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22 February, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels as AR3590 (N17E38, Fki/beta-gamma-delta) produced a late X1.8/2b flare at 21/2307 UTC. No apparent CME has been observed with this event as of the time of this writing, but one can not be ruled out. Further analysis will take place in the coming hours. There was only 1 other spotted AR on the visible disk, which has been stable and inactive for several days.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment was mildly enhanced. Total field strength peaked at 9 nT and Bz deviated mostly northward throughout the day. Wind speeds increased from near 260 km/s to 350 km/s. Phi was positive.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Leo, at 08 degrees, 24' 21", at a velocity of 12.07 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.7 days old. It is 400826.4 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 03 Pis 06' 45", and is 147956891km away and receding.
The Moon is in Leo
The Moon is at 08 Leo 24' 21", and is 402778km away and receding.
Moon Is In Leo
Ah, my celestial stargazers, today we find our dear moon lounging in the luxurious realm of Leo. Just imagine it, basking in cosmic glory, akin to a cat sunning itself on a windowsill. But please, don't let the astronomical distance of 402,662.308723491 kilometers fool you into thinking it's aloof or indifferent. No, no, no. In celestial terms, that's merely a stone's throw away, or perhaps a well-aimed spitball if we're to be more precise. Now, with the moon in Leo, we can expect some dramatic changes in our lives. And by dramatic, I mean an interstellar soap opera. You might find yourself craving the spotlight, much like a Vulcan craves logic or a Klingon craves a good battle. Don't be alarmed if you find yourself feeling as courageous as Captain Kirk facing down a Gorn or as charismatic as Quark trying to sell a worthless trinket. It's all part of the cosmic dance. You may also find an increased desire for fun and creativity. Leo roars with exuberance, and with the moon there, it's as if someone gave the universe a dose of happy gas. Don't fight it. Embrace your inner artist, or your inner prankster, or maybe even your inner Ferengi. Remember, Rule of Acquisition Number 47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own. Well, I say, why not be that man? Or woman? Or non-binary individual? Or sentient being of unspecified origin? So, my dear stargazers, let the moon in Leo guide you through this cosmic comedy we call life. Remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes, except that one time it made a tribble. That was a bit of an oversight. But you, my friend, are no mistake. You're a masterpiece, a shining star in this cosmic tapestry. So, go forth and roar with laughter, embrace your quirks and be unapologetically you. Because the moon is in Leo, and there's no time like the present to live life boldly, bravely, and with a healthy dose of humor. And remember, if anyone asks, tell them it's all in the stars. They're never going to check.Mercury is in Aquarius
Mercury is prograde at 28 Aqu 07' 56", moving at 1.77 degrees per day, and is 207898185km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aquarius
Gather round, star gazers and science enthusiasts! Grab your pocket protectors and tie-dye shirts because we're going on a cosmic journey to the far reaches of the galaxy, where Mercury is having a sleepover with Aquarius. And oh my, isn't it a sight for sore telescopes! Now, in case you've misplaced your cosmic dictionary, let me enlighten you. When Mercury, the planet known for its quick wit and speedy delivery - kind of like your favorite pizza guy, but for ideas - decides to bunk with Aquarius, we're in for a mental revolution. Picture Albert Einstein at a 60's peace rally, and you're halfway there. Aquarius, the cool, calm and collected intellectual of the zodiac, has a knack for seeing things as they truly are, devoid of emotional bias. It's like having those super cool glasses from They Live, but for your heart. So, when Mercury makes a pit stop in this sign, expect your thoughts to be as clear as the water Aquarius is known to carry. Prepare for some serious "a-ha" moments, folks! But beware, dear friends, as every cosmic event comes with its own space-time continuum conundrum. While Mercury in Aquarius brings rationality and objectivity, it can also make us as emotionally available as a Vulcan on a bad day. We may find ourselves rationalizing feelings away, which could lead to some hurt feelings or misunderstood texts. So remember, while you're exploring the vast cosmos of intellectual enlightenment, don't forget to pack a little empathy for the journey. In short, brace yourselves as Mercury takes a cosmic field trip to Aquarius. Expect radical thoughts, moments of clarity, and the occasional emotional mishap. Keep your wits about you, and don't forget to enjoy the ride!Venus is in Aquarius
Venus is prograde at 06 Aqu 55' 10", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 219708171km away and receding.
