"Capricorn, Prepare for Cosmic Justice: Saturn Slaps You with a Reality Warrant!"
The next Capricorn will start in 162 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 17 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 142 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 195 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 176 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Hey there, Capricorn! Okay, deep breaths. I know Pluto is retrograde in your sign and you're probably feeling like a computer trying to run the latest software on Windows 95 hardware. Just remember, we're all kind of like cosmic hardware in need of an occasional upgrade. It's not a bug, it's a feature!
This week, you may feel like you're on a long, winding journey. Like, Frodo and Sam wandering around Middle Earth kind of journey, but without the orc problem. Well, unless you count your boss as an orc. No judgement here.
With the Waning Crescent moon at 25.4 days old (which is, by the way, older than that leftover pizza you're contemplating), you might feel like you're running out of fuel. But hey, you're a Capricorn, you've got more energy than a caffeinated bunny on a treadmill.
The next full moon is on 1st August 2023, at 18:33:26 precisely... because when you're dealing with celestial bodies, precision matters. Until then, try not to morph into a werewolf or anything. I mean, unless that's your thing.
This period is perfect for downloading some life updates, so don't resist the changes coming your way. Remember, even though Pluto is smaller than our moon, its influence is mighty. Kinda like Yoda, right? Small but powerful.
So, embrace the retrograde, channel your inner Jedi, and keep moving forward. And if you see any black holes on your journey, remember: they're just cosmic vacuum cleaners. Nothing to fear.
In short, Capricorn, this week brings progress through seeming chaos, like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the manual. You've got this.
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SignToday Is Posting: 13.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-13-07-2023)