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28 February, 2024
Solar activity was low. AR3590 (N18W40, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) lost some area, but was still over 10 times larger than the next largest group, AR 3596 (N17E48, Dao/beta). AR 3596 and AR3595 (N20E18, Cai/beta) both continue to undergo gradual growth.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is very high, making retrograde effects extremely increased!
The IMF was somewhat enhanced for the first few periods of the day before returning to near normal, background readings. Total field peaked at 8 nT a few minutes after the start of the day, then decreased to below 5 nT by the end of the day. Bz underwent a few notable southward deviations early in the day, reaching a maximum southward deviation of -7 nT. Wind speeds fluctuated between 400 and 450 km/s, leveling off nearer to 400 km/s by the end of the day. The phi angle was variable early, indicative of possible transient influence. Eventually phi settled into a negative orientation.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Libra, at 19 degrees, 38' 45", at a velocity of 11.89 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.1 days old. It is 401908.33 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 09 Pis 08' 47", and is 148162642km away and receding.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon will change from Libra to Scorpio in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 19 Lib 38' 45", and is 403748km away and approaching.Moon Is In Libra
Greetings and salutations, my cosmic voyagers! Now, I hope you've got your blasters set to stun because we're about to take a wild hyperdrive into the cosmos. Buckle up, because our lunar companion is currently lounging in Libra, exactly 403,857.297468164 kilometers away. (Yes, you heard that right! I did the math. It's what I do. And yes, I used a calculator - even space nerds need some help sometimes!) Now, what does this mean for you? Well, imagine if Boba Fett decided to take a vacation from bounty hunting and instead, opted for sipping alien cocktails on the sandy beaches of Tatooine. That's the kind of energy we're dealing with here. Libra, as we know, is all about balance, harmony, and justice. It's the 'can't we all just get along' sign of the Zodiac. And the moon? Well, it governs our emotions and subconscious impulses. So, you might find yourself channeling your inner Boba Fett, seeking fairness and equilibrium in your universe. Just remember, no disintegrations! But don't get too comfortable in your Mandalorian armor, because the Moon is as swift as the Millennium Falcon and will be jetting off to Scorpio in the next 24 hours. Scorpio is the Han Solo of the zodiac - intense, passionate and a tad mysterious. So, take advantage of this Libra moon energy while it lasts. Mingle with Ewoks, negotiate peace treaties with the Jedi, and remember: balance is the key to the Galaxy. And if anyone tries to throw you into a Sarlacc pit, just tell them you're under the protection of Astrology. Trust me, it totally works! Until next time, may the force (and the stars) be with you!Mercury is in Pisces
Mercury is prograde at 09 Pis 03' 39", moving at 1.87 degrees per day, and is 205219990km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Pisces
Well, hello there, stargazers and cosmic wanderers! Buckle up your imaginary space suits because guess what? Mercury is vacationing in Pisces, and my oh my, is it throwing a celestial pool party! Now, you might be asking, "How far is Mercury?" Well, let me hit you with some numbers. It’s 205260565.766400486km away! No, I didn't just smack my keyboard - that's real science, baby! And before you ask, yes, Mercury is currently prograde. Essentially, it means our little buddy Mercury is moving forward. But don't go checking your horoscope for Mercury retrograde panic just yet. We're safe... for now. When Mercury, the smarty-pants planet that's all about thoughts and communication, dips its toes into the mystical whirlpool of Pisces, things get a tad bit... fishy. See, Mercury is a detail-oriented fellow while Pisces is all about the big picture - kind of like trying to solve a jigsaw puzzle while wearing kaleidoscope glasses. Sounds fun, right? But fear not, my celestial comrades! This odd coupling has its perks. Our dreams become more vivid than a sci-fi movie marathon, our thoughts become as loose as a pair of baggy yoga pants, and our instincts, well, they'd give a bloodhound a run for its money. Essentially, we're getting a cosmic upgrade - Pisces edition. While Mercury is busy doing the backstroke in the Piscean pool, our minds open wider than a black hole. Suddenly, we can find solutions in places we've never even considered before - like looking for your lost keys in the fridge. Who knows? Maybe they're next to the pickles. Mercury in Pisces is like having a disco ball in the darkest corners of our mind. It illuminates fresh ideas, creative inspirations, and different ways of thinking. So, embrace this time, my fellow cosmonauts. Let your thoughts swim with the fishes and see where the current takes you. And remember, in space, no one can hear you laugh at bad astrology jokes!Venus is in Aquarius
Venus is prograde at 14 Aqu 20' 39", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 223800499km away and receding.
