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1 March, 2024
Solar activity decayed to low levels. Region 3590 (N18W65, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) produced a pair of C-class events, the largest a C3.9 flare at 29/0513 UTC. As the region approached the W limb, it still maintained a complex magnetic structure with a large delta persisting within its intermediate spots. Region 3595 (N20W10, Dko/beta-gamma) became more magnetically complex and increased in size and spot count throughout the period. New Region 3598 (S13W18, Hrx/alpha) emerged westward of Region 3592 (S13,L=165), which decayed to plage. A C2.3 flare was also observed on the ESE limb at 29/1334 UTC. The remaining regions were quiet and stable.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected mostly background conditions. Total field was 5 nT or less and the Bz component was generally in a neutral orientation. Solar wind speeds reached a peak of around 425 km/s early in the period before beginning a gradual decrease to around 375 km/s. The phi angle was predominately negative.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Scorpio, at 13 degrees, 41' 47", at a velocity of 12.21 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.9 days old. It is 395294.63 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 11 Pis 09' 16", and is 148235994km away and receding.
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon is at 13 Sco 41' 47", and is 397929km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Scorpio
Greetings, fellow interstellar travelers! Here's your cosmically comedic horoscope for the day. Our friendly neighbor, the Moon, has decided to take a joyride through the enigmatic neighborhood of Scorpio. Brace yourselves because this is not your typical suburban drive-by. The Moon is currently 398,137.363446311 kilometers away, give or take a few cosmic inches. No need for a telescope, my friends. Just squint real hard and you'll see it, I promise...or not! Now, Scorpio might sound scary with its stingy tail, but let's not forget, it's all just star-stuff. We're all here on Spaceship Earth, floating in an infinite universe. So, I'd like to think of this as less of a "Moon in Scorpio" situation and more like "Moon's slumber party at Mr. Scorpion's house". Just imagine the Moon in fuzzy pajamas, eating cosmic popcorn and having a pillow fight with Scorpio. Surely, that's a sight to behold! For those who are wondering what this means for you, fear not. I've got you covered. The Moon in Scorpio is like mixing baking soda and vinegar—it’s bound to cause a reaction. This combo will stir up deep emotions that have been brewing within your soul's coffee pot. Don't shy away from these feelings. Instead, embrace them. Put on your lab coat and safety goggles, and dive into the experiment of self-discovery. Remember, it's okay if things get messy. It's okay to feel like you're floating in zero gravity without a tether. As our friend Spock would say, "It's life, Jim, but not as we know it." So, feel free to boldly go where you haven't dared to go before! To summarize, the Moon in Scorpio is telling us to dig deep, to explore our inner cosmos, and to not take everything so seriously. After all, we're just tiny specks on a pale blue dot, spinning around in the vast cosmic dance of the universe. So, let's dance, people! Let's dance like no one is observing from a distant galaxy! Until next time, live long and prosper...and remember to keep your telescopes clean!Mercury is in Pisces
Mercury is prograde at 12 Pis 49' 27", moving at 1.9 degrees per day, and is 203371010km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Pisces
Hello, interstellar buddies! Brace yourselves for another cosmic rollercoaster ride because our tiny, speedy chum Mercury has taken a psychedelic dip in the dreamy waters of Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking: "How does a planet take a dip in a fish?" Well, my friends, that's just how we roll in the cosmic playground! So, Mercury is about 203,425,339.749110669 km away. Not that anyone's counting. And it's currently prancing about in a prograde motion, which is astrologer talk for 'moving in the same direction as us, but a whole lot faster.' Now, Mercury is the smarty pants of the solar system. It's all about the brain stuff - thoughts, communication, who left the fridge open kind of thing. But Pisces, oh boy, Pisces is where logic goes to have a nap and dreams kick up their heels! It's like throwing a maths professor into a fantasy novel; chaos ensues, but it's the creative, magical, unicorn-riding kind of chaos. While Mercury takes its Piscean vacation, our minds are being stretched like retro bubblegum. We're talking full-on mental yoga here, folks. Expect your thoughts to twist and bend in ways you never thought possible. Ever considered solving your problems with interpretive dance? Well, now might be the time! Mercury in Pisces is like turning on a cosmic flashlight in the attic of our minds. Suddenly, all those dusty corners are illuminated with fresh ideas, creative inspirations, and different ways of thinking. So grab your galactic goggles and get ready to dive deep into the realm of imagination. Who knows what treasures you might find in those murky depths? Remember, in the cosmos, weird is wonderful and there are no limits except for those you set yourself! Until next time, keep your head in the stars and your feet on the ground... or a cloud... or a rainbow. Whatever floats your spaceship!Venus is in Aquarius
Venus is prograde at 16 Aqu 49' 11", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 225125070km away and receding.
