge. Listen, I'm not saying you're going to start hoarding chocolate lava cakes, but it wouldn't hurt to have a Jedi mind trick handy for those midnight cravings.
So, my dear star travelers, while Jupiter is in Taurus, remember that your lightsaber—err, I mean wisdom—is within you, not in a galaxy far, far away. May the force, and the bull, be with you!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 08 Pis 29' 01", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1600290364km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Beam Me Up, Saturn!
Ladies, gentlemen, and celestial souls, brace yourselves! Saturn, the cosmic drill sergeant, has taken a detour into the dreamy realm of Pisces. Remember those daydreams you've been ruminating on? The ones about writing a sci-fi novel that rivals "A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" or opening a vegan food truck that even die-hard carnivores will love? Now's the time to dust off those dreams and give them a proper once-over. Grab your notepad, folks, because it's time for some intergalactic brainstorming!
Now, let's not kid ourselves, having Saturn in Pisces is akin to inviting Sheldon from "Big Bang Theory" to your psychedelic party. He'll be questioning your every move, demanding details, and probably asking why your dream doesn't conform to the laws of physics. But as intrusive as he may seem, his attention to detail could turn your fantasy into a reality. So go ahead, roll out the welcome mat for Saturn, and take notes. You might just find his advice as groundbreaking as the theory of relativity.
For all the daydreamers out there, Saturn's presence in Pisces could feel like having a triple shot of espresso right before bedtime – unsettling, to say the least. But fear not, fellow Earthlings! This is the perfect time to channel your inner hippie. Meditate under the stars, go forest bathing (it's a thing, look it up), practice yoga, or simply inhale deeply and exhale all your worries. And while we're at it, keep a dream journal handy - you never know when your subconscious might drop the plot for the next big blockbuster.
With Saturn in Pisces, we're getting the best of both worlds: the structure and discipline of Saturn, combined with the intuitive, imaginative energy of Pisces. So buckle up, astrological adventurers, it's time to navigate through this cosmic journey and make your dreams a reality!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 17' 59", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2954476896km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Well, well, well, my celestial friends, hold onto your space hats because Uranus is back in Taurus for another round of cosmic shenanigans! And before you start thinking about the astronomical distance Uranus is from us (I can't even count that high), let me tell you, its influence is as palpable as if it was living right next door. So here’s what you need to know: Uranus is like that eccentric aunt who just loves to shake things up during family reunions. And Taurus? Oh, Taurus, that reliable, stick-in-the-mud bull who likes his grass patch just the way it is, thank you very much. But alas, Uranus doesn’t care about Taurus' penchant for stability and predictability. It's here to give old Taurus a cosmic wedgie and drag him kicking and screaming into the future. Prepare yourself for radical changes in the financial sphere. You might wake up one morning to find out that your credit card is now a sentient being demanding a pay raise, or that your piggy bank has declared itself an independent state. Expect the unexpected, folks, because Uranus in Taurus is about as predictable as a quantum particle on a caffeine buzz. On a personal level, this transit may make you feel like your money and possessions have suddenly developed an attitude problem. You might find yourself asking, "Why am I paying rent to a toaster?" or "When did my shoe collection become a democratic republic?" See, Uranus is here to challenge our preconceived notions of ownership and value. So, my advice? Don’t resist the coming changes. Remember, change is the only constant in the universe, aside from the fact that every sock will eventually lose its partner in the laundry. Embrace the liberation Uranus offers and you might just find yourself on a path to greater stability and freedom. And if you're lucky, you might even find that missing sock.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 19' 17", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4604249310km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, space cadets, buckle up because this is your intergalactic astrological weather report. So, Neptune, that big blue gas giant with a fondness for tridents, is currently doing its thing in Pisces. That's about 4.6 billion kilometers away from us, give or take a few hundred million km. And let me tell you, Neptune isn't just sitting around chilling, it's on a prograde roll, meaning it's moving in the same direction as our planet. It’s like we're all at a cosmic roller rink and Neptune is doing laps with Pisces. Now, you might be asking yourself, "how does this affect me?" Well, my dear earthling, when Neptune parks itself in Pisces, it's like putting on a pair of cosmic 3D glasses. Suddenly, all those petty arguments over who left the cap off the toothpaste or who didn't replace the toilet paper roll (looking at you, roommates!) seem even pettier. This celestial combo is like a neon sign flashing "UNITY" in the galactic sky. It's a call to stop playing the blame game and start focusing on how we can make things better together. You've got talents, dreams, and let's not forget those crazy ideas you get at 2AM. Now is the time to put them to work. Feeling spiritually inclined? Go ahead, sign up for that yoga retreat or meditation class you've been eyeing. Or maybe just create a sacred corner in your house where you can connect with the universe...or at least hide from your kids for five minutes. And while you're at it, don't forget to share your newfound wisdom with the world. After all, we're all on this spaceship Earth together, and Neptune in Pisces is here to remind us that we'll go a lot further if we row in the same direction. So, let's get out there and be the change we want to see in the galaxy. And remember, keep looking up, because you never know when Uranus might decide to join the party!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 53' 17", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5358909329km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: The Cosmic Remix
Alright, star gazers, buckle up, because we're about to take a wild, cosmic ride. Picture this: Pluto, the little rock star of the solar system that's been demoted, promoted and then demoted again (talk about an identity crisis), is now shuffling its way into Aquarius. And if you're wondering how far away Pluto is from us right now, let's just say it's 5,358,933,664.098603249km away - yes, I used a calculator, didn't just pull the number out of my space hat.
Now, Pluto, our misunderstood friend, is also known as the planet of transformation – we're talking major, life-altering, "holy supernova, Batman" kind of changes. And Aquarius? Well, it’s the sign of progress and innovation. So, when Pluto decides to drop by Aquarius for a visit, it's like the universe just pressed the "shuffle" button on your cosmic Spotify playlist. Life as we know it? That's so last zodiac cycle.
What do we mean by "transformation"? Well, we’re not talking about changing your hair color or swapping out your Star Trek collectibles for Star Wars memorabilia. We’re talking about soul-level shifts. It's time to Marie Kondo your life, folks. If it doesn't spark joy or serve you anymore, thank it for its service and kick it into the cosmic dustbin.
And Aquarius? It’s like the cool science teacher you had in high school, pushing us towards progress and innovation. With these two forces combined, we might see worldwide changes in everything from science and technology to civil rights and humanitarianism. Heck, we might even invent a teleportation device or finally meet some extraterrestrial buddies.
In our personal lives, this dynamic duo's influence will urge us to rethink about our place in the universe. It’s time to stop being the Sheldon Cooper of your own life and start thinking about how we can all live long and prosper together. Will you answer the cosmic call? Or will you just hit snooze on your celestial alarm clock? The choice, my friends, is yours.
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 29 Aqu 04' 48" |
Moon | 18 Gem 50' 18" |
Mercury | 21 Aqu 09' 30" |
Venus | 01 Aqu 58' 16" |
Mars | 03 Aqu 51' 13" |
Jupiter | 09 Tau 26' 54" |
Saturn | 08 Pis 29' 01" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 17' 59" |
Neptune | 26 Pis 19' 17" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 53' 17" |