By The Chip Witch on Friday, 31 March 2023
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans: Prepare for a Cosmic Crab Rave as Planetary Vibes Align for an Interstellar Shell-ebration!"

The next Cancer will start in 83 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 25 days, at Tuesday, 25 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 88 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

Venus moves to Cancer in 38 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023

Mars is currently in Cancer

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.3 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, my cosmic crustaceans! As Mars joins the party in your celestial crab shack, you'll be feeling the heat like an intergalactic crab boil! 🦀🔥 With the Waxing Gibbous moon already 9.3 days old, it's time to get your claws out and start grabbing those opportunities like they're tasty morsels of space shrimp. The stars are aligning to make this an optimum time for cosmic cuddles and embracing your nurturing nature. 🌔💙 But beware, dear Cancerians, for as you scuttle sideways through the universe, you may find yourself at risk of being caught in a black hole of emotion. Remember, every cosmic crab needs their shell intact to shield them from the harsh vacuum of space (and life). Keep your shell shiny and strong! 🚀💫 As Mars invades your constellation, it's time to unleash your inner nerd! Embrace your love for all things tech and sci-fi, and maybe even engage in some friendly debates about who's the best captain in Star Trek history (we know it's Picard, right?). 🤓🖖 So, Cancerians, as you navigate the cosmos this week, remember to channel your inner hippie, draw energy from Mother Earth, and just keep swimming, err... scuttling. The universe has got your back. 🌍✌️ #CrabtasticVibes #MarsInCancer #WaxOnWaxOffGibbous #OutOfThisWorldOpportunities #CosmicCrustaceans #AstroNerdAlert

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