Cancer Report

"Cancer, This Week Your Stars are Tangled! May the Force Untangle Them...Or Just Use a Lightsaber!"

We are currently in the sign of Cancer

The Moon moves to Cancer in 11 days, at Thursday, 01 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 323 days, at Monday, 09 June, 2025

Mars moves to Cancer in 46 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

Jupiter moves to Cancer in 324 days, at Tuesday, 10 June, 2025

The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hello, my Crabby comrades! It's your favorite spacey astrologer, here to report on the lunar antics impacting your cosmic journey. Now, we all know you're as tenacious as a facehugger from Alien, but remember - even Ellen Ripley had her off days. This full moon, which is currently aging like a fine wine at 14.6 days old (yes, it's keeping track), is set to stir up some powerful emotions. But hey, if you can handle a Xenomorph in your starship, you can handle this! Expect outbursts of sentimentality that could rival a chest-burster scene. But don't worry - there's no need for flamethrowers. On the bright side, the moon's light is highlighting your inherent nurturing abilities. It's time to mother your crew, Cancer. (Just, you know, without the whole 'alien parasite' thing.) Show them why you're the heart of the ship, and the galaxy, for that matter. You might also feel a pull to retreat into your shell, just like Jonesy the cat during a spaceship crisis. And that's okay! Take time for yourself, recharge your hypersleep pods. You'll be ready to face the universe's challenges with a refreshed spirit, even if they're as unexpected as finding out your android crew member is secretly a company stooge. Just remember, dear Cancer, no matter how many aliens life throws at you, you've got the strength of Ripley and the tenacity of a Xenomorph Queen. You're unflappable even when your spaceship is self-destructing. So, as the full moon illuminates your path, keep your chin up, your flamethrower handy, and your cat close. #FullMoonFever #CancerCrusader #RipleyRealness #SpaceShellPower Stay groovy, Cancer!

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.07.2024 07:32:01 (can-21-07-2024)