"Capricorn's Week Ahead: Brace Yourself for Cosmic Administration Errors, Intergalactic Miscommunications, and, Oh Yes, Possibly a Chance of Love, if You're Into That Sort of Thing."
The next Capricorn will start in 151 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 6 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 131 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 184 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 165 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn
The First Quarter moon is currently 5.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Hello, my Capricorn cosmos cruisers! As we speak, Pluto is doing the cosmic cha-cha and moonwalking its way back through your zodiac sign. #RetrogradeReality #PlutoGotMoves
Pluto's retrograde is a bit like that awkward moment when you're surfing the web, and suddenly you're looking at memes from 2009; it's a deep dive into the past, but with more gravitas and fewer dancing hamsters. It's time to review, revisit, and revamp. And remember, 'revamp' does not mean 'turn into a vampire', although, let’s face it, the whole immortality thing could have its perks! #TwilightForever
As for our moon, she's not quite half-baked yet but still shining bright. This First Quarter moon at 5.9 days old is like a teenager who thinks they know everything. Use this energy to explore new ideas, but don't be surprised if you're met with some eye-rolling from the universe. #RebelMoon
So, my Capricorn compadres, this week is all about reflection. Think of it as a cosmic mirror held up by our dear friend, Pluto, who is currently taking a break from his usual job of being a planet... or dwarf planet... or whatever he is these days! Remember, in the great words of the Interstellar Fashion Police: "Past mistakes are just future fashion statements waiting to happen!" #CosmicFashionista
Stay groovy, Capricorns! And until next time, keep your telescopes tuned and your tin foil hats at the ready! #AstroNerdOut
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SignToday Is Posting: 24.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-24-07-2023)