Cancer Report

"Cancer, Brace Yourself: Gandalf Predicts a Shadowy Retrograde; You Shall Not Pass Without Laughing!"

The next Cancer will start in 213 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 8 days, at Wednesday, 29 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 210 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 209 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 289 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there Cancer, buckle up, because this week is going to be as unpredictable as a facehugger on the loose! With the moon in its first quarter and 8.3 days old, it's basically in its rebellious teenager phase. It's going through changes, and trust me, we'll all feel it. But hey, just like dealing with Xenomorphs, you're built for this. Now, Mercury is pulling a total Ash and not being entirely truthful. So, communication might feel as garbled as if you were trying to chat using an outdated spaceship communicator. Don’t take anything at face value and double-check before blasting off in response. Venus, on the other hand, is playing nice. It's more like Jonesy the cat - aloof, but reliable. So expect some warm and fuzzy vibes in relationships. Just remember, Jonesy also has claws, so don't get too complacent, okay? Saturn is just doing its thing, constantly reminding us of our responsibilities. It's like Mother, always watching, always nagging. Yeah, Saturn, we get it, we have stuff to do! This week is all about balance, Cancer. Harness your inner Ripley - be tough, be resourceful, but also know when to retreat and catch your breath. And remember, next time you're feeling overwhelmed, just think: at least you're not stuck on a spaceship with a killer alien creature. #InSpaceNoOneCanHearYourHoroscope #AstroAliens #FirstQuarterMoonMadness #CancerianChaos

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.11.2023 07:32:01 (can-21-11-2023)