The Sun

The Sun is in Aries

The Sun is at 07 Ari 04' 22", and is 149278828km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Libra

The Moon will change from Libra to Scorpio in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 28 Lib 38' 26", and is 402114km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Libra

Ah, my delightful celestial wanderers! Gather around as I share the cosmic whispers of our dear neighbor, the Moon. Currently, it's lounging in Libra, sipping on a celestial cocktail of balance and harmony, just 402,236.260635631 km away from us. I know, I know, you're thinking, "Why can't my Postmates driver find me when the Moon can from that far away?" The universe works in mysterious ways, my friends. As we speak, our grand lunar satellite is packing its bags, ready to jump star signs, leaving the balanced scales of Libra behind for the spicy, enigmatic persona of Scorpio. Now, don't start sweating stardust just yet. This is not some cosmic game of musical chairs...or is it? Think of it more like the Moon is changing its Netflix profile - from the calm and collected 'romantic drama' fan of Libra to the 'edge-of-your-seat thriller' enthusiast of Scorpio. A change of pace, a new perspective, and possibly, a reason to finally clean your room. You never know when Scorpio's intensity might inspire a sudden bout of productivity...or perhaps the sudden urge to solve a crime mystery. So keep an eye on the sky, stargazers. Things are about to get a little more exciting up there! As your friendly neighborhood astrologer, I recommend stocking up on popcorn and maybe a detective's hat. The stars are aligning for a thrilling show, and who are we to refuse a front-row seat? Remember, the universe has a way of balancing things out. Even if it is by moving a ginormous galactic rock around a few million kilometers in space.

Mercury

Mercury is in Aries

Mercury is prograde at 25 Ari 15' 32", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 125092153km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Aries

Mercury In Aries: A Star Wars Parody

Ladies, gentlemen, droids, and Wookiees, buckle up! Mercury is in Aries, and it's having a bit of an identity crisis. Imagine if Darth Vader swapped his iconic black cape for a vibrant tie-dye tunic – that's the kind of energy we're dealing with here. This celestial event has our lovely little planet, only a mere 125287839.808890134km away (pfft, who's counting?), cosplaying as the assertive and uncompromising Aries.

Now, don't panic. This isn't a bad thing. In fact, it might just be the push you need to finally tell your boss you deserve that raise, or confess to your crush that their smile causes more palpitations than the Death Star sighting for a rebel. Yes, Mercury in Aries is just like Luke shouting out his feelings (and family secrets) for all to hear on Cloud City.

On the flip side, this planetary alignment might make diplomacy as difficult as convincing a Stormtrooper to aim properly. The balance between expressing your thoughts and not turning into the Emperor might be a tricky one to maintain. Remember, the Force is about balance!

But there's a silver lining. Or should I say, a lightsaber's glow? With Mercury cozying up to Aries, your mind could start firing off ideas like a hyperactive blaster. You'll find innovative solutions to problems faster than Han Solo makes the Kessel Run! So don't second-guess yourself. Your first thoughts are often your best ones during this transit. But remember, these flashes of brilliance will disappear just as quickly as they arrived, much like the misunderstood Anakin Skywalker... Oops, spoiler alert!

So, embrace the force, my fellow star gazers! And remember, in the immortal words of Yoda, "Do. Or do not. There is no try." Especially when Mercury is in Aries.

Venus

Venus is in Pisces

Venus is prograde at 18 Pis 59' 42", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 240386719km away and receding.

Venus Is In Pisces

Love's in the Air (And So Are Other Cosmic Particles)

Fasten your seatbelts, folks! Our celestial sweetheart, Venus, has just checked into the Pisces Inn, and she’s brought her luggage full of love potions, misty-eyed fantasies, and a touch of amnesia for our flaws. And let's not forget the precise distance of 240362370.244316667km away! It's as if Venus is saying "I'm close, but not too close for comfort.

Now, while Venus is busy playing Cupid in the Piscean dream world, it's time to dim the lights, queue the romantic music, and let the magic unfold. But remember, love under this cosmic influence is like Wi-Fi—intangible yet magical. But sometimes, it buffers at crucial moments, and you may end up connecting with an illusion, not your soul mate. So, be a smart surfer—don't commit to any network without scanning thoroughly.

