Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Gravity Takes a Holiday and Goats Start Floating!"

The next Capricorn will start in 270 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 5 days, at Monday, 01 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 288 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 230 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 159 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, dear Capricorn! The Waning Gibbous moon is at a ripe old age of 16.6 days, a well-seasoned celestial body, just like a pickled Ferengi tube worm. You'd think it would be tired of the cosmos by now, but like a Klingon at a bat'leth tournament, it's still in the game. As this moon wanes, it's a reminder that things are always changing, and not just the replicator menu in Quark's bar. Your patience, as sturdy as a pair of Vulcan ears, might be tested. But remember, even a Cardassian Vole finds its way out of the maze eventually. You're more resilient than a Tribble on a Klingon ship, dear Capricorn. If someone tries to send you on a wild goose chase through the Alpha Quadrant, remember, you have the navigational skills of a seasoned Starfleet officer. Don't let them push your buttons unless they're ready for a warp speed response! So stand tall, my interstellar goat. Embrace the changes, just as we embrace the inevitable reruns of the Dominion War. You will come out of this stronger than a bottle of Romulan Ale. #CapricornCosmicVibes #WaningGibbousGrooves #StarTrekAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.03.2024 08:32:02 (cap-27-03-2024)