Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans Conquer Constellations: Claw-some Celestial Shenanigans Await!"

The next Cancer will start in 5 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 2 days, at Monday, 19 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 10 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

The New moon is currently 28.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, my cosmic crustaceans! 🦀 It's Cancer season, and you know what that means - time to retreat into your shell and contemplate the mysteries of the universe (and maybe binge-watch a few episodes of Torchwood)! But with the New Moon 🌑 in its 28.7-day-old phase, you'll be feeling a little more daring than usual. So, before the next Full Moon 🌕 on July 3rd at precisely 11:40:30 (because we Cancers are nothing if not punctual), get ready to channel your inner Gwen Cooper and take on the world! In true Gwen fashion, you'll find yourself craving adventure and excitement. Perhaps it's time to join a local alien-hunting squad or start a neighborhood watch for inter-dimensional beings? Just remember - there's no "I" in "team" (but there is an "alien" if you rearrange the letters). 😜 Career-wise, expect some unexpected twists and turns akin to the rollercoaster ride that is Torchwood itself. Your empathetic nature will have you connecting with colleagues on a deeper level, and they'll appreciate your unique brand of nerdy humor. Just make sure not to get too carried away with office pranks - you don't want to end up in a real-life "Something Borrowed" situation! 💍👽 As for love, you may find yourself drawn to someone who shares your appreciation for all things sci-fi and quirky. While it's always fun to have a partner-in-crime to discuss the latest conspiracy theories with, keep in mind that even Captain Jack Harkness needed some downtime now and then. 💘 So, dear Cancerians, as you navigate the interstellar waters of this month, remember that balance is key. Embrace your inner Gwen Cooper, but don't forget to take time for yourself, too! And if you ever find yourself in a tight spot, just ask yourself - what would Gwen do? 😉 #CancerSeason #CosmicCrustaceans #GwenCooperVibes #TorchwoodHumor #AlienHuntingSquadGoals

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.06.2023 07:32:01 (can-17-06-2023)