There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, Cosmic Cadets!

Now, listen up! We've got some heavy celestial traffic going on, so I want your eyes on the star-maps and your noses out of those space-novels. First off, Mercury is hanging out in Pisces. Now, this might make communication feel like you're talking through a fish tank, but don't worry. It's just Mercury trying its hand at underwater poetry. Embrace the bubbles, people! #MercuryInPisces #FishyChat

Next up, Venus and Mars are having a pow-wow in Aquarius. This might make your love life seem as exciting as a scientific conference, but have faith! There's nothing more romantic than discovering a new star together or sharing an alien ice cream. So, let your geek flag fly! #VenusInAquarius #MarsInAquarius #GeekLove

Jupiter is chilling in Taurus. Let's face it, Jupiter is eating all the cosmic cookies right now. So, if you find yourself indulging a bit more than usual, blame it on the big guy. #JupiterInTaurus #CosmicCookieMonster

Saturn is making waves in Pisces. Expect to find logic and rules floating around like confused spaceships. But remember, even in deep space, there's a reason for everything. #SaturnInPisces #DeepSpaceRules

Uranus is also lounging in Taurus, probably sharing those cookies with Jupiter. Think outside the box, or rather, the spaceship. Unexpected pleasures are coming your way. Just remember to chew thoroughly. #UranusInTaurus #SurpriseCookies

Neptune is joining Mercury in Pisces. Expect your dreams to be more vibrant than a hyperactive rainbow. But hey, who doesn't want to dream in technicolour? #NeptuneInPisces #TechnicolourDreams

Finally, Pluto is also visiting Aquarius. If you find yourself obsessing over the latest scientific theory, thank the little guy. After all, nothing says 'hippie' like being passionate about the universe. #PlutoInAquarius #ScienceIsCool

So, strap in, get your interstellar groove on, and remember: The universe doesn't make mistakes, it just likes to have

The moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 21 degrees, 31' 03", at a velocity of 13.22 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.8 days old. It is 381543.24 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Solar wind parameters became enhanced due to CME activity at around 03/0845 UTC. Following CME arrival, total field strength reached 19 nT, Bz reached -17 nT and solar wind speeds increased from 280 to 375 km/s. The phi angle was variable.

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.