Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare to Boldly Go Where No Crab Has Gone Before - Mercury Retrograde!"

The next Cancer will start in 149 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The moon is currently in Cancer

Mercury moves to Cancer in 146 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 145 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 225 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, Cancer! With the moon not only lounging in your sign but also being 13.4 days old (which in the lunar world is practically middle-aged, so you might want to start worrying about its mid-life crisis), you're in for a cosmically cranky time! Oh, don't look at me like that! It's not my fault you're under the influence of a celestial body that's going through a phase, literally and metaphorically. Just think of it as space puberty. It's all part of the grand cosmic cycle. Embrace it! Your emotions might be running deeper than the Mariana Trench right now, but remember, you're a Cancer. You practically invented feelings, so this is your time to shine...or cry...or both. No judgement here! Work-wise, expect some minor hiccups. Like a black hole's gravitational pull, your boss or colleagues might be more demanding. This could lead to stress levels that are higher than the International Space Station. But fear not! You've got the emotional depth of an oceanic planet, so don't let them turn your tide. In terms of love, you're as radiant as a supernova. Your charm is set to stun, and you're attracting attention like a UFO sighting. Just remember, not all alien life forms come in peace. Be discerning. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go calculate the astrological implications of a comet passing by Uranus. Stay strong, Cancer. Remember, even on your crabbiest day, you still have more personality than Pluto has status as a planet. #CancerSeason #MoonMoods #SpacePuberty #SupernovaLove #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.01.2024 07:32:01 (can-24-01-2024)