By The Chip Witch on Friday, 25 August 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 25 August, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
25 August, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:

Your Cosmic, Nerdy & Unconventional Horoscope

Greetings, stardust beings! Here's your nerdtastic navigational guide for this planetary roller-coaster ride. Buckle up because it's going to be a ride of epic, intergalactic proportions!

Mercury in Virgo: Ah, Mercury, the cosmic GPS is hanging out in Virgo. You thought autocorrect was bad? Brace yourself for some next-level misunderstandings that make "ducking" autocorrect seem like child's play. But hey, no worries, we're all adults here... most of us. #MercurialMishaps

Venus in Leo: Venus is strutting its stuff in Leo’s runway, so expect drama, passion and a whole lot of selfies. You may feel an overwhelming urge to quote Shakespeare whilst on a dinner date. Resist it. #DramaQueenVenus

Mars in Virgo: Oh boy, Mars in Virgo. Imagine a drill sergeant with OCD. Get ready to reorganize your sock drawer 17 times and color-code your spice rack. The little things matter, right? #MarsMicroManagement

Jupiter in Taurus: Jupiter's chilling in Taurus, making it a great time for Bull-ish investments. Just don't go investing in actual bulls. Unless you're starting a farm, then, by all means, carry on. #BullishOnJupiter

Saturn in Pisces: Saturn’s taking a cosmic swim in the Pisces pool. Expect dreams so vivid they'd give Spielberg a run for his money. Don't let the dream shrimp get you! #SpielbergianDreams

Uranus in Taurus: Uranus is also hanging out in Taurus, which is a bit like Spock at a hippie music festival. Try to hold onto your logic while the world turns into a psychedelic painting. #SpockGoesBohemian

Neptune in Pisces: Neptune in its home sign Pisces is like E.T. phoning home, but with more tears and mystical experiences. Keep the tissues handy, folks. #ETPhoneHome

Pluto in Capricorn

The Moon

The moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 12 degrees, 07' 57", at a velocity of 13.5 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.2 days old. It is 377036.56 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

The solar wind environment reflected a mostly background regime through midday. Just after 24/1200 UTC, total field strength began to increase, going from around 5 nT to just under 10 nT. Bz was generally north to near-neutral before deflecting southward to ~7 nT and becoming variable between +/- 8 nT. Wind speeds averaged near 410 km/s before increasing to around 450 km/s, and eventually peaking near 525 km/s. The phi angle remained in a mostly negative orientation until just after 24/1700 UTC. These enhancements are likely attributed to a CIR ahead of the onset of a positive polarity CH HSS.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 21 Vir 45' 22"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Virgo.Mercury is in Virgo Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
In Retrograde at 14 Leo 07' 08"
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Virgo.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 03 Pis 59' 38"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 26 Pis 56' 25"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 28 Cap 22' 15"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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