Cancer Report

"Cancerians, set your phasers to 'fun'! Starfleet predicts a cosmic rollercoaster ride in your emotional nebula!"

The next Cancer will start in 317 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 3 days, at Saturday, 12 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 314 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 313 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Cancerian space crabs! The cosmos is playing your tune and it's time to tune in. With the Third Quarter moon currently at 23 days old, we’re in the 'senior citizen' phase of lunar life, my starry-eyed shellfish. This means it's time to chillax, take a step back, and let your proverbial antennae feel the cosmic vibrations. You might feel like you've got more energy than a supernova right now, but don't go blowing up any planets just yet. Remember, even the universe needs a nap sometimes. So, put on your favourite pair of slippers, tuck yourself into your cozy crab shell, and binge-watch those conspiracy documentaries you've been saving for a rainy day. Friendships are taking center stage this week. You might feel like you're stuck in an episode of Red Dwarf, but trust me, that's not a bad thing. Even if your friends are acting more like Rimmer than Lister, their antics can still bring some much-needed comic relief. So, chill out, share some laughs, and don’t forget to tell them you love them... in a totally platonic, non-awkward, 'I'm-not-hitting-on-you' kind of way. Career-wise, it's time for some out-of-this-world thinking. Don't be afraid to let your geek flag fly. Bring up those crazy ideas in your next team meeting. You never know, you might be the Einstein of your workplace, and no one would even know it! Remember, Cancerians, the cosmos has got your back. And remember, the stars may be billions of years old, but they still know how to party. #CrabtasticCancer #CosmicChill #RedDwarfVibes #SupernovaEnergy #GeekFlagFlying #OldMoonWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.08.2023 07:32:01 (can-09-08-2023)