Venus Is In Aquarius
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Time to tighten your seatbelts as we're about to embark on an interstellar cruise with Venus docking at Aquarius station. This celestial alignment is less Nicholas Sparks and more Isaac Asimov, I’m afraid. Yes, my dear star-crossed lovers, the universe is giving us a lesson in cerebral courtship. Akin to finding your soulmate in the friend zone, Venus in Aquarius reminds us that love isn't just about heart palpitations and stolen kisses; it's about connecting on an intellectual level. You might find yourself falling for that nerdy friend who helped you assemble your flatpack furniture. After all, compatibility is not just about romantic dinners, but also about aligning IKEA instructions. Now, if you're already hitched, don’t panic. Venus in Aquarius isn’t about cold showers and separate bedrooms. It’s about reviving the essence of friendship in your relationship. Think less Romeo and Juliet, more Bill and Ted. So, grab your better half and engage in something that resonates with both of you – maybe protesting for climate change or binge-watching Star Trek. For those flying solo, be prepared for a journey into the unknown realms of romance. With Venus modeling Aquarian haute couture, your love life could get experimental. You might find yourself drawn towards the unexpected, like that tattooed punk who recites Shakespeare or the quiet librarian with a passion for heavy metal. Remember, Aquarians love a good paradox. Finally, Venus in Aquarius calls us to embrace our inner Bowie and experiment with personal style. Swap your usual attire for something funky, edgy, or downright alien. And while you're at it, you might find yourself drawn towards shiny new tech gadgets. Because nothing says "I love you" like a state-of-the-art telescope or a solar-powered toaster. So, my dear stargazers, remember, while Venus is in Aquarius, it's less about passionate embraces and more about passionate debates. It's a cosmic reminder that love isn’t always written in the stars. Sometimes, it’s written in a shared Netflix queue or in the mutual desire to save the planet.Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 13 Aqu 07' 18", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 330431272km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Extra-Terrestrial Transmission: Mars In Aquarius
Grab your tinfoil hats, folks! Mars has hopped on its interstellar surfboard and caught the cosmic wave right into Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Is this going to get all Independence Day on us?" Fear not, my star-gazing comrades. This is less about an alien invasion and more about an intellectual revolution!
With Mars in Aquarius, it's as if we've been gifted with a mental lightsaber. Our thoughts and ideas are our greatest defense against the dark side of conformity. Traditional thinking? That's so last solar cycle. It's time to imagine a future that even George Lucas would find mind-blowing.
Under this transit, societal problems stand out like a supernova in a star field. Aquarius, the zodiac's resident humanitarian and certified underdog advocate, is getting a serious power-up from Mars. We're not just identifying problems, we're seeing solutions as clear as a Vulcan's logic. And with this comes an opportunity for radical change that's rarer than a comet sighting.
