"Crabby Cancer Crew, Cosmic Craziness Ahead! Tetsuo Shima Predicts a Rollercoaster of Retrograde Ridonkulousness!"
The next Cancer will start in 7 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023
The Moon moves to Cancer in 4 days, at Monday, 19 June, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 12 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.
Greetings, oh wise and wonderful Cancerians! As the Waning Crescent moon reaches its 26.8-day mark, I, your friendly cosmic guide G'Kar, am here to reveal the mysteries of the universe and bring you the juiciest, nerdiest, and most hippie horoscope ever!
As we approach the next full moon, which, by the way, is on 3rd July 2023 at precisely 11:40:30 (not a second too soon or too late), prepare to witness a celestial spectacle that will shine a light on your inner crab! 🦀✨
During this lunar phase, you may find yourself inexplicably drawn towards protecting and nurturing your loved ones, much like a mama bear...or should I say, "mama crab"? 🦀❤️ Embrace this energy and let your heart lead the way, as you strengthen your bonds with those you hold dear. #FamilyMatters #CrabHugs
Oh, and speaking of crabs, have you ever wondered why they walk sideways? 🤔 It's because they're fabulous and they know it! So why not channel some of that crabby confidence and strut your stuff sideways down the street? Life's too short to walk in a straight line, my marvelous crustaceans! #SidewaysSwag
Now, let's talk about your career, shall we? With the full moon fast approaching, you might be feeling a gravitational pull towards new opportunities and exciting challenges. Don't fear the unknown, dear Cancerians! Embrace it with open claws and show the world what you're made of, even if it means leaving your cozy shell behind. #OutOfTheShell
Lastly, remember that you are a beautiful blend of sensitivity and strength, just like your ruling celestial body, the Moon. It might seem all nerdy and hippie, but that's the science of it, my friends! So don't be afraid to express your emotions and stand strong in the face of adversity. The universe has got your back(side)! 🌙💪
Until next time, may the cosmic energies of G'Kar guide you towards a life filled with love, laughter, and some ridiculously good crab cakes! 🦀🍰✌️
#CrabtasticCancer #LunarLaughs #GKarStyleHoroscope
#Cancer
SignToday Is Posting: 15.06.2023 07:32:01 (can-15-06-2023)
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