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5 April, 2024
Solar activity was very low with no significant solar flares. Region 3629 (N07W12, Cro/Beta) exhibited signs of evolution, developing rudimentary penumbra in its leading spot, but remained quiet. New spots were observed near S11W05 and N27E60, but remain unnumbered at this time given their age and lack of activity. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected a transition to negative polarity CH HSS influences. Total field briefly increased to approximately 8-10 nT before weakening somewhat, and the Bz component underwent a few southward deflections of -6 to -7 nT between 04/0922 UTC and 04/1052 UTC. Solar wind speeds increased from ambient-like levels to ~500 km/s by the end of the period. Phi became predominantly negative around 04/0506 UTC.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Aquarius, at 27 degrees, 00' 51", at a velocity of 14.66 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.5 days old. It is 364836.9 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aries
The Sun is at 15 Ari 57' 22", and is 149672095km away and receding.
The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon will change from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 27 Aqu 00' 51", and is 363952km away and approaching.Moon Is In Aquarius
Greetings, celestial enthusiasts! Alright, suit up! We're going on a cosmic journey today because our lunar buddy is currently chilling in Aquarius. Yes, you heard it right. Moon is hanging out in the "Age of Aquarius" like it's part of a groovy 60s musical. And let me tell you, it's not just for the free love and psychedelic vibes. Moon is currently parked at a comfortable distance of 364,163.792811111km away from us. Now, before you start reaching for your spaceship keys, let me break it down for you. That's approximately 907,779,163 Big Macs laid end to end or around 58,647,586 Predator leaps. Don't ask me how I know that. Now, here's where things get interesting. Our Moon, being the nomadic celestial body that it is, will be hitting the road again in the next 24 hours. Destination? Pisces. Yep, the Moon's packing up its Aquarius tie-dye shirts and peace signs and diving into the mystical, emotional waters of Pisces. So, what does this mean for us Earthlings? Well, as they say in Predator, "If it bleeds, we can kill it." Except, replace "bleeds" with "feelings" and "kill" with "navigate life". In short, be ready to feel all the feelings when the moon moves into Pisces. And remember, the universe is always speaking to us. So, whether you're doing a Schwarzenegger-style mud camouflage or just navigating a tricky day at work, remember to look up and find your guidance from the stars. Over and out, space cadets!Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is retrograde at 26 Ari 35' 32", moving backwards at 0.36 degrees per day, and is 97184370km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Stardate 40759.5, Mercury's in Aries folks! Now, I know what you're thinking - "I'm about as far from Mercury as Neelix is from winning a beauty pageant in the Alpha Quadrant". Well, stick with me here, because this matters. Mercury in Aries is like Tom Paris in a shuttlecraft race - fast, fiery, and not afraid to break a few rules. Don't be surprised if your thoughts start to feel as speedy as warp 9. You're not suffering from a case of the Tuvix, you're just experiencing the effects of this cosmic alignment. You'll find yourself wanting to blurt out your opinions like a Klingon at a peace treaty. But remember, diplomacy is key, even when we're feeling as bold as a Borg on a conquest. This transit doesn't mean we should forget our manners and become as abrasive as a Cardassian at a Bajoran picnic. The good news is, with Mercury in Aries, you'll have more bright ideas than Harry Kim at a Starfleet engineering exam. But remember, these ideas are like a Q in a bad mood - they'll disappear faster than you can say "set phasers to stun". So, catch them while you can, like a Ferengi catching a profitable deal. In the words of my old friend Chakotay, "don't try to be a great man, just be a man." And let the stars guide you. Because, let's face it, as long as we're not dealing with a subspace anomaly or a temporal rift, we're having a good day. Happy star gazing, fellow explorers!Venus is in Aries
Venus is prograde at 00 Ari 07' 12", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 244785091km away and receding.
Venus Is In Aries
Robo-Romance: Venus in Aries
Alright, star gazers, it's time to get your astrological engines revving because guess what? Venus has just checked into the cosmic motel known as Aries! Now, this isn't your grandma's bed-and-breakfast kind of stay. Oh, no! This is more like a wild, neon-lit motel on the Vegas strip of the solar system. So buckle up, because things are about to get interesting.