Venus Is In Aquarius
Hello there, star gazers and galaxy riders! Let's talk about Venus in Aquarius. Now, I know what you’re thinking: "Venus in Aquarius? What does that even mean?" Well, let me help break it down for you in a language we nerds understand better. Picture Venus as an introverted scientist who’s just moved to the hipster neighborhood of Zodiac City - Aquarius. It’s not her usual scene, but she's in for a ride. You see, when Venus, our cosmic queen of love and luxury, decides to hang out in the Aquarian realm, things tend to get a bit... quirky. It's like when the Doctor gets a new companion; there's a bit of awkward getting-to-know-you phase, some running from aliens, maybe even a few Dalek battles, but eventually they become the best of friends. Venus in Aquarius is all about redefining love and relationships on your own terms. You may find yourself suddenly seeing that friend you've always had a soft spot for in a new light. Or maybe you'll develop a crush on the barista who makes your coffee every morning. Either way, it's like you've just discovered the TARDIS of love options. Infinite possibilities! Now, Aquarius isn't known for being touchy-feely. So, if you're someone who loves the gushy, lovey-dovey stuff, this might feel a bit like being stuck in a room with a Cyberman. But trust me, this is a good thing! Aquarian energy encourages us to take a step back, breathe, and connect on an intellectual level rather than an emotional one. It's less about roses and love letters, and more about deep conversations and shared passions. And for those of you flying solo through the cosmos, now is an excellent time to mingle! Imagine you're at a galactic party where everyone is interesting, creative, and a little bit eccentric. This is an ideal time to meet someone who challenges your norms and makes you see the world in a different light. Finally, Venus in Aquarius also brings out our inner stylist. It's all about experimenting with your personal style. Whether it's redecorating your home to look like the interior of the TARDIS or wearing clothes that wouldn't look out of place on an alien planet, go for it! Celebrate your uniqueness and let your freak flag fly high. So, strap in, cosmic travellers! Venus in Aquarius promises to be anMars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 06 Aqu 56' 14", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 335017104km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Alright, my stargazing pals, you know how they say "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus?" Well, right now, Mars is popping by Aquarius for a cosmic cuppa. And let me tell you, it's not just for a casual chinwag — no, no. It’s like having a warrior poet crash on your sofa, but instead of reciting Shakespeare, he's more into rallying cries and passionate debates about the best Star Trek captain (it's Captain Picard, by the way). Now, traditional thinking might lead you to believe that Aquarius, our beloved water-bearer, is all about calm and cool detachment. But with Mars, the cosmic equivalent of a caffeine-fueled motivational speaker, in the mix? Expect things to get a little more... fired up. Literally. We're talking revolutionary ideas, folks. No more thinking outside the box – we're throwing the box out of the spaceship's window! If you've ever wanted to invent time travel or prove the existence of extraterrestrial life, now's your chance. And if there's one thing Aquarius can't stand, it's injustice. So with Mars agitating things, expect societal issues to be as easy to ignore as a Dalek at a peace conference. You'll start seeing not just the problems, but also solutions. Like a celestial Sherlock Holmes, but with less tweed and more tie-dye. And following rules? Pfft, good luck with that. Mars in Aquarius is the ultimate space rebel, blasting away old ways like they're asteroids threatening Earth. So, strap in, folks. It's time to disconnect from the mundane, put on your favorite Bowie track, and embrace the beautifully chaotic medley of liberation and growth. And remember, as always, don't blink. Not because of Weeping Angels, but simply because you wouldn't want to miss a single moment of cosmic brilliance.Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 10 Tau 03' 09", moving at 0.16 degrees per day, and is 792768200km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Stargazing Alert: Jupiter in Taurus
Ahoy, cosmic voyagers! Buckle up because Jupiter, our jovial giant of wisdom, has just popped over into Taurus' territory. Now, if you know anything about Taurus, it's that they're the zodiac's equivalent of a stubborn, yet surprisingly comfy, couch potato. So, what happens when Jupiter, the wise-cracking professor of the cosmos, moseys into Taurus' chill-zone?
