There are no planets in retrograde!

Galactic Giggles: Your Astrology Forecast

Hey there, celestial beings! The cosmic party is currently happening in Capricorn, with Mercury, Venus and Mars all chilling out in the sign of the sea-goat. You could say it's a Capri-cornucopia! #CapriParty #UniverseJokes

Meanwhile, Jupiter, the king of expansion and our favorite gas giant, is hanging out in Taurus, stubbornly refusing to leave until everyone's had their fill of his jovial vibes. #KingJupiter #TaurusChill

Where's Saturn, you ask? Oh, just doing some soul-searching in Pisces. He's got his rings deep in the mystical waters trying to figure out if fish even have feelings. #SaturnInPisces #FishFeelings

Uranus, the rebel of the solar system, has also decided to join Jupiter in Taurus. It's like a cosmic version of 'Freaks and Geeks', except with planets. #UranusInTaurus #CosmicFreaks

Neptune is splashing around in Pisces, adding a touch of dreaminess and confusion to Saturn's existential crisis. It's like if Einstein and Dali decided to have a brainstorming session... underwater. #NeptuneInPisces #UnderwaterBrainstorm

And finally, Pluto, our favorite dwarf planet (and no, that's not a height joke), is shaking things up in Aquarius. He may be small, but his influence is mighty. Just think of him as the Tyrion Lannister of our solar system. #PlutoInAquarius #MightyDwarf

So, there's your cosmic update, star gazers! Remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes - except for maybe that time it created black holes. But hey, even celestial bodies need to let off steam somehow, right? #CosmicHumor #Astrology

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 05 degrees, 22' 06", at a velocity of 11.87 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17 days old. It is 405265.5 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Solar wind parameters were near background levels. Total magnetic field strength ranged from 4-7. The Bz component was primarily oriented northward. Solar wind speeds declined to between ~350-400 km/s by the periods end. Phi angle was variable.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.