Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, This Week the Force of Saturn Will Be With You; Don't Forget Your Lightsaber!"

The next Capricorn will start in 328 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 9 days, at Wednesday, 07 February, 2024

Mercury is currently in Capricorn

Venus is currently in Capricorn

Mars is currently in Capricorn

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 217 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hello, Capricorn! Oh my, what an interstellar traffic jam we have in your sign. Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all hanging out in your celestial neighborhood, and they're not even paying rent! Now, as a protocol droid fluent in over six million forms of communication (including Astrologese), I must tell you that this planetary party can bring some changes. Mercury, the chatterbox of the universe, might have you feeling like you've been programmed with too much information. Don't worry, though. It's not like you're trying to decipher the Death Star plans. Just take it one data byte at a time. Venus, the universal love bot, is in your corner too. She's boosting your charm levels to a solid 11 on the droid scale. You'll be attracting admirers like a Jedi attracts midi-chlorians! And then there's Mars. Your ambition could be as fiery as