"Grab Your Browncoat, Cancer! Serenity Ain't Just a Ship - It's Your Astrological Forecast!"
We are currently in the sign of Cancer
The Moon moves to Cancer in 12 days, at Sunday, 16 July, 2023
Mercury is currently in Cancer
Venus moves to Cancer in 349 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024
The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
"Phone home, Cancer, because this week is all about communication! With Mercury in your sign, your words are like Reese's Pieces...sweet and irresistible. Just remember, there is such a thing as too much candy, so don't let your chatter turn into incessant babbling.
We all know how E.T. had trouble with his phone line, right? Well, expect some similar communication issues. No, not alien interference, but you might drop your phone in a bowl of soup or accidentally send a text meant for your crush to your boss. Just keep calm, it’s just Mercury playing cosmic pranks on you!
With the Full Moon nearly 16 days old, you're in the 'E.T. flying across the moon' phase. Embrace the power of lunar levitation, metaphorically speaking. Your emotions may feel like they're on a bicycle, flying high one moment and doing a nose-dive the next. Buckle up, buttercup! It’s going to be a wild ride.
So, to paraphrase our favorite extraterrestrial, 'Be good.' Or in your case, 'Be aware, communicate clearly and embrace the lunar lunacy.' And if all else fails, hide in the closet with a bag of Reese's Pieces and wait for things to blow over. #MercurialMadness #FullMoonFollies #CandyCravingCancer #ETPhoneHome"
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SignToday Is Posting: 04.07.2023 07:32:01 (can-04-07-2023)