Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare to Claw Your Way Through the Cosmos: It's Not a Shell Game Anymore!"

The next Cancer will start in 113 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 18 days, at Monday, 18 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 110 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 109 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 189 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hello, Cancers! Now, you're not crabby, just a bit sensitive, right? You're ruled by the moon, after all, and speaking of the moon, we've got a Waning Gibbous on our hands. That's scientific space lingo for "the moon's getting skinnier," the perfect inspiration for any post-holiday diets, eh? I mean, who needs a full moon when you can have a Gibbous one that's 19 days old? It's like the moon's going through a midlife crisis and decided to lose some weight. Good on you, moon! This moon phase is about releasing and letting go, so it's time to chuck out anything that doesn’t serve you anymore. Like that dodgy toaster that's been throwing burnt crumbs at you every morning or that ex who won't stop texting. Say "Cheerio!" and move on. Remember, you have a hard shell but a soft interior. It's okay to be vulnerable sometimes; it doesn't mean you're weak. It just means you're a complex, beautiful being with emotions deeper than the TARDIS is big. And that's a lot, trust me. So, during this lunar phase, embrace the cosmic energy to let go of the old and make room for the new. A bit like cleaning out your sock drawer, only more exciting. Hashtag #CrabbyNotCrabby, #MoonDiet, #TARDISemotions, and my personal favourite, #SockDrawerRevolution. Remember, the universe has your back, even when it feels like you're surrounded by Daleks. Chin up, Cancer! You're doing stellar.

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.02.2024 07:32:01 (can-29-02-2024)