Well, my star-gazing friends, we're in for a delightful cosmic cocktail of deep thoughts and comfy slippers. It's like suddenly realizing that your comfiest armchair is actually a philosophical powerhouse. Don't believe me? Just watch as wisdom starts dropping out of your Netflix binges like loose change from a well-worn sofa.
During this time, Jupiter, the celestial guru of growth and expansion, will be donning Taurus' practical, plodding work boots to help us move toward our long-term goals. So yes, those idle daydreams about conquering the world, one homemade sourdough loaf at a time? It's about to get real, folks. So, prepare your to-do lists and start ticking off those tasks like a headstrong Taurus on a mission.
But wait, there's more! Jupiter in Taurus is also like winning the cosmic lottery. Imagine Jupiter, dressed in a top hat and monocle, is your personal financial advisor. Yes, you heard right. It's raining dollar bills, thanks to wise ol' Jupiter and Taurus, the zodiac's Warren Buffett. So, dust off those old piggy banks and look for opportunities to grow your celestial wealth.
However, let's not forget that Taurus is a hedonist at heart, and Jupiter is like an eternal college kid on spring break. So, remember to keep your impulses in check, or you'll find yourself splurging on unnecessary luxuries. Because let's be real, do you really need that gold-plated pizza cutter? Probably not.
So, here's the deal: Jupiter in Taurus is about embracing wisdom, working hard, enjoying prosperity, and keeping our indulgences in check. It's a cosmic reminder that amidst the chaos of life, the answers we seek are nestled right there, tucked in between our favorite snacks and Netflix marathons.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 08 Pis 58' 10", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1601579054km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
E.T. Phone Saturn
Are you ready to phone home, folks? Well, that might be a bit tricky because our communication satellite, Saturn, is chilling in Pisces right now and it's about 1.6 billion kilometers away. I mean, that's quite the long-distance call, right? But on the bright side, Saturn is prograde, so at least it's moving in the right direction.
Saturn lounging in Pisces is like your favorite high school teacher crashing your daydream about becoming the next Elon Musk or J.K. Rowling. It might feel intrusive, like, "Hey, Saturn, this is my dreamy Piscean bubble, go orbit elsewhere!" But hold your cosmic horses. Saturn, the grandmaster of rules, is here to give your imagination a reality check. It's like having your own personal life coach from the cosmos. Step aside, Tony Robbins!
So, this is the time to channel your inner nerd. Get out your calculators, spreadsheets, and notepads. Create a business plan, work out a budget, look into all those boring things like loan options and interest rates. Who knows, you might actually start enjoying it. Remember, the combination of Saturn's discipline and Pisces' creativity is like Batman and Robin - they just work together.
Now, this planetary slumber party in Pisces may agitate your sleep a bit. It’s like having a rave in the realm of dreams. You might toss and turn, brainstorm business plans at 3 AM, or dream about Saturn singing lullabies. But hey, don't panic, this is a great opportunity to cultivate some Zen. Meditate, take a leisurely walk among the trees, practice deep breathing or just take a nap (and keep that dream journal handy!).
Remember, every cosmic event has a silver lining. Embrace the Saturn in Pisces vibe, it's here to turn your dreams into reality while giving you a masterclass in adulting. So, why not welcome this planetary dad with open arms? After all, his advice might be the key to your future success. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go calculate my intergalactic phone bill…
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 22' 58", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2964479577km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: The Cosmic Shakedown
Alright, celestial voyagers, buckle up! We're about to take a wild ride through the cosmic roller coaster known as Uranus in Taurus. It's like mixing Dr. Who's TARDIS with Mr. Spock's logic—unpredictable yet grounded. This is not your average Sunday afternoon tea party—unless that tea party involves quantum physics, time travel, and perhaps a couple of aliens.
Now, Taurus, darling, we know how much you love your comfort zones. You'd prefer to have a picnic on a sunny day rather than embark on an intergalactic adventure. But, my dear bull, Uranus is here to shake things up. It's like a cosmic DJ, spinning your favorite old-timey records, then suddenly switching to dubstep. It may feel like your universe is doing the Harlem Shake, but trust me, this cha-cha-slide into the unknown will lead you to greener pastures.