When Venus sashays into Aries, it's like the universe hits the 'refresh' button on love and money. You know how you always wanted to delete those old, boring relationships from your contact list? Well, now's the time! Venus in Aries is all about new experiences and adrenaline-pumping encounters, like bungee jumping into a pool of chocolate or speed-dating on roller skates. Trust me, it's a lot more fun than it sounds!
Now, let's talk about self-love. Aries has a bit of a reputation for being self-centered, but really, it's more about self-awareness. If your love life was a science experiment, Venus in Aries would be the part where you crank up the Bunsen burner and mix some volatile chemicals, just to see what happens. It's all about understanding your needs and desires and not being afraid to pursue them with the fervor of a mad scientist.
Money-wise, Venus in Aries encourages you to splurge a little. Swap out that lab coat for a snazzy new outfit, or treat yourself to a spontaneous weekend getaway to an alien-themed amusement park. Just remember to keep your financial health in check, or else you'll end up like that one guy from the movies who bets his spaceship on a game of cosmic poker and loses.
So, in a nutshell, Venus in Aries is like your free trial of the universe's premium love and money package. It's not about settling down or making commitments; it's about exploring, experimenting, and experiencing. Just remember to enjoy the ride, and don't forget to tip your cosmic bellboy!
Mars is in Pisces
Mars is prograde at 10 Pis 19' 44", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 310284184km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Pisces
Mars in Pisces: The Galactic Tango
Hold onto your telescopes, stargazers! Our celestial hotshot, Mars, is currently doing the tango with the ethereal Pisces. Basically, Mars has just RSVP'd to Pisces' underwater cocktail party! But fear not, Mars hasn't swapped its fiery persona for a set of gills and a tail. Rather, it's channeling its energies into a more subtle, yet equally potent form. Kinda like switching from a lightsaber to a sonic screwdriver. Still can do the job, but now with a twist!
Imagine Mars - our cosmic dynamo - wearing a Piscean hat, gently pushing boundaries, expressing itself creatively, and fighting for higher causes. It's like watching Thor performing ballet, surprisingly graceful and still power-packed. This is an opportune time to dig up that half-finished painting, or lead a band of merry activists to save those darn adorable dolphins.
But beware, my fellow astrophiles, this Martian-Piscean dance can also lead us astray. The passionate drive of Mars combined with Pisces' emotional depths can sometimes result in a tantrum-throwing toddler. We need to remember to channel this energy wisely, else we may end up wailing on a pillow, rather than making a difference.
Pisces often tickles our inner Bob Ross, encouraging us to express ourselves creatively. It's like the universe's free subscription to Adobe Creative Suite. So when Mars pirouettes through this sign, it's a cosmic nudge to break free from the monotony and let our inner creative beasts roar. After all, who wants to live life in grayscale when we have the entire cosmic color palette at our disposal?
In conclusion, Mars in Pisces is like a superhero team-up. It's a chance to harness the best of both worlds - Mars' dynamism and Pisces' compassion. So, let's make the most of this cosmic tango, before Mars decides to cha-cha with the next zodiac sign.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 18 Tau 16' 34", moving at 0.22 degrees per day, and is 870949905km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Alright, cosmic comrades, strap on your space boots, because Jupiter is square dancing with Taurus, and it's about to be a celestial hoedown of epic proportions! Now, if you're scratching your head thinking, "Isn't Jupiter that gas giant 870 million kilometers away?" you'd be absolutely correct. But in the astrological realm, distance means diddly-squat. Jupiter, our portly planetary pal, is famous for two things: wisdom and being kind of a big deal. Seriously, you ask him how he's doing and he responds, "I'm expanding," and he’s not just talking about his waistline. And Taurus? Well, they have the patience of a sloth in a DMV line. So, what happens when Jupiter, the jovial giant, high fives Taurus, the cosmic couch potato? Magic, my friends. It's like Yoda meeting the Dalai Lama at a Starbucks. The energy is so zen you could balance your chakras on it. With Jupiter acting as our personal Jiminy Cricket, whispering sweet words of wisdom in our ears, and Taurus providing the slow and steady work ethic, we've got a power duo encouraging us to crush our goals one step at a time. It's not about the sprint, it's about the marathon...or in this case, the leisurely stroll. But wait, there's more! Jupiter is also the king of cash flow, and Taurus is basically Scrooge McDuck. So, during this