"Cancerians, Prepare to Swim Backwards: Retrograde Season is Here and It’s About to Turn Your Crabby World Upside Down!"
The next Cancer will start in 302 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024
The Moon moves to Cancer in 15 days, at Friday, 08 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 299 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024
Venus moves to Cancer in 298 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024
The First Quarter moon is currently 7.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, Cancer! My star-gazing calculations reveal that the First Quarter moon, currently 7.3 days old (yeah, I counted), is doing a cosmic cha-cha in your sign. And trust me, it's got more moves than a chess game on hyperdrive.
This week, you might find yourself feeling as moody as a teenage alien on prom night. But don't worry, it's just the moon doing its gravitational tango with your emotions. Remember, it's okay to feel all the feels, just like it's okay for me to wear tie-dye shirts while explaining quantum physics.
You are known for your nurturing nature, but this week, channel your inner Scorpius from Farscape. Be cunning, be bold, and if anyone crosses your path, just imagine them as a Peacekeeper command carrier and navigate around their drama. Life’s too short for bad vibes, right?
Your creativity is about to light up like a supernova, so don't shy away from new ideas. Even if they seem as absurd as trying to explain the concept of social media to an E.T., go for it! If an alien race can build a wormhole weapon, you can certainly brainstorm a quirky solution to your office conundrum.
Remember, the universe has a strange sense of humor, and sometimes it might feel like you’re living in a sci-fi sitcom where you're both the protagonist and the butt of the joke. But don't worry, Cancer, you've got this. Just keep swimming... or floating... or whatever it is you do in zero gravity.
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SignToday Is Posting: 24.08.2023 07:32:02 (can-24-08-2023)
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