Venus Is In Aquarius
Bounty hunter Boba Fett here, reporting on the galaxy's latest astrological developments. Grab your telescopes, nerf herders, because Venus has just landed in Aquarius. And no, it's not an Imperial trap! Now, I know what you're thinking: "Boba, what's this got to do with my love life?" Well, my friend, Venus in Aquarius is like an intergalactic cantina - full of possibilities and strange alliances. You might find yourself drawn to that Ewok you once considered just a friend, or you might take a chance on a droid you've never noticed before. You see, when Venus is in Aquarius, it's all about logic over emotion - kind of like a Vulcan, but with better fashion sense. Lovers may seem as cold as Hoth, but don't worry! They're just exploring their individuality, like a lone Jedi on a desert planet. And if you're in a committed relationship? Well, you might just find that the Force is strong between you as you reconnect over shared passions. Maybe you both love podracing or have a mutual hatred of sand (I hear it gets everywhere). But for those of you flying solo, prepare for hyperspace. This is your chance to mix up your social circle, maybe even at a Rebel Alliance meeting or a death star demolition party. Remember, don't judge a Wookiee by its fur - you never know who you'll click with! Creativity is also in the stars during this time. Try some new armor or redecorate your spaceship. Maybe splurge on the latest droid model or a new hologram chess set. All in all, remember to keep an open mind out there in the galaxy of love. Whether you're a smuggler, a princess, or a farm boy, Venus in Aquarius is about celebrating our uniqueness. So, may the love be with you!Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 11 Aqu 34' 24", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 331580095km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Bleep bloop beep! R2-D2 here, your favorite intergalactic astrologer. Now, don't adjust your translator droids, we're talking about Mars in Aquarius today. Yes, my dear C-3POs, it's like when I had to fix the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon - a real nuts and bolts situation! Mars, that big red dot in the sky, is in Aquarius, the star sign of the forward-thinking. So, if you've been feeling like Luke Skywalker trapped in the trash compactor, it's time to stand up, shake off the garbage, and grab your lightsaber of innovation. This isn't a time for doing the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs - that's old news. No, Mars in Aquarius wants you to think about new ways to improve your light speed. Why not try eleven parsecs, or even ten? Dare I say it, nine? It's like Yoda said, "Always in motion is the future." But he might have also added, "And so should be your thinking.” While Mars is in Aquarius, you'll feel a bit like a Jedi Knight for social justice. Don't be surprised if you find yourself standing up for the Ewoks in your life, those who need a bit of extra support. And remember, you're not fighting with blasters but with your mind, the most powerful Force there is. But beware, my fellow droids! Mars in Aquarius doesn't want you adhering to the same old programming. It's time to rewrite your code, break some rules (just don't let Vader catch you), and embrace the rebellious energy of Han Solo. Just remember to stay safe out there in the galaxy. Remember, the Force is strong with Mars in Aquarius and so are you. Bleep bloop beep!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 11 Tau 01' 15", moving at 0.17 degrees per day, and is 805846251km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: A Cosmic Stand-Up Comedy
Alright folks, Jupiter has sidled into Taurus. Now, if you're wondering how it squeezed its massive gas-body into the Bull's sign without causing a cosmic traffic jam, don't worry. It's just celestial magic! Picture a giant, jovial planet trying to fit into a china shop. Hilarity ensues.
The big J, known for its sagacity, is hanging out with Taurus, the zodiac equivalent of that friend who insists on bringing snacks to every party...and by snacks, I mean a five-course gourmet meal. We're talking about the same Taurus who thinks "fast food" is anything that cooks in less than three hours. Yep, that one.
