"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: The Force of the Universe is Stronger than a Wookiee's Armpit this Month!"
The next Cancer will start in 239 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024
The Moon moves to Cancer in 7 days, at Thursday, 02 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 236 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024
Venus moves to Cancer in 235 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024
Mars moves to Cancer in 315 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Hey there Cancer, my crustacean compatriots! Grab your thermal imaging goggles, and let’s dive into your interstellar forecast, Predator style!
The Waxing Gibbous moon, currently 12 days old, is giving off more glow than a predator's heat-vision on a hot summer day. That means it's game time in the cosmic jungle for you, my crabby friends! No doubt, you're up to your claws in cloaking devices...err, I mean life's challenges. But remember, you're tougher than an alien with dreadlocks and mandibles.
With the moon in its current phase, it's like you've set a trap for success. Don't be surprised if opportunities come hurtling towards you faster than one of those gnarly alien disc weapons. And trust me, you won't need to rip out any spines to seize them!
Love is also in your stars, Cancer. You know that feeling when a bio-masked extra-terrestrial locks eyes with its prey? Yeah, it's kind of like that, but significantly less terrifying. Prepare to feel a connection deeper than any intergalactic battle. But remember, no self-destructing if things get tough!
Work might feel like a stealth mission in a Central American jungle. But don't fret! Use that crab-like tenacity to conquer any invisible foes. Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream...but in the office, Karen in HR definitely can.
So gear up, Cancer. It's time to step onto the battlefield of life, armed with your legendary perseverance and wicked plasma caster...I mean positivity.
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SignToday Is Posting: 26.10.2023 07:32:01 (can-26-10-2023)