Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crab Alert: Cancerians to Convert Confusion to Conquests, but Beware of Falling Asteroids...and Pizzas!"

The next Cancer will start in 224 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 19 days, at Wednesday, 29 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 221 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 220 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 300 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Alright, Cancer my lovely little crab friends, listen up! The Waning Crescent moon is about 26.6 days old, which means it's older than some of the cheese in my fridge. I know, right? Time to clean out the fridge... and maybe some other areas of your life too. With the next full moon not showing its glorious face until 9:16:41 on November 27, 2023, you've got plenty of time to declutter all those hidden corners – whether it's your wardrobe, your mind, or that weird collection of seashells in your bathroom. Yes, I'm looking at you, Cancer! Remember, as a water sign, you're inherently emotional and intuitive. So, it’s time to embrace your inner Marie Kondo (or Doctor Who, whichever floats your TARDIS) and ask yourself, "Does this spark joy?" If the answer is "No, Donna, it smells like old socks!", then chuck it in the metaphorical bin of life. Just remember, during this lunar phase, it's all about release and letting go. So, wave goodbye to that toxic friend, bad habit, or decade-old jar of pickles. You might feel a bit lighter without all that extra baggage. And hey! While you're at it, why not use some of that Cancerian creativity and make something new? With that waning moon still hanging around, it's the perfect time for a DIY project. Just don't build a sonic screwdriver – those things are a nightmare to assemble, trust me! So, get ready to enjoy a fresher, cleaner life, Cancer. And remember, even if the stars don't align perfectly, you can always blame it on Mercury being in retrograde. It’s the astrological equivalent of "the dog ate my homework." Until next time, keep reaching for the stars, but remember to keep your feet on the ground. Unless you’ve got a hoverboard, then by all means, float away! #CrabbyCleanUp #WaningCrescentWisdom #FullMoonFrenzy #DoctorWhosYourAstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.11.2023 07:32:01 (can-10-11-2023)