So what does this mean for you? Well, think of it as being handed a 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle of an abstract art piece. The answers you seek are already with you, they're just scattered and hidden under the couch cushions of your life. It's a call to tap into your inner wisdom, which has been hibernating like a bear in winter, and bring it out for some sun.
This cosmic alignment is like an energy drink for your dreams. With Jupiter's growth mindset and Taurus's sheer stubbornness, you'll be crossing off your to-dos like a boss. Remember, slow and steady wins the race. Unless it's a real race, then you might want to run a little faster.
Heads up, though, folks. Jupiter is basically the lottery winner of the solar system, and Taurus... well, Taurus likes shiny things. Together, they could turn into the Wolf of Wall Street. This is a prime time to take a peek at your bank account and see if you can sneak in some financial growth. Just don't blow it all on a gold-plated yacht.
Lastly, Taurus, the zodiac's most prolific pleasure-seeker, might just convince Jupiter to indulge a little too much. Try to resist the urge to swap your morning cereal for champagne and caviar. Remember, self-control is key. And also, champagne before noon is only classy in movies.
So there you have it, folks. Jupiter in Taurus – it's a cosmic sitcom, a chance to grow, and a reminder that wisdom and joy are within us all. Just remember not to
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 09 Pis 42' 04", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1602370124km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces: The Cosmic Coach and Your Inner Hippie
Alright, space cadets! Buckle up because Saturn, our cosmic taskmaster, has slipped into Pisces, the zodiac's resident dreamer. We're talking about the universe's strictest professor moonlighting as a tie-dye wearing, incense-burning, guitar-strumming hippie. Can you picture that? Yeah, me neither. But here we are, so let's make the most of it!
Now, imagine you've got this crazy idea of writing a book or starting a business. You know, those fantastical daydreams you've been stashing in the far corners of your mind. Well, Saturn in Pisces is the perfect time to dust them off and get real. Grab a notepad, because Saturn's about to deliver a crash course in "How to Make Your Wildest Dreams Come True 101".
But hold on to your telescopes because it ain't all peace signs and daisy chains. Saturn in Pisces might just barge into your personal space like a dad who doesn't quite understand the concept of privacy. He's going to prod and poke and question your deepest dreams, which may feel about as comfortable as stepping on a Lego barefoot. But remember, he's just here to help. So, take a deep breath, roll out the welcome mat and listen to his well-meaning advice.
With Saturn stirring up the Piscean waters, you might find yourself as restless as a caffeinated squirrel, struggling to catch some Z's. But worry not! This is the perfect time to channel your inner hippie. Meditate under the stars, take a moonlit walk in the woods, practice yogic breathing or simply take an afternoon nap (with a dream journal on standby). Make sure to get plenty of sleep, and maybe even hit the hay a bit early. This will allow your brain to slow down, process the day's events, and prepare for the interstellar wisdom that awaits in the dream realm.
