Retrograde Report for 25 January, 2024

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Well, folks! Looks like we've got a regular Capricorn party going on up there with Mercury, Venus, and Mars all hanging out. Makes you wonder if they're discussing who's got the best ring system, doesn't it? Or maybe they're plotting which horoscope sign to mess with next? #PlanetParty #CapricornChaos

Over in Taurus, Jupiter and Uranus seem to have formed a cosmic bromance. They're probably gossiping about black holes and questioning the plausibility of warp speed. Star Trek fans, this might be your week! #InterstellarBanter #TaurusTrek

Now let's not forget Saturn and Neptune chilling in Pisces like two old hippies at a Grateful Dead concert. They're likely conjuring up some deep, spiritual insights. So, if you find yourself contemplating the mysteries of the universe while making a sandwich, you know who to blame. #PiscesPhilosophy #CosmicConundrum

And then there's Pluto, all by itself in Aquarius. Oh, the irony... the planet that's not a planet in the sign of the nonconformist. Just remember, being different is what makes you interesting. Pluto's got your back, Aquarius. #PlutoPower #AquariusAnarchy

So strap in, stargazers! This planetary retrograde looks set to be a rollercoaster ride. Remember: what happens in the cosmos, doesn't always stay in the cosmos! #AstrologyAwesomeness #RetrogradeRodeo

The moon is currently in Cancer, at 29 degrees, 11' 07", at a velocity of 12.28 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 14.3 days old. It is 399228.83 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.