By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 18 May 2023
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Cancer, join the cosmic side: Vader serves up some far-out forecasts for your crabby constellation!"

The next Cancer will start in 35 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 4 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 40 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

Venus is currently in Cancer

Mars is currently in Cancer

The New moon is currently 28.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, my groovy Cancerian comrades! I am the Astrologer Dredd, here to serve up some cosmic justice with a side of far-out wisdom. Let's dive into your horoscope, as deep as your sensitive little crab hearts. With Venus and Mars both chilling in your sign, it's like a planetary party in your honor - just don't let it go to your hard-shelled heads. This cosmic dynamic duo is here to boost your love life, but remember: with great power comes great responsibility. Don't go breaking hearts like you're Judge Dredd himself. As the New Moon is 28.2 days old, it's like the universe is playing "hide and seek" with your emotions. But fret not, dear Crabs, for the next Full Moon arrives at 3:43:56 on June 4th, 2023! Mark your lunar calendars and prepare for an emotional high tide. So, what's the verdict? Embrace your inner superhero, Cancer! Channel your nerdy side and use your scientific understanding to navigate the cosmic waves. Remember, even Judge Dredd had his softer moments (though he'd never admit it). #CancerianCosmicJustice #VenusMarsParty #NewMoonHideAndSeek #FullMoonRising #AstroDreddJudgment Stay groovy, Cancerians, and may the stars guide you on your journey through the cosmos!

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.05.2023 07:32:02 (can-18-05-2023)

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