transit, expect some good luck coming your way in the form of greenbacks. Just remember, while it might be tempting to blow it all on avocado toast and vintage comic books, it's important to invest wisely. Now, Taurus loves the finer things in life (we're talking silk robes and artisanal cheese boards), and when Jupiter channels its inner Oprah, screaming, "You get a treat! And you get a treat!", it can be easy to go overboard. So, try to keep your inner hedonist in check. Remember, there's a difference between treating yourself and being that person who bought 1000 rolls of toilet paper during the pandemic. In conclusion, while Jupiter is waltzing with Taurus, buckle up for a journey of self-discovery, persistent progress, potential prosperity, and potentially dangerous levels of decadence. Stay groovy, space warriors!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 14 Pis 04' 27", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1577567467km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, fellow star-chasers! It seems that Saturn, our cosmic disciplinarian, has decided to take a vacation in the dreamy realm of Pisces. Now, if you're like me, you might be thinking that's about as congruous as a Klingon at a meditation retreat. Fear not though, my friends, there's method in the madness. When Saturn, the master of rules and order, dives into the swirling nebula of Pisces, we're in for a wild ride. It's like a cosmic game of Dungeons & Dragons where Saturn's the dungeon master and we're the adventurers. And just like in D&D, it's time to get serious about our goals and strategies. Saturn in Pisces is like Spock having a heart-to-heart with a Tribble. It may feel extraterrestrial, but it's a prime time to channel your inner Vulcan and use logic to manifest your dreams. Jot down that business plan, calculate that budget, research those loan options. Don't worry if it feels like you're building a warp drive from scratch. When you tune into the lessons of Saturn in Pisces, the path forward becomes clearer than a Starfleet officer's communicator signal. But, let's be real: dealing with Saturn in Pisces isn't exactly a romp through the Holodeck. Saturn is like that annoying roommate who insists on cleaning your quarters when you're trying to catch up on sleep. Sure, it feels intrusive, but maybe his advice to pick up your socks isn't so bad. So, brace yourself. Open the door and hear him out. His wisdom could be more helpful than a tricorder in a medical emergency. In the midst of this cosmic commotion, you might find yourself feeling more restless than a redshirt on an away mission. The Piscean realm, associated with dreams and sleep, is getting a lot of attention right now. So, take the hint! Meditate, take a nature walk, breathe like you're in the Ten-Forward bar on the Enterprise, grab that dream journal, and get some sleep. Heck, hit the hay early if you need to. Just make sure you're giving yourself the time to receive all the stellar insights this transit has to offer. And remember, folks: in the words of the illustrious Captain Picard, "Things are only impossible until they're not." So, let Saturn in Pisces show you that the dreams you thought were out of reach are as attainable as the stars themselves. Peace,Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 59' 39", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3053124727km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: Cosmic Bull in the Galactic China Shop
Okay, star gazers, it's time to buckle up because Mr. Unpredictable – Uranus is crashing at Taurus' place, and they're not the best of roommates. Now, Taurus loves the comfort of its recliner chair and the familiar hum of an old TV show rerun. But here comes Uranus, the celestial equivalent of a hyperactive teenager, ready to disrupt Taurus' peaceful Netflix and chill.
Uranus in Taurus? It's like inviting a rocket scientist to a pottery class! Taurus would rather stick to its tried-and-true macrame, while Uranus is all about that 3D-printed vase life. So, brace yourself for some cosmic turbulence. But hey, change is the only constant in this universe - except for my Star Wars memorabilia collection, of course.
Now let's talk about the money-honey! Taurus is the Wall Street of the Zodiac. It's all about the Benjamins. But with Uranus in town, we might see some radical shifts in our financial landscape. Imagine, instead of paper currency, we start trading in 'Starbucks loyalty stars'. Wild, right? Banks may turn into digital fortresses and your granny might start trading bitcoins. Trust me, it's gonna be like Wall Street met Black Mirror!
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is all about decluttering - from your wallet to your soul. It's time to break free from the shackles of crushing debt, terrifying taxes, and interest rates that breed faster than rabbits. You might be tempted to hold on to your material possessions, but remember, the only things worth holding onto are good vibes and pizza.