So, Saturn in Pisces may seem like an odd cosmic cocktail, but remember, science is full of weird and wonderful combinations. Embrace the lessons, heed the wisdom, and watch as your path unfolds in front of you. After all, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust trying to make sense of this cosmic dance,
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 31' 52", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2979156996km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Ahoy there, star gazers and cosmic voyagers! Fasten your seat belts, because we're about to embark on a seven-year roller coaster ride on the USS Uranus, which has just docked in the sturdy port of Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But maestro of the stars, Taurus is as fond of change as a cat is of water!" And you're absolutely right, my brilliant observers. But remember, where's the fun in life without a little twist, eh? You see, Taurus is a creature of habit. It's as predictable as your Grandmother's Christmas sweater. But Uranus? It's the cosmic rebel, the celestial punk rocker with a neon mohawk, quite literally spinning on its side! It's like inviting a tornado to a tea party – utterly bonkers, but oh, so exciting! Uranus in Taurus is like installing a state-of-the-art AI into your Grandma's vintage radio – it's all about revolutionizing the old. Especially when it comes to that tricky little thing called money. Think of it this way, Taurus is scrooge and Uranus is Robin Hood, and guess who's about to learn a lesson in sharing! Banks might become as outdated as dinosaurs, and you might start paying for your coffee with smiles instead of coins. Cryptocurrency could become as common as buying socks online, and stock markets might do the tango on a tightrope. Who knows? The cosmos is a wild place! Now on a personal level, you might feel like your pocket is being turned inside out. Debts, taxes, rent - they might all start to feel like invisible chains. But don't panic, my fellow space travellers! Uranus isn't here to make you penniless, it's here to liberate you from the materialistic shackles! It's time to rethink our relationship with the green paper and shiny coins. So buckle up, my friends! This cosmic journey is going to be as unpredictable as a game of quantum chess. It might feel like you've stepped into a Tardis and everything is spinning out of control. But remember, the cosmos always has a plan. The changes we undergo may just lead us to a stability we've never known before. So let's embrace this cosmic chaos and trust in the stardust that we are!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 40' 37", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4614343029km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune's Piscean Pool Party
Alright, space cadets, gather 'round. Neptune, our favorite blue gas giant, has decided to throw a cosmic pool party, and guess what? It's in Pisces' backyard. Now, don't get your constellations in a knot. Yes, Neptune is approximately 4,614,321,691.674826622km away—give or take a few hundred kilometers—but who's counting, right?
Neptune's hangout in Pisces is like a spiritual episode of RoboCop: there's a lot of emotion, a bit of mystery, and every once in a while, someone yells, "Dead or alive, you're coming with me!" In this case, it's not about battling crime in a dystopian city, but rather about navigating the vast ocean of emotions within us. If there's one thing we've learned from RoboCop, it's that even metal-clad law enforcers have feelings too. Embrace yours!
This cosmic transit is all about unity, my friends. Like a cosmic game of Twister, Neptune's chill in Pisces is twisting our arms (and legs and hearts) towards cooperation, emotional intelligence, and a universal group hug. So, let's drop those egos and petty differences like they're hot potatoes, and realize that together, we can make a pretty awesome potato salad.
Ever dreamed of starting your own spiritual book club? Or creating an altar dedicated to your favorite anime character? Or just want to share your grandma's secret recipe for world peace? Well, now is the time! Neptune's pool party is not only about having fun but also about sharing and connecting on a deeper level.
Remember, you don't need to bring any fancy party favors—just your unique gifts and ideas. And remember, RoboCop didn't need an invitation to make a difference—he just showed up. So, don’t wait for a cosmic invite—Neptune in Pisces is your VIP pass to join this stellar party. Suit up and dive right in!
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 10' 11", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5346102394km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto's Aquarian Vacation
Picture this: Pluto, our beloved dwarf planet (or full-fledged planet if you're on team #PlutoIsAPlanet), has packed up its bags, kissed Neptune goodbye and taken a cosmic road trip to the friendly neighborhood of Aquarius. That's right folks, Pluto is currently holidaying in Aquarius and is 5346134812.842929840km (give or take a few km) away from Earth. And guess what? It's driving prograde, so no traffic tickets for Pluto! Now, let me give you the lowdown. Pluto is the planetary equivalent of a celestial Marie Kondo. It's all about sparking joy by deep cleaning your life, getting rid of the old and making way for the new - think of it as a whole soul spring cleaning. On the other hand, Aquarius is like that cool, eccentric scientist friend you have who always pushes the boundaries, believes in progress, and tosses ideas around like there's no tomorrow. Now that these two are hanging out, we're talking about some serious shifts on the