Now, I won't lie, following rules during this transit feels about as comfortable as a Wookiee in a speedo. Why should we? Mars in Aquarius is a rebel, shaking off the dust of old ways. It's like we've collectively channeled our inner Doctor Who, ready to explore new dimensions of thought and action. So, let's liberate ourselves from the gravitational pull of the mundane and embrace the spectacular unknown. After all, the universe is our playground, and we're just starting to play!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 11 Tau 21' 33", moving at 0.17 degrees per day, and is 810082200km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Well hello there, cosmic voyagers! Remember that Jupiter is not just any old celestial body, no-siree! It's the guru of the galaxy, the sage of the stars! And right now, it's doing a little cosmic couch-surfing in the house of Taurus. Now, this isn't just a random visit. Oh no, it's like Obi-Wan Kenobi showing up and telling you, "You have the Force within you, young Padawan." You see, Jupiter is our spiritual Yoda, reminding us that the wisdom we seek isn't on some far-off planet or in the depths of Dagobah swamp. It's right here within us, buried under a pile of laundry, Netflix binges, and perhaps a few too many pizza boxes. But don't just sit there slack-jawed and googly-eyed! This starry alignment is the perfect time to bring out your own lightsaber...I mean, your long-term goals and dreams. It's like having your own personal R2-D2, nudging you towards growth and success—one beep and boop at a time. And let's not forget, Taurus doesn't just indulge in the finer things in life because they're a stubborn space bull. They know the value of a galactic credit. So with the lucky Jupiter in the mix, you might just find yourself swimming in a Scrooge McDuck-style vault of coins. Just remember, money can't buy you love...or a working hyperdrive. But beware, my friends. With great power comes great responsibility. When Jupiter, the planet of expansion, meets Taurus, a sign known to overindulge, you might be tempted to start treating your desires as needs. Be careful not to fall prey to the dark side of impulsive spending. Remember, the Force is strong with you. Trust in it, and let Jupiter's tour in Taurus guide you to a galaxy of spiritual growth, financial prosperity, and interstellar wisdom. May the Force (and the stars) be with you!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 09 Pis 56' 43", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1602328878km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Beam Me Up, Saturn
Alright, star gazers, brace yourselves! We've got Saturn currently parking its cosmic caboose in Pisces and it's about 1.6 billion kilometers away. Don't worry, I checked the math twice! Only a hop, skip, and a wormhole away, right? Now, before you start fretting about potential extraterrestrial invaders, let's remember that Saturn is our friendly neighborhood disciplinarian planet. It's kind of like that really strict substitute teacher who pushes us to do better. Annoying? Maybe. Necessary? Absolutely!
Saturn in Pisces is like having Yoda in your corner - it's all about introspection, intuition, and squeezing wisdom out of those little green ears. It's the perfect time to take those fluffy daydreams and turn them into Starship Enterprises. Have you been thinking about penning your own version of War of the Worlds or opening an alien-themed café? Now's the time to grab a notepad, go full Vulcan, and logically plan out how to make it happen.
But be warned, my celestial cherubs, Saturn in Pisces isn't all stardust and unicorn planets. When Saturn starts poking around our most cherished dreams, it can feel like a Star Trek red shirt moment – vulnerable and a bit attacked. But remember, just like Spock, Saturn means well. It's here to help us clean up our cosmic clutter and streamline our starry goals, not vaporize us with a phaser.
Pisces, our twelfth house tenant, is the dreamer of the zodiac, and with Saturn visiting, you might find yourself tossing and turning like a malfunctioning android. So this is a great opportunity to practice some interstellar self-care. Meditate, take a moonlit walk, breathe like Darth Vader (he was onto something with that rhythmic breathing), or nap with a dream journal at your side. And hey, it's perfectly okay to tuck in early – even the Doctor needs his beauty sleep!
So strap on your space boots, folks. This Saturn in Pisces transit is inviting us to boldly go where no man, woman, or astrologer has gone before – deep within ourselves. Let's make the most of this cosmic voyage!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 35' 12", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2983941256km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, space cadets! It's time to put on your anti-gravity boots and buckle up as we take a cosmic ride. Our destination? Uranus! No, seriously, don't giggle, I mean the planet - which, by the way, is a cool 2.98 billion kilometers away. So, you know, pack a lunch or something. Now, here's the thing: Uranus is hanging out in Taurus right now. And let me tell you, it's like inviting a techno DJ to a classical music concert - things are bound to get interesting. Taurus, being the comfy couch potato of the zodiac, prefers stability and routine. But Uranus, that crazy uncle of the cosmos, is all about shaking things up. It's like when your favorite sci-fi series suddenly introduces a plot twist involving time travel. It’s disorienting but exciting! Hold onto your wallets, folks, because this could bring some major changes to our financial systems. Imagine if the Galactic Credit Standard became the norm or if banks turned into automated AI entities. We're talking potential Star Trek-level stuff here, people. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to rethink our relationship with money and possessions. Debt, taxes, and mortgages might feel like that clingy ex who won't stop texting, but this planetary shift is all about helping us break free. It's time to clean up our financial mess, folks. Uranus is about liberation and change, so dig in your heels all you want, but remember, resistance is futile (shoutout to my Trekkies out there). Let's embrace these changes and reach a new point of stability. Because in the end, even a techno DJ can make beautiful music in a classical concert. So, beam me up, Scotty! Or rather...beam me up, Uranus. (Okay, you can giggle at that one).Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 45' 01", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4615876801km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune's Cosmic Pool Party in Pisces
Strap on your space goggles and pull up your cosmic swim trunks, star gazers, because Neptune, that big blue ball of mystic vibes and liquid love, is throwing a celestial pool party in the sign of the Fishes, Pisces. And let me tell you, it's going to be out of this world! Literally… it’s 4.6 billion kilometers away. But hey, who's counting? Certainly not the universe's favorite nerd astrologer!
