"Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare to Shell Out Some Cosmic Love: Venus is in Retrograde and She's Not Paying for Dinner!"
The next Cancer will start in 324 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024
The Moon moves to Cancer in 10 days, at Saturday, 12 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 321 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024
Venus moves to Cancer in 320 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024
The Full moon is currently 15.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Oh, Crabby Cancer, the stars have been chattering about you! #ChattyStars #CosmicGossip
Now, the full moon, currently as bloated as a hippie at a vegan buffet, is 15.4 days old. In human years, that's just old enough to start asking uncomfortable questions about where baby moons come from. #MoonPuberty
This moon phase, my dear crustacean friend, is a signal for you to shed your shell and show the world your soft underbelly. Metaphorically, of course. No need for literal streaking unless you are so inclined. #StayClothedPlease
The universe is urging you to embrace vulnerability, which I know is about as appealing to you as a comet without a tail. But never fear, you will not be left defenseless. The full moon, in all her glory, will be your cosmic shield against any asteroid-sized criticisms that come your way. #MoonGuardian
So, put on your nerdiest pair of spectacles, grab a telescope and look up. The cosmos are calling and they're asking you to let go, to trust, to expose yourself – again, metaphorically. #NerdOut
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to embrace this lunar lunacy and let your true colors shine brighter than a supernova. And remember, even if things get a little hairy, you’ll always have the moon watching over you like a benevolent space potato. #SpacePotatoProtection
May the force of gravity keep you grounded, my dear Cancer. Until next time, stay starry-eyed and keep reaching for Mars...even if it seems as far away as a decent Wi-Fi signal in a black hole. #StayCosmic
#Cancer
SignToday Is Posting: 02.08.2023 07:32:01 (can-02-08-2023)