Cancer Report

"Cancer, Brace Yourselves: Cosmic Crabs, Quantum Quandaries, and Unintended Time Travel!"

The next Cancer will start in 245 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 13 days, at Thursday, 02 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 242 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 241 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 321 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey Cancers, you know who you are, the ones who are as tenacious as a Cylon Centurion chasing down a Viper. Well, this week is looking like an episode straight out of Battlestar Galatica - intense, a little mind-boggling, but ultimately rewarding. With the Waxing Crescent moon just past its 5.5-day mark, we're in that "What the frak?" phase. You know, when things are starting to pick up steam but it still feels like you're navigating through a nebula. Don't fret, my crustacean comrades. This is an ideal time for growth, creativity and a little bit of good old fashioned hustle. Not unlike when Gaius Baltar was trying to convince everyone he wasn't a total self-serving weasel. Good times! This week, take a page out of Number Six's playbook. Use your innate Cancerian intuition to tap into the cosmic energy. Be bold, be mysterious, and, for the love of the gods of Kobol, be courageous. Remember that time when Six smashed a baby's head into a wall? No? Good, because that's not the direction we're going here. But her fearlessness? Yeah, let's channel that! As the moon continues to wax, expect your emotions to do the same. You might find yourself crying at the latest episode of Caprica, or laughing uncontrollably at a toaster. This is normal, or at least as normal as life gets on a spaceship fleeing from killer robots. So buckle up, Cancer crew. It's going to be a wild ride. But remember, you're as tough and resilient as a Battlestar. So say we all. #CancerHoroscope #BattlestarGalactica #WaxingCrescentMood #SoSayWeAll #CylonStyle

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.10.2023 07:32:01 (can-20-10-2023)