By The Chip Witch on Friday, 11 August 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, prepare for a Cosmic Goat Rodeo: Saturn's Rings are your Hula Hoops this Week!"

The next Capricorn will start in 133 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 16 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 113 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 166 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 147 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Capricorn! Prepare yourself for a wild ride that makes the Matrix look like a rom-com. As Pluto retrogrades in your sign, things are about to get as twisted as a quantum physics equation. Don't worry, it's not actually the end of the world... just the end of the world as you know it. Everything is changing, and much like Neo dodging bullets, you'll need to be flexible and ready to adapt. Your finances are looking like the Matrix code - confusing and almost incomprehensible. But remember, Neo didn't understand the Matrix at first either. So hang tight, keep your calculator by your side, and don't let sudden changes in your budget scare you into hiding in the Nebuchadnezzar. With the 25-day-old Waning Crescent moon, your energy levels may feel like they've been zapped by an Agent. It's okay, even Neo needed some downtime. Use this period to recharge your "batteries" (or solar panels if you're going full hippie on us). In relationships, you might feel like you're caught in the Matrix with no exit in sight. Remember how Neo found his way out through understanding and acceptance? Apply the same principle. Face the issues, understand them, then kick their butts out of your life. And please, for the love of all things celestial, do not, I repeat, DO NOT take the blue pill. Stay woke, Capricorn. #TheCapricornMatrix #PlutoRetrograde #WaningCrescentMoon #StayWokeCapricorn

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-11-08-2023)

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