Resistance is futile, my cosmic cadets. Uranus is here with its celestial wrecking ball, ready to shake things up. If you ride the wave of change, you might just end up in a better place - maybe even with a beach view. The changes these star-crossed roomies bring can lead us to greater stability. So let's embrace the cosmic chaos and remember: In the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust trying to pay our rent.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 28 Pis 03' 49", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4615338494km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, stargazers, buckle up your cosmic seatbelts and make sure your trays are in the upright position. We're about to hit some spiritual turbulence as Neptune, our blue-green wonderboy of the cosmos, has pulled up a chair in Pisces. Oh, and for those keeping score at home, that's a whopping 4,615,358,209.867503166km away. Who said astrology wasn't precise? Now, Neptune is known for being the Lord of the Sea, the Big Kahuna of the Ocean Depths if you will. And Pisces? Well, they're the zodiac's fish, swimming through the emotional tides of life with ease. So, when these two aquatic amigos combine forces, it's like Aquaman and the Little Mermaid starting a self-help group. During this cosmic rendezvous, we're granted a pair of mystical goggles that allow us to see through all the nonsense that usually clogs our vision. Petty differences? Poof! They're nothing more than space dust in the cosmic wind. The value of unity? It's shining brighter than Orion's Belt on a clear night. This celestial event is basically the universe's way of saying, "Hey, you've got something special, why not share it?" It's like the galaxy's version of show-and-tell. Maybe you've been hoarding a killer brownie recipe, or perhaps you can play "Stairway to Heaven" on the ukulele. Whatever your gift, now's the time to share it! In the spirit of all things Pisces, why not dive into the mystical waters yourself? Take that online course in crystal healing, set up a zen garden in your living room, or even just meditate for five minutes a day. Who knows, you might just find you have a knack for astral projection or can communicate telepathically with your houseplants. Remember, Neptune is currently in prograde, which in astro-babble means it's moving in the same direction as us. In plain English? It's got your back, friend. So go forth, explore your spiritual side and remember to keep looking up!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 55' 31", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5273136076km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius - Now with a Sci-Fi Twist!
Alright gang, hang onto your horoscopes because we're about to take a cosmic trip to the outer rings of our solar system. Buckle up, grab your lightsaber, and don't forget your towel because Pluto (yeah, that distant icy rock we all learned was a planet, then wasn't, and now kinda is again) is cruising through the sign of Aquarius. And let me tell you, this isn't your grandparent's planetary alignment; this is like Star Trek meets Burning Man on steroids!
See, Pluto is the cosmic Mr. Clean, scrubbing away the old and unnecessary, kind of like when you finally clean out the fridge and find that science experiment from last year's potluck. It's the ultimate in transformation, in the deepest, "I just had an existential crisis at Whole Foods" kind of way. And Aquarius? Well, that's the Elon Musk of Zodiac signs, pushing the boundaries, innovating, and occasionally launching a car into space because...why not?
When these two get together, it's like a tech start-up meeting at Woodstock. Expect worldwide changes in science, technology, and space travel, like teleportation becoming a reality or discovering that your new smart toaster is planning a mission to Mars. But remember, it's not just about gadgetry and gizmos. Aquarius will be bringing a hefty dose of humanity to the party. It's going to be less "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" and more "one small step for man, one giant group hug for mankind".
So, while Pluto is doing the cha-cha in Aquarius, it's time for us to rethink our roles in the world. It's no longer about just looking out for number one, folks. It's about considering what's best for the entire intergalactic team. So, how about we all step up, answer the cosmic call, and make sure our next steps on this little blue dot we call home are aimed at a future where we're all winners? Who knows, we might just end up creating a world even Fox Mulder would find hard to believe...
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 15 Ari 57' 22" |
Moon | 27 Aqu 00' 51" |
Mercury | 26 Ari 35' 32" R |
Venus | 00 Ari 07' 12" |
Mars | 10 Pis 19' 44" |
Jupiter | 18 Tau 16' 34" |
Saturn | 14 Pis 04' 27" |
Uranus | 20 Tau 59' 39" |
Neptune | 28 Pis 03' 49" |
Pluto | 01 Aqu 55' 31" |