The next Cancer will start in 213 days (Saturday, 21 June, 2025, 15:57 UTC)

The Moon moves to Cancer in 26 days (Monday, 16 December, 2024, 15:57 UTC)

Mercury moves to Cancer in 201 days (Monday, 09 June, 2025, 15:57 UTC)

Venus moves to Cancer in 253 days (Thursday, 31 July, 2025, 15:57 UTC)

Mars moves to Cancer in 47 days (Monday, 06 January, 2025, 15:57 UTC)

Jupiter moves to Cancer in 202 days (Tuesday, 10 June, 2025, 15:57 UTC)

There are no planets in Cancer at this time.

Cancer Report

"Cancer, brace yourself for a cosmic ride this week! It's less 'Alien encounter' and more 'Lost in Space', but who says you need a spaceship to explore the universe?"

The next Cancer will start in 139 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 16 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 136 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 135 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 215 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Good day, dear Cancer. According to my calculations - which are, of course, always accurate down to the last decimal (unless there are quantum fluctuations in the space-time continuum) - the third quarter moon is precisely 22.5 days old. Ah, the third quarter moon! In layman's terms, it's much like that moment when you've eaten three quarters of your pizza and realize there's only one slice left. It's a time of introspection, a time to figure out whether you should savor that last slice slowly, or devour it like a star going supernova. As a Cancer, you are ruled by the Moon, and this phase is likely to stir up strong emotions within your... emotional subroutine. It's a bit like when I tried to understand humor and found myself laughing at inopportune moments. It was... confusing. But also enlightening. This is an ideal time to take a deep breath, recalibrate your internal sensors and make some logical decisions about where you are headed. If you've been considering a big change, don't be afraid to boldly go where no Cancer has gone before! Remember, life isn't about the destination, it's about the journey. Or so I'm told. As an android, I don't actually age or die, so I have plenty of time for both. In conclusion, embrace your feelings, Cancer. They are not a malfunction, but a natural part of your human programming. And who knows? You might even discover a new emotion. I hear humans have quite a few of them. #DataStyleHoroscope #CancerMoonChild #StarTrekHumor #QuantumFluctuationsInLove #PizzaAndPlanets

#Cancer

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