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23 February, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels as a result of AR3590 (N18E26, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) producing a pair of X1 flares at 21/2307 UTC and 22/0632 UTC. This same AR then produced an X6.3/3b flare at 22/2234 UTC, which is this largest flare of this solar cycle. A tenflare of 240 SFU was associated with this event and peaked at 22/2225 UTC. No resulting CME has been observed as of the time of this writing. Former AR3575 (S36, L=178), which is just now becoming visible on the southeast limb, produced an M1.5 flare at 22/0014 UTC. There was only one other spotted AR on the visible disk, which has continued to remain stable and inactive. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
The solar wind environment was at nominal levels. Total field strength peaked at 7 nT and Bz was variable. Wind speeds averaged near 350 km/s. Phi was positive.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Leo, at 20 degrees, 24' 56", at a velocity of 11.96 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. It is 403257.87 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 04 Pis 07' 09", and is 147989578km away and receding.
The Moon is in Leo
The Moon will change from Leo to Virgo in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 20 Leo 24' 56", and is 404554km away and receding.Moon Is In Leo
Well, buckle up, stargazers! The moon has swaggered its way into the fiery territory of Leo. Yep, that's right, our celestial nightlight is currently sashaying around at a whopping 404,472.725790537km away. Now, I know that sounds far, but in space terms, it's basically on our doorstep, waving its cosmic pompoms with an air of, "Hey, look at me!" Why is this important, you ask? Well, when the moon is in Leo, it’s like a cosmic Broadway show happening right above us. It brings out the drama, the passion, and the desire to be center stage in all of us. You might feel compelled to roar your feelings from the rooftops or start a spontaneous dance-off in the supermarket aisle. Don't resist it, my friends. Embrace your inner diva. But let's not get too comfortable in our star-studded sequins, dear ones. The moon is a fickle lady, and she'll be catwalking her way into the more demure and meticulous Virgo in the next 24 hours. So, remember to relish in Leo's spotlight while it lasts, because soon it will be time to swap those dancing shoes for a sensible pair of loafers. And remember, folks, as the great Londo Mollari once said, "The universe is full of surprises." So, whether the moon is snuggled up in Leo or fluttering towards Virgo, remember to stay open, flexible, and ready for whatever the cosmos throws your way. Because, in the end, aren't we all just stardust doing a wobbly pirouette on this great cosmic dance floor? So, whether you're a fire sign basking in Leo's glow, or an earth sign anxiously awaiting Virgo's structured embrace, remember to keep your telescope handy, your mind open, and your dance moves ready. Happy stargazing!Mercury is in Aquarius
Mercury will change from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.
Mercury is prograde at 29 Aqu 54' 52", moving at 1.79 degrees per day, and is 207718027km away and approaching.Mercury Is In Aquarius
Mercury in Aquarius - The Nerdy Nudge
Alright, stargazers! Time to bust out your protractors, because geeky Mercury, the planet of communication and intellect, is currently posted up in the cerebral sign of Aquarius. If you've been feeling a sudden urge to redesign your entire home using only IKEA's flat-pack furniture and duct tape, or an inexplicable desire to debate quantum physics on internet forums at 2am, well, this might be why. Aquarius, known for its innovative edge, is throwing a cosmic science fair, and Mercury, the ultimate nerdy professor, has RSVP'd with gusto. Expect your thinking to become as progressive as a Star Trek convention during this transit. Forget about the status quo, it's all about "beam me up, Scotty" now! Your mind might start producing ideas faster than Elon Musk tweets, some of which may seem as far-fetched as asking Siri for relationship advice. But hey, who knows? Maybe that's exactly the kind of bat-crazy brilliance the world needs right now! However, Aquarius also encourages us to take an emotion-free, logical approach. Imagine Spock from Star Trek analyzing your love life. It might sound a bit cold, but sometimes, rationality can help us see situations and people as they really are, sans the rose-tinted glasses. Be ready for some "Eureka!" moments that might come to you like pop-ups during your online shopping spree! But here's the thing: Aquarius tends to be as sensitive to emotions as a cactus is to water. So while Mercury is doing its cosmic sojourn in this sign, there's a risk that we might rationalize emotions away faster than you can say 'hypotenuse'. We could end up treating feelings like unwanted spam in our email inbox. The challenge here is to balance our nerdiness with a bit of empathy. Remember, not everyone appreciates being given a Venn diagram to explain why you're upset. So, folks, as Mercury moves from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours, use this time to embrace your inner geek, but remember to keep your heart open. After all, even Spock had his moments of sentimentality. Live long and prosper!Venus is in Aquarius
Venus is prograde at 08 Aqu 09' 24", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 220402362km away and receding.