And let's talk about money, honey! Taurus, you're our cosmic banker—always keeping those pennies in check. But with Uranus entering your vault, expect some financial fireworks. We're talking Bitcoin-level revolutions here! Banks might start looking like scenes from Star Trek, and your stock market? Well, it might just take a roller coaster ride through the Andromeda galaxy.
On a personal note, this cosmic kerfuffle is also an invitation to reevaluate your relationship with moolah. Are you a slave to your mortgage? Is your credit card interest rate sucking the joy out of your life faster than a black hole? Well, it's time to break those chains! Uranus is here, playing a celestial version of Monopoly, and guess what? You've got a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card.
So, hold onto your hats, folks! This Uranus in Taurus transit is going to be one heck of a space rodeo! Remember, resistance is as futile as trying to argue with a Dalek. Embrace the change, and you might just find cosmic stability that lasts longer than the half-life of Uranium-238!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 27' 41", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4608764698km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, stargazers and earthlings! Brace yourselves, because we're about to embark on an intergalactic journey of self-discovery, where the only passport required is your willingness to think outside the box, or rather, outside the solar system. Our friendly neighborhood planet, Neptune - yes, the one that's a whopping 4,608,736,960.918590546km away (no biggie, right?) - has taken up residence in Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What does this mean? How does this affect my Wi-Fi connection?" Fear not, my curious comrades, let's dive into the cosmic abyss together. Neptune in Pisces is like having Gandalf the Grey and Yoda over for a dinner party. It's a magical combo of mystic wisdom and unifying force, melding together like peanut butter and jelly or like Spock and logic. It's a time when we suddenly realize that squabbling over who left the cap off the toothpaste is as pointless as trying to solve a Rubik's cube in the dark. During this transit, we're called to tap into our inner Bill Nye and explore the science of our personal contribution towards collective progress and healing. Like finding the perfect meme for every situation, we all have unique gifts and dreams that can create a better world. This is also the perfect time to enroll in Hogwarts or Jedi Academy, or at least the adult equivalent - embracing a spiritual path or creating a sacred space at home. Turn your living room into your personal Stonehenge or make your bathroom your Zen temple. Whatever floats your cosmic boat! In the end, the energy of Neptune in Pisces is like a celestial mentor, nudging us to share our crazy, brilliant ideas with the world. It's a cosmic reminder that we're all in this galactic soup together, and its presence is like the ultimate astrological support group. So, buckle up, my fellow space cadets, it's going to be a cosmic ride!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 00' 14", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5354224687km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: A Space Odyssey
Okay, Earthlings! Here's the scoop. Pluto, that celestial rebel, has decided to throw a cosmic shindig in the sign of Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Isn't Pluto just a frozen rock ball floating around in the middle of nowhere?" Well, yes, but like a nerdy kid who suddenly becomes cool, Pluto packs a punch when it comes to transformation.
And we're not talking about the kind of transformation where you change your hair color or buy a new pair of glasses. No, no, Pluto is all about that deep, soul-searching, existential crisis type of transformation. It's like Pluto took one look at our lives and said, "Let's shake things up a bit."
Pluto, being the planet of death and rebirth, is going through its emo phase in Aquarius. It's shedding off its old identity like a sci-fi character coming out of a regeneration pod. And what better partner in crime than Aquarius, the sign of progress and innovation? They're both about regeneration - more like a software update on your favorite device.
Expect some serious upgrades in areas like science, technology, and if we're lucky, space travel (fingers crossed for teleportation, am I right?). But it's not just about gizmos and gadgets. We're also looking at some major shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism. Imagine a world where the most powerful people are those who actually care about others. How novel!
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius urges us to transform our view of ourselves and our place in the universe. It’s like a cosmic wake-up call - instead of asking "What's in it for me?" start wondering "What's in it for us?"
So, will you answer the call? Will you become the hero in your own space odyssey? Buckle up, because Pluto in Aquarius is going to be one wild ride!
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 03 Pis 06' 45" |
| Moon | 08 Leo 24' 21" |
| Mercury | 28 Aqu 07' 56" |
| Venus | 06 Aqu 55' 10" |
| Mars | 06 Aqu 56' 14" |
| Jupiter | 10 Tau 03' 09" |
| Saturn | 08 Pis 58' 10" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 22' 58" |
| Neptune | 26 Pis 27' 41" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 00' 14" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.