"Cancer, You're Gonna Need More Than Crab Legs to Swim Through This Galactic Soup!"
The next Cancer will start in 265 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024
The Moon moves to Cancer in 6 days, at Friday, 06 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 262 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024
Venus moves to Cancer in 261 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024
Mars moves to Cancer in 341 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024
The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Great Scott, Cancer! The full moon, at a ripe old age of 15.8 days, is lighting up your life like a flux capacitor in a DeLorean! #BackToTheAstroFuture
The lunar light is shining on your emotions, making them as visible as my wild white hair in a thunderstorm. It's time to harness that energy, my crabby friend, and channel it into something productive. Perhaps inventing a time machine? No, no, I jest - although, if you can figure out the paradoxes, I'm all ears! #TimeTravelingCrabs
Your ruling planet, the Moon, is behaving like a hyperactive teenager fueled by Jolt Cola. This means your instincts are as sharp as Marty McFly's guitar skills. Use them wisely. And remember, if you feel like things are going 88 miles per hour, don’t panic. That’s just your life reaching temporal displacement speed. #MoonJolts
Be open to change, Cancer. After all, what's the point of having a flux capacitor if you're not willing to jump timelines? Now, go forth, and make like a tree... and get outta here! #FluxingCancer
Remember, the future isn't written yet, Cancer. No one's is. You're in charge of your destiny, just like I'm in charge of ensuring this DeLorean doesn't stall in the middle of a time jump. So make it a good one - for both our sakes! #UnwrittenDestiny
And always keep an eye on your emotional speedometer. If it goes over 88mph, then you're probably about to have a breakthrough or breakdown, so get ready to put the brakes on or accelerate through! #EmotionalOverdrive
Stay groovy, Cancer. And remember, as we say in the time travel business, the past is prologue. But your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one! #TimeHoppingCrab
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SignToday Is Posting: 30.09.2023 07:32:02 (can-30-09-2023)