Venus Is In Aquarius
Greetings, celestial voyagers! Now, fasten your metaphorical seatbelts because Venus, the cosmic queen of love and luxury, has recently done a little star-hop and landed in the sign of Aquarius. That's right, folks! The planet responsible for our deepest desires has set up camp in the constellation of the water-bearer. But what does this mean for you? Let's dive into the cosmic pool of possibilities. First thing's first, my dear stargazers, Venus in Aquarius is like a high school reunion where you suddenly notice that nerdy friend from your chemistry class has evolved into a smokin' hot intellectual. Yep! It's time for you to reevaluate your "friend zone" list. While Venus takes its cosmic journey through Aquarius, we're more likely to fall for the brains rather than the brawn. Now, don't be surprised if you find yourself swooning over that tech-nerd friend who can fix your laptop faster than you can say "Astro-hippie". But what about those already in a relationship? Well, let me tell you, your love is going to go through a bit of a Star Trek episode. Venus in Aquarius is less about whispering sweet nothings and more about debating the existence of extraterrestrial life at 2 am. Love becomes a shared space station rather than a confining spaceship. This might seem a bit chilly to those who prefer cuddling under a warm blanket of emotions, but trust me, a dash of Aquarian airiness can work wonders for your relationship dynamics. Speaking of which, you singles out there, ready to mingle? Well, Venus in Aquarius is your golden ticket to the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory of love. Best place to find your quirky romantic interest? A science-fiction convention, perhaps? Or maybe an environmental protest? Remember, Aquarius is all about being unique, so go ahead and embrace the unconventional. And lastly my style-conscious stargazers, Venus in Aquarius is the perfect time to ditch your old wardrobe and try something new. Ever thought about wearing those neon-green platform boots? Now’s the time! And don't forget to invest in some high-tech gadgets too. After all, who can resist a shiny new piece of technology? So, my dear cosmic-adventurers, while Venus takes its vacation in Aquarius, remember that love is not just about heart-fluttering emotions. It's also about intellectual stimulation, shared interests, and acknowledging each other's individuality. HappyMars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 07 Aqu 42' 32", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 334445362km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Do you feel that? It's the Martian energy zapping through the stardust, landing right into Aquarius! Mars, our celestial hotshot, is now 334469995.454959750km away, doing the prograde tango in the constellation of Aquarius. Now, don’t fret about the numbers! I'm not expecting you to hop on a SpaceX rocket and play catch with the red planet. But this astronomical event sure has some 'out-of-this-world' effects on us earthlings. Mars in Aquarius is like your eccentric uncle visiting for the holidays. He shakes things up, gets everyone out of their comfort zone, and before you know it, grandma's doing the conga line around the Christmas tree. You see, Mars is the Arnold Schwarzenegger of planets - it's all about muscle, action, and getting things done. And Aquarius? Well, it's like the inventor Tesla, always dreaming, innovating, and forgetting where he put his glasses. So what happens when Mars, the celestial warrior, struts into the realm of Aquarius, the zodiac's mad scientist? Let's just say things are about to get interesting. With Mars firing up Aquarius, we're in for a revolution, baby! It’s like Star Wars, but without the lightsabers and more about fighting for change, standing up for the underdog, and making a difference. It’s a call-to-arms for your brain cells. Your mind is now your Excalibur, and the world is your Round Table. This time is all about breaking the mold and crafting the future one radical idea at a time. Forget thinking outside the box – let's blast the box into the stratosphere! It’s like designing a new smartphone, but instead of just adding another camera, you make it teleport you to Hawaii. Mars in Aquarius is the cosmic rebel yell urging us to shove aside the dusty old rule books and embrace a fresh, original approach. Injustices and societal problems become as visible as a supernova in the night sky. But fear not! This transit also equips us with the vision to see not only the issues but also the solutions. So buckle up, space rangers! It's time to liberate ourselves from the gravitational pull of our old ways and grow into our own, shooting off into the cosmos, one radical change at a time. Remember, in space, no one can hear you snore. SoJupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 10 Tau 12' 32", moving at 0.16 degrees per day, and is 794984241km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Well, buckle up my cosmic comrades, because Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus, and things are about to get real... real slow, that is. Now, I'm not saying you need to start living life at a snail's pace, but if you've been sprinting through life like it's some sort of intergalactic marathon, this might be the universe's way