By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 24 August 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace for Impact: Your Planetary Alignment is More Confused Than a Chameleon in a Bag of Skittles!"

The next Capricorn will start in 120 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 3 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 100 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 153 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 134 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, Goat-friends! The cosmos is throwing quite the celestial shindig in your honor. Pluto, everyone's favorite demoted planet, is spinning backward in your sign. Yes, you heard me right, Pluto, the once-planet-now-dwarf, is doing the moonwalk in Capricorn! And it's not because it's stuck in a 1980s pop culture time warp. This retrograde is all about you! Now, I know what you're thinking, "Wait, a retrograde? Isn't that the cosmic equivalent to stepping on a LEGO barefoot?" Oh, you silly Capricorns, always so practical! While other signs might be dreading this transitory period, you're wired to handle it. In fact, you thrive in chaos. It's like you were born with steel-toed boots. So, what's this moon business about? Well, our current First Quarter Moon is a sprightly 7.3 days old. This lunar phase is all about action and commitment, and it's interacting with your Pluto retrograde in a way that's got more synergy than a Silicon Valley start-up. All these celestial shenanigans are pushing you towards personal transformation. It might feel like you're being asked to turn lead into gold or decode the meaning behind Star Trek's Klingon language. But trust me, if anyone has the tenacity to find the philosopher's stone or master the art of interstellar linguistics it's you, Capricorn. So, dust off your telescope, put on your favorite lab coat and get ready for some self-discovery! And remember, no matter how chaotic things get, you've got this! You're a Capricorn, after all. #CapricornLife #PlutoGotTheMoves #MoonwalkRetrograde #GeekChicAstrology #ScienceMeetsSpirituality #GoatPower

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-24-08-2023)

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