But hey, don’t hit the panic button yet! There’s a silver lining here. Venus in Pisces isn't all about making us fall for elusive shadows. This transit also has the power to let us appreciate the real people in our lives—flaws, quirks, and all. So, get ready to swap those critical glasses for rose-tinted ones and experience the beauty of embracing imperfections. Remember, love isn't about finding the perfect person—it's about seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

On the financial front, with Venus in Pisces, don't expect any get-rich-quick schemes. But if you're looking to monetize your imaginative pursuits or spiritual gifts, this is the perfect time. Just remember, Venus in Pisces isn’t about trading stocks—it's about trading love, compassion, and creativity. So, whether you're strumming a guitar or meditating on a mountaintop, remember to sprinkle some love and light into the world.

So, gear up, folks! It's time to navigate the galaxy of love with Venus in Pisces. And remember, in the cosmic dance of life, it's not about the destination—it's about the journey. A journey that's 240362370.244316667km away to be precise. Happy stargazing!

Mars

Mars is in Pisces

Mars is prograde at 03 Pis 19' 29", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 315434469km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Pisces

Mars in Pisces: The Cosmic Tango

Alright, folks! Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a cosmic rollercoaster ride. Mars, the planet that usually loves to flex its muscles and show off its fiery side, has decided to take a vacation and is chilling out in dreamy Pisces. It's like the universe's version of a bodybuilder trying ballet. Funny, right?

Now, before you start panicking, thinking your drive and ambition have been sucked into a black hole never to return, relax! Mars is still Mars, it hasn't suddenly turned into a fluffy bunny (although that would be adorable). The planet of action just decided to take a more subtle, creative approach. It's like a cosmic undercover operation: moving mountains without making a noise, like a ninja...a space ninja!

With Mars in Pisces, we've got a unique blend of dynamism and compassion. Think of it as a cosmic superhero power. Mars pushes gently, fights for the underdog, and even dons its Bob Ross wig to paint happy little clouds. It's the perfect time to channel your inner Banksy or lead a rebellion against single-use plastics. Just remember to watch your aim. You wouldn't want to accidentally throw a paint bucket instead of a water balloon, would you?

They say Pisces is the artist of the zodiac. I guess it's because Pisces knows that sometimes a picture speaks a thousand words, a song can express a thousand emotions, and a meme...well, it can convey a thousand laughs! With Mars transiting through Pisces, we are reminded that there's more to life than 9-to-5 jobs and paying bills. So, let's pick up our paintbrushes, guitars, and yes...even our calculators (for the mathematically creative ones), and let's create some magic!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 16 Tau 20' 59", moving at 0.21 degrees per day, and is 858007506km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Hark! Jupiter is in Taurus and it's about to get real folks. You see, when Jupiter, the solar system's biggest show off, saunters into the sign of Taurus, things get, well, rather comfy. Jupiter is sort of like your favorite eccentric uncle who shows up at family gatherings with a bag full of gifts and dubious wisdom. He's the one spinning tales of his travels, encouraging you to dream big, and eat more cake because "life is short." Meanwhile, Taurus is like your ever reliable, slightly grumpy but always practical grandma. The one who keeps reminding you to "save for a rainy day" and “don't put all your eggs in one basket.” She's all about comfort, stability, and enjoying life's simple pleasures, just not at the expense of common sense. So, what happens when Uncle Jupiter visits Grandma Taurus? Well, it's like being at the world's best buffet with an all-you-can-eat coupon. It’s a veritable cornucopia of opportunities! Jupiter wants you to expand your horizons, dream big, and maybe even take a risk or two. But Taurus is there, grounding you with its practicality, insisting that you balance those big dreams with some solid planning. The result? A fantastic opportunity to make real progress towards your goals. Just remember, while Jupiter loves a good story and Taurus enjoys a nice nap, this isn't the time to rest on your laurels or get lost in your dreams. It's time to roll up your sleeves, make a detailed to-do list, and get to work. And hey, if you're feeling a bit extravagant or tempted to splurge on that leather-bound Lord of the Rings collection (I'm looking at you, fellow nerds), just remember: Taurus encourages a bit of indulgence, but let's not go overboard. There's still a budget to consider. But most importantly, remember this: the wisdom you seek is already within you. Jupiter in Taurus is just there to help you tap into it. So embrace your inner Yoda, take a deep breath, and trust in the process. May the cosmic force be with you!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 13 Pis 03' 33", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1588101898km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Well, space cadets, fasten your seat belts and prepare for lift off, because Saturn is currently enjoying a little vacation in Pisces. And let me tell you, when the Ringed Wonder takes a dip in the Fish Pond, things get deep...like, "pondering the mysteries of the universe while sitting in your underwear at 3am" kind of deep. You know that crazy dream you've been having about opening a llama petting zoo or penning the world's first comic book opera? Yeah, that one. Now's the time to dust it off, give it a good shake, and start making it happen. Because when Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, is hanging out in the Land of Dreams, you can bet your lucky stars it's going to whip those fantasies into shape. Of course, Saturn in Pisces isn't always a joy ride through the cosmos. No siree! You know how your dad used to barge into your room without knocking, then start lecturing you about the importance of clean socks? That's Saturn in Pisces. But before you hang up your "No Trespassing" sign, remember: Father Knows Best, even if he does have a habit of leaving ring stains on your coffee table. Now, with all this mental action going on, you might find yourself tossing and turning at night, dreaming of equations or philosophical debates with talking fish. Whoa, slow down there, Einstein! Remember to take some time for yourself: meditate, walk barefoot in the grass, practice your deep-sea breathing or just have a good, long snooze (but keep that dream journal handy!). Remember, folks, if you listen closely and let Saturn do its thing during this transit, you'll find hidden depths you never knew you had. So dive in! The water's just right.