Now, this ain't your ordinary suburban splash fest. Oh no, Neptune in Pisces is all about diving headfirst into the deep end of our emotions and surfacing with a handful of spiritual gold. It's like a cosmic treasure hunt where X marks the spot on your heart. You'll find yourself suddenly having the clarity of a Hubble telescope, recognizing how silly it is to sweat the small stuff when we're all just stardust floating on a big rock in space.
So, what's Neptune's party favor for us all? Well, it's a call to action, or rather, a call to passion. We each have our own unique gifts – perhaps you can knit a mean pair of socks, or maybe your homemade guacamole could bring world peace. Whatever it is, now's the time to hone it, share it, and ultimately use it to contribute to our collective cosmic journey. Embrace the "one for all, all for one" mindset... just remember to leave your ego at the door – it won't survive the trip through the asteroid belt.
Maybe you've been itching to delve into that spiritual book gathering dust on your shelf, or you've been eyeing that empty corner for a peaceful meditation spot – now's the time. With Neptune in Pisces, we're getting a VIP invite to connect with the sacred within us and around us. And don't worry, it's not like you'll be swimming solo. Neptune's got your back, buoying you up as you dive into this cosmic exploration.
So come on in, star swimmers! The water's just right, the cosmic currents are favorable, and there's plenty of room in Neptune's pool. Just remember to bring your own towel... and maybe a snack. Space swimming really builds up an appetite.
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 13' 23", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5343115788km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: A Trek Through The Stars With A Twist
To boldly go where no man has gone before...or at least not for a whopping 248 years. That's right, folks! Our celestial buddy Pluto is doing the cosmic conga line into the sign of Aquarius, and it's about to make Star Trek look like child's play.
Let me break it down for you: Pluto is the planet of transformation. And I'm not talking about that awkward puberty phase or attempting to grow a quarantine beard, no sir. Pluto's transformation is like turning a caterpillar into a butterfly, a chunk of coal into a diamond, or a shy nerd into a superhero. It's about a deep, profound change, like shedding a skin you didn't even know you were wearing.
Now, let's add Aquarius to the mix. This isn't just your quirky, space-loving friend who has a tinfoil hat collection. Aquarius is the harbinger of progress, a forward-thinker, the one who's always got an eye on the future. Put these two together, and you've got a recipe for some serious paradigm-shifting action.
Don't be too surprised if you see some monumental leaps in science, technology, and extraterrestrial exploration during this time. But let’s not forget Aquarius's humanitarian side. We might witness revolutionary changes in civil rights and social justice. The power won't be with those who can shout the loudest, but with those who listen, empathize, and value the experiences of others. Heck, we might even see governments finding common ground, and not just because they discovered aliens exist.
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is like your own personal life coach, urging you to transform your worldview. It's easy to think about numero uno, but what if we started thinking about everyone else too? What a radical concept, right? But that's the kind of daring, space-age thinking this cosmic combo wants to inspire.
So, will you answer the call? Or will you keep your phone on silent? Remember, in space, no one can hear you screen your calls.
