"Capricorn, May The Force Be With You... Because Mercury Sure Isn't!"
The next Capricorn will start in 118 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn tomorrow, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 98 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 151 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 132 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Greetings, noble Capricorn! As Pluto is currently performing a cosmic cha-cha in reverse through your sign, you may feel like you've been decked out in thermal camouflage and dropped into a Central American jungle. That's right, you're Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator, minus the mud and muscles.
This retrograde is all about pulling back the cloak of invisibility and revealing your true self - just like our favorite intergalactic hunter with its nifty heat vision. You might find yourself unmasking hidden truths, peeling back layers of self-deception, and generally doing a lot of existential pondering.
Don't panic, though! Remember, Arnie didn't defeat the Predator by running away, he got all crafty and used the environment to his advantage. So, if you find yourself in a metaphorical jungle, look around for some metaphorical mud to cover yourself in.
As for the Waxing Gibbous moon, that's just like your personal chopper coming to get you to safety. As the moon grows bigger each night, so too will your understanding and acceptance of yourself. It's a slow process, but just remember, "Get to the choppa!"
So, keep your eyes peeled, your traps set, and remember - "If it bleeds, we can kill it." Or in your case, if it's a problem, you can solve it. Stay strong, Capricorn, and remember to laugh in the face of adversity... or at least make a witty one-liner.
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SignToday Is Posting: 26.08.2023 08:32:02 (cap-26-08-2023)