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 33' 52", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3038553845km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Uranus Does a Jig in Taurus

Alright, stargazers, buckle up! Our friend Uranus, who is currently a whopping 3038500009.908035278km away (don’t worry, I double-checked the math), is doing the cha-cha in Taurus territory. As you know, Taurus likes its tea served steady and its change gradual. Well, Uranus, on the other hand, is the cosmic equivalent of that friend who suddenly decides to dye their hair neon green on a Tuesday. In short, Uranus is about as subtle as a supernova at a silent meditation retreat!

Now, Taurus usually prefers to keep things status quo, but Uranus is here to say, "Not today, my bovine buddy!" And while we might resist these changes, they are inevitable, like a sneeze in allergy season or finding out your favorite show got cancelled. But fear not, these changes will likely lead us to greener pastures. Or at least, different pastures. Hopefully with fewer cow patties.

And let's talk about money, because who doesn’t love that subject? Uranus’s presence in Taurus means that our financial world is due for a complete overhaul. Imagine waking up one day to find out that Bitcoin is the new global currency or that banks have been replaced by AI tellers named Bob. It could happen!

But all jests aside, this period is really about freeing ourselves from the chains of financial worry. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages – all these things that make us feel like we're running on a hamster wheel. Uranus wants to liberate us from this cycle, even if we’re clinging to it like a lifeline. So, let's embrace this chance to change our relationship with money and materialism. It might seem scary, but remember, even the mightiest oak was once a nut who stood its ground.

So friends, hold on tight! Uranus is here, not to wreak havoc, but to shake things up like a cosmic salt shaker. And who knows? By the end of Uranus's seven-year sojourn in Taurus, we may just find ourselves in a better place. So let's do this dance together, shall we?

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 43' 47", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4620408344km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Alright, star gazers and cosmically curious creatures, let's get our geek on! With Neptune getting cozy in Pisces, we've got a unique cosmic event happening approximately 4.6 billion kilometers away from your morning cup of coffee. Talk about serious long-distance relationships, huh? Now, for those who've been living under an asteroid, Neptune going prograde is like the universe hitting the "play" button after a long pause - everything starts moving forward again. So what does this mean for us mere Earthlings? Well, my dear celestial enthusiasts, Neptune in Pisces is like turning on the spiritual night vision goggles. Suddenly, all those contradictory brain blips and emotional static are as clear as a moonlit night. You'll find yourself caring less about who left the cap off the toothpaste and more about unity and togetherness. It's like seeing the world through rose-colored telescopes, and it's pretty darn groovy. This cosmic tango is inviting us to explore what unique gifts we can bring to the global potluck. Maybe you've got an idea that could change the world, or a dream that could inspire millions. Now's the time to let your inner Einstein meet your inner Dalai Lama and explore your emotional intelligence. Feeling spiritually adventurous? Then strap on your astral boots and dive into that spiritual path you've been eyeing. Or maybe create a sacred altar space at home, because who needs a yoga studio when you can have a cosmic sanctuary in your living room? Remember, with Neptune frolicking in Pisces, it's like having a celestial cheerleader encouraging us to share our ideas and dreams with the world. So get out there, my star-kissed friends, and let your light shine brighter than a supernova. I'll be here, cheering you on from my telescope.