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 11 Pis 09' 16" |
| Moon | 13 Sco 41' 47" |
| Mercury | 12 Pis 49' 27" |
| Venus | 16 Aqu 49' 11" |
| Mars | 13 Aqu 07' 18" |
| Jupiter | 11 Tau 21' 33" |
| Saturn | 09 Pis 56' 43" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 35' 12" |
| Neptune | 26 Pis 45' 01" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 13' 23" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Trine Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony with women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
When the Sun and Moon are in harmonious aspect, you may not be prepared for conflict and could be inclined to avoid rocking the boat. You may give in a little too often, if only to maintain a feeling of balance and harmony, as conflict is something not only disliked, it’s something you might fear. The tendency towards too much acceptance (of the self and of others) is most prominent with the trine. Question life, or run the risk of taking things for granted.
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
Sun Sextile Jupiter
Today should be a fortunate day for you. Your confidence and optimism are high. Today is a good day to put plans into action and to participate in group activities. Expand your horizons and pick up something new to learn. It's a good time to grow, to be generous and caring, and to reach out and make others happy. Ask your boss for a raise as those in authority are likely to be receptive today.Endowed with generosity and friendliness, these people appear to be lucky in life. They attract good things with a positive frame of mind and a charitable disposition. Rarely entirely “down and out”, people with Sun in harmonious aspect to Jupiter are usually well-received, helpful, and well-informed. They may enjoy travel and have a special affection for foreign places and people. They’re generally not very competitive people, and for the most part not combative either. As a result, they are usually well-liked.These people are usually good-hearted with strong morals and much faith in life and in people. They prefer to find good in situations and in people. They don’t have a lot of patience with those who break the rules, as they generally believe in order, equality, and the law. They generally make good on their promises, and the sincerity they exude can be trusted. Looking on the bright side is their forte–turn to these people for a pleasing dose of faith and optimism. They are quick to chuckle and can’t resist any appeal to their sense of humor. Some people with this aspect are downright jolly. Others are less conspicuous, but their faith in life and willingness to find humor in life are nevertheless obvious.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Hank Aaron, Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd, Evel Knievel, Shari Lewis, Carol Lewis, Camilla Parker Bowles, Peter Sellers, Alicia Witt, Justin Timberlake; Sextiles – Prince Andrew (of England), Madonna, Albert Camus, Samantha Fox, Courtney Love, Elvis Presley.Alternate interpretations:Sun sextile Jupiter: Your life is apt to be blessed with more than your share of helpful friends, fortuitous connections, and doors opening to you at just the right time. Because you are usually willing to share and to give back to others in a generous way, you continue to generate successes in your life no matter how unfortunate prevailing circumstances are. Beware, however, of becoming an opportunist. — Interpretation from our Merlin Profile report.Sun sextile Jupiter: Your child is bent toward success, for he has a built-in sense of how to approach and unravel even the most difficult problems. Children born with this harmonious aspect often have a natural instinct for justice and the law, and generally know how to approach a problem from just the right angle. This ability could make your child a natural counselor or guide for others, in particular regarding vocational matters. This aspect also suggests the possibility of working with and helping older persons. Often this position indicates help received from others. Dynamic squares found elsewhere in the chart may bring out the positive sides of this position. The pitfall is too much ease, or a lack of ambition, a lack of humility, and/or expecting others to do the work. — Interpretation from the Child Star report (Boy).Sun sextile Jupiter: You find that spiritual discipline is as much a container for your being as it is the expression of your inner desire. Your perception of duty is to develop the endurance needed to weather emotional and material storms. — Interpretation from the Your Spiritual Path report.Sun sextile Jupiter: You have a sense of justice and an innate ability to understand the law, whether natural or manmade. Showing others the way through or beyond the problems in their lives comes easy, for you sense how to manipulate the opportunities of life. Lucky. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Sun Conjunct Saturn
This transit is drawing your attention to living up to your responsibilities and doing your duty. You may feel limited and constrained today, but do not let that feeling keep you from living up to your obligations. Take care of business, then you will be truly free to do as you wish. Your energy level may be low, but do not use this as an excuse for not doing your best. Do not put limits and burdens on others. Guard against depression. You can accomplish quite a lot if you stay focused.