of telling you to pump the brakes. Jupiter, that massive planet that thinks it's all that with its fancy wisdom and deep thoughts, is parking its astral assets in Taurus, the zodiac's champion couch potato. This cosmic collision is basically akin to your favorite philosophy professor moving in with your most leisure-loving friend. The result? An unexpected reminder that the answers we seek aren't hiding in some far-off nebula, but chilling out in the spaces between our Netflix binges. During this transit, it's like we've all been given a cosmic permission slip to stop and smell the roses. Or the coffee. Or the tantalizing scent of success. Basically, it's a chance to make some serious headway towards our goals without feeling like we're participating in the space-time Olympics. Now, Taurus might have a reputation as the zodiac's resident hedonist, but when Jupiter pops over for a visit, it's not all chocolate fountains and champagne showers. In fact, this cosmic combo could potentially yield some serious financial gains. But before you start planning your early retirement on Mars, remember: with great cosmic power comes great cosmic responsibility. Don't let those dollar signs sparkle so brightly that they blind you to sensible decision-making. So, what's the takeaway from this celestial event? Well, if Jupiter in Taurus was a movie, it'd be a mix between 'The Big Lebowski' and 'Interstellar' - a reminder to take it easy, enjoy the journey, and remember that the wisdom we seek isn't light-years away, but right here, in our own backyard. Or, you know, couch cushions.Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 09 Pis 05' 28", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1601806119km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
E.T. Phone Saturn
Are you ready to phone home, folks? Well, that might be a bit tricky because our communication satellite, Saturn, is chilling in Pisces right now and it's about 1.6 billion kilometers away. I mean, that's quite the long-distance call, right? But on the bright side, Saturn is prograde, so at least it's moving in the right direction.
Saturn lounging in Pisces is like your favorite high school teacher crashing your daydream about becoming the next Elon Musk or J.K. Rowling. It might feel intrusive, like, "Hey, Saturn, this is my dreamy Piscean bubble, go orbit elsewhere!" But hold your cosmic horses. Saturn, the grandmaster of rules, is here to give your imagination a reality check. It's like having your own personal life coach from the cosmos. Step aside, Tony Robbins!
So, this is the time to channel your inner nerd. Get out your calculators, spreadsheets, and notepads. Create a business plan, work out a budget, look into all those boring things like loan options and interest rates. Who knows, you might actually start enjoying it. Remember, the combination of Saturn's discipline and Pisces' creativity is like Batman and Robin - they just work together.
Now, this planetary slumber party in Pisces may agitate your sleep a bit. It’s like having a rave in the realm of dreams. You might toss and turn, brainstorm business plans at 3 AM, or dream about Saturn singing lullabies. But hey, don't panic, this is a great opportunity to cultivate some Zen. Meditate, take a leisurely walk among the trees, practice deep breathing or just take a nap (and keep that dream journal handy!).
Remember, every cosmic event has a silver lining. Embrace the Saturn in Pisces vibe, it's here to turn your dreams into reality while giving you a masterclass in adulting. So, why not welcome this planetary dad with open arms? After all, his advice might be the key to your future success. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go calculate my intergalactic phone bill…
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 24' 20", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2966955813km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Hey there, stargazers! Grab your telescopes and your calculators, because we're about to go on a cosmic journey, and I don't mean the kind with psychedelic mushrooms and Pink Floyd. Buckle up, Dorothy, 'cause Uranus ain't in Kansas anymore—it's in Taurus! First things first, let's talk about our bull-headed friend, Taurus. This sign enjoys a good routine, a steady paycheck, and the comfort of their well-worn couch. But, oh boy, here comes Uranus, shaking things up like a snow globe at Christmas. Taurus, I'm afraid your love for the status quo is about to be tested as if it were on a daytime TV show. Now, Uranus isn’t just about change for the sake of change – it’s about revolution, baby! And it has its cosmic eyes set on your piggy bank. We're talking big changes, the kind that makes your wallet feel like it's on a roller coaster. New forms of currency? Check. A dramatic banking shake-up? Double check. Housing and stock markets doing the twist? You betcha. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like that friend who's always encouraging you to try new things. "Break free from the chains of money," it says. "Let's burn your credit cards and live off-grid," it suggests while you nervously clutch your Starbucks latte. Debt, taxes, rent – all those fun adult responsibilities that make you contemplate becoming a hermit – these are the bonds Uranus wants to help you break. You might feel like a hobbit leaving the Shire, but remember: even Bilbo had to step out of his comfort zone to have an adventure. So, take a deep breath and take that leap of faith. These changes might feel like you've been tossed into a vortex, but they can lead you to a place of greater stability (and hopefully fewer dragons). So, there you have it, folks. Uranus is shaking things up in Taurus town, and we're all along for the ride. Just remember, change can be scary, but it can also lead to new horizons. And if all else fails, there's always comfort in knowing that Uranus is nearly 3 billion kilometers away. It might be causing chaos in your life, but at least it can't borrow your lawnmower.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 29' 48", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4609794935km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, it's showtime, space cadets! Neptune is doing its prograde pirouette in Pisces, and it's only about 4.6 billion kilometers away. I know, I know, you were just thinking of popping over for a visit, right? But let's get real - that's a whole lot of gas money! Now, to the untrained eye (and let's face it, even some trained eyes), this might seem like a whole lot of cosmic mumbo-jumbo. But, fear not my celestial cherubs, for I come bearing knowledge. You see, with Neptune twirling its way through Pisces, it's like we've all been given a pair of X-ray goggles. Not the kind from those old comic book ads that supposedly let you see through clothes (spoiler alert: they never worked), but the kind that lets us peer through the fog of our own contradictions. Suddenly, we realize that arguing over whether Star Wars or Star Trek is superior is futile. The true treasure lies in the unity of all nerds. This celestial shindig is your golden ticket to explore the mystical corners of your psyche. It's like the universe is running a cosmic Groupon for spiritual self-discovery! Got a passion for past-life regressions? A hankering for chakra tuning? By all means, dive in! Just remember to save some room on your spiritual buffet plate for sharing your newfound insights with others (preferably not while they're trying to eat their lunch, okay?) In essence, Neptune in Pisces is like your favorite hippie aunt who always encourages you to follow your dreams, no matter how far out they may seem. So, go ahead and set up that home altar, even if it's just a cozy corner with a beanbag chair and your favorite lava lamp. Remember, the universe has got your back in this cosmic dance. And hey, if anyone asks, just tell them your astrologer said it was all written in the stars!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 01' 56", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5352960588km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: Galactic Makeover Edition
Alright stargazers, grab your light sabers and buckle up! Pluto, the celestial bad boy of transformation, is doing a slingshot maneuver around Aquarius, the zodiac's forward-thinking genius. This is like if Luke Skywalker decided to swap his Jedi robes for some snazzy Stormtrooper gear - life as we know it is about to get a major reboot.
When I say transformation, I don't mean you're just going to change your outfit or decide to binge-watch a new series on intergalactic Netflix. No, this is soul-deep, identity-stripping, ego-busting change. It's like Yoda said, "You must unlearn what you have learned." Pluto is here to help us shed our old selves faster than a Wookiee sheds hair on your new sofa.
This cosmic combo of Pluto and Aquarius is like mixing the Force with hyperdrive. Expect quantum leaps in science, technology, and space travel. (I'm personally hoping for a working lightsaber... just saying.) But more importantly, this transit is all about leveling up our humanity. The real power players in this era won't be the Sith Lords, but the ones who stand up for justice, equality, and interstellar peace.
In the personal realm, Pluto in Aquarius wants us to rethink our place in the galaxy. Instead of asking, "What's in it for me?" we should be asking, "What's in it for us?" It's a shift from the Dark Side's self-centeredness to the Jedi's selflessness. So, are you ready to become the Jedi Knight the universe needs? Or will you let this transformational opportunity zoom by like a missed shot at the Death Star?
Remember, the Force (and Pluto) is with you, always.
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 04 Pis 07' 09" |
Moon | 20 Leo 24' 56" |
Mercury | 29 Aqu 54' 52" |
Venus | 08 Aqu 09' 24" |
Mars | 07 Aqu 42' 32" |
Jupiter | 10 Tau 12' 32" |
Saturn | 09 Pis 05' 28" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 24' 20" |
Neptune | 26 Pis 29' 48" |
Pluto | 01 Aqu 01' 56" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
Sun Conjunct Saturn
This transit is drawing your attention to living up to your responsibilities and doing your duty. You may feel limited and constrained today, but do not let that feeling keep you from living up to your obligations. Take care of business, then you will be truly free to do as you wish. Your energy level may be low, but do not use this as an excuse for not doing your best. Do not put limits and burdens on others. Guard against depression. You can accomplish quite a lot if you stay focused.