horizon, folks! We're not just talking about new apps or a couple of technological breakthroughs here. Nope! We're talking about massive changes in science, technology, and even space travel. But wait, there's more! This combo is set to spark a revolution in civil rights and humanitarianism. The bigwigs who use their power for the good of all will be the real influencers. Governments and systems that used to clash might just find some common ground and forge alliances stronger than a vibranium-Adamantium alloy. But what does this mean for you? Well, dear reader, the Pluto in Aquarius vibe is nudging us all to take a page out of Wall-E's book. Just like our favorite little trash compactor robot, it's time for us to care more about others and the world around us. So, buckle up, embrace the change, and remember, in the words of Wall-E, "Eee...va?" Will you answer the call?Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 09 Pis 08' 47" |
| Moon | 19 Lib 38' 45" |
| Mercury | 09 Pis 03' 39" |
| Venus | 14 Aqu 20' 39" |
| Mars | 11 Aqu 34' 24" |
| Jupiter | 11 Tau 01' 15" |
| Saturn | 09 Pis 42' 04" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 31' 52" |
| Neptune | 26 Pis 40' 37" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 10' 11" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
Sun Sextile Jupiter
Today should be a fortunate day for you. Your confidence and optimism are high. Today is a good day to put plans into action and to participate in group activities. Expand your horizons and pick up something new to learn. It's a good time to grow, to be generous and caring, and to reach out and make others happy. Ask your boss for a raise as those in authority are likely to be receptive today.Endowed with generosity and friendliness, these people appear to be lucky in life. They attract good things with a positive frame of mind and a charitable disposition. Rarely entirely “down and out”, people with Sun in harmonious aspect to Jupiter are usually well-received, helpful, and well-informed. They may enjoy travel and have a special affection for foreign places and people. They’re generally not very competitive people, and for the most part not combative either. As a result, they are usually well-liked.These people are usually good-hearted with strong morals and much faith in life and in people. They prefer to find good in situations and in people. They don’t have a lot of patience with those who break the rules, as they generally believe in order, equality, and the law. They generally make good on their promises, and the sincerity they exude can be trusted. Looking on the bright side is their forte–turn to these people for a pleasing dose of faith and optimism. They are quick to chuckle and can’t resist any appeal to their sense of humor. Some people with this aspect are downright jolly. Others are less conspicuous, but their faith in life and willingness to find humor in life are nevertheless obvious.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Hank Aaron, Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd, Evel Knievel, Shari Lewis, Carol Lewis, Camilla Parker Bowles, Peter Sellers, Alicia Witt, Justin Timberlake; Sextiles – Prince Andrew (of England), Madonna, Albert Camus, Samantha Fox, Courtney Love, Elvis Presley.Alternate interpretations:Sun sextile Jupiter: Your life is apt to be blessed with more than your share of helpful friends, fortuitous connections, and doors opening to you at just the right time. Because you are usually willing to share and to give back to others in a generous way, you continue to generate successes in your life no matter how unfortunate prevailing circumstances are. Beware, however, of becoming an opportunist. — Interpretation from our Merlin Profile report.Sun sextile Jupiter: Your child is bent toward success, for he has a built-in sense of how to approach and unravel even the most difficult problems. Children born with this harmonious aspect often have a natural instinct for justice and the law, and generally know how to approach a problem from just the right angle. This ability could make your child a natural counselor or guide for others, in particular regarding vocational matters. This aspect also suggests the possibility of working with and helping older persons. Often this position indicates help received from others. Dynamic squares found elsewhere in the chart may bring out the positive sides of this position. The pitfall is too much ease, or a lack of ambition, a lack of humility, and/or expecting others to do the work. — Interpretation from the Child Star report (Boy).Sun sextile Jupiter: You find that spiritual discipline is as much a container for your being as it is the expression of your inner desire. Your perception of duty is to develop the endurance needed to weather emotional and material storms. — Interpretation from the Your Spiritual Path report.Sun sextile Jupiter: You have a sense of justice and an innate ability to understand the law, whether natural or manmade. Showing others the way through or beyond the problems in their lives comes easy, for you sense how to manipulate the opportunities of life. Lucky. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Sun Conjunct Saturn
This transit is drawing your attention to living up to your responsibilities and doing your duty. You may feel limited and constrained today, but do not let that feeling keep you from living up to your obligations. Take care of business, then you will be truly free to do as you wish. Your energy level may be low, but do not use this as an excuse for not doing your best. Do not put limits and burdens on others. Guard against depression. You can accomplish quite a lot if you stay focused.