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 47' 28", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5293665752km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Pluto in Aquarius: A Nerdy Astrologer's Take

Here's a cosmic fun fact for you: Pluto is currently shimmying its way through Aquarius, and boy, is it gonna shake things up (and no, I'm not talking about your grandmother's vintage china cabinet). First of all, let's have a little chat about Pluto. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't that the planet that got demoted?" Yes, yes, it did. But let me tell you, Pluto doesn't care about a title. Nope, it's too busy being the cosmic equivalent of a life coach on steroids. Now we've got Aquarius, the zodiac's resident mad scientist. This sign is all about breaking the mold, forging new paths, and generally sticking it to The Man. Aquarius is the eccentric uncle who shows up at family reunions with a new invention that either revolutionizes your life or blows up the backyard barbecue. There's no in-between. So, when you mix the cosmic life coach with the mad scientist, what do you get? Well, imagine the world's biggest spring clean, but instead of dust bunnies, we're dealing with outdated societal structures, old prejudices, and those pesky limiting beliefs you've been carting around since middle school. Expect significant changes in areas like science, technology, and space travel. I'm personally holding out for teleportation because, let's face it, morning traffic is a cosmic joke. But more than that, we're likely to see big shifts in human rights and humanitarianism. In this transit, the real superheroes are those who link arms, value each other's lives, feelings, and experiences, and say, "Let's make this universe a better place together!" And don't think Pluto in Aquarius is forgetting about you on an individual level. Oh, no. It's got a cosmic megaphone, and it's calling us all out. It's like a loveable but annoying alarm clock that won't stop ringing until you start thinking about what's best for everyone, not just yourself. So, are you ready to answer the call? Or do I need to send Pluto over with a cosmic bucket of cold water?

Venus

Venus Sextile Uranus

Unusual, exciting, and unexpected business, social or romantic opportunities can occur now. You are charming, sparkling, witty, and others want you in their company. You exude a certain magnetism that draws people closer to you. Unusual ideas or ways to make money may surface now. You feel free and are happy to be alive. There is a sense of electricity running through you and you feel as if anything could happen. Intuition is strong. Go with it.The ability to get along with–and accept–people from all walks of life as friends is strong with this position. These people can readily see through insincerity in others. In relationships, tolerance is the most important “ingredient” to these people. Their sexual preferences are somewhat unconventional, and they won’t be happy with a partner who tries to limit their sexual expression. They are usually quite capable of maintaining relationships that require a great deal of freedom and tolerance, such as long-distance romances or set-ups in which partners are unable to see each other consistently. Their style in love is somewhat free and breezy, and noncommittal. They quite naturally accept the idea that their partner might need some personal space and freedom.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Venus and Uranus have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Alternate interpretations:Venus sextile Uranus or Venus trine Uranus: *You are open and progressive in your attitudes towards love and romance, and spontaneous and free in your love-expression. You are always willing to experiment and try anything new that your partner suggests, and you enjoy being surprised. A relationship in which both you and your partner have a good deal of freedom and independence will hold your interest much more than a safe, predictable one.#On the physical level you feel the sexual spark in relationships immediately. On the spiritual level you are able to discern facts about their future through the same spark. From Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus in Harmonious Aspect to Uranus: Sextiles – Marlene Dietrich, Gene Hackman, William Blake, Joe Cocker; Trines – Donald Sutherland, Maria Shriver, Arnold Palmer, Molly Ringwald, Jerry Lee Lewis, Barry Gibb, Ron Howard, Carmen Electra, Prince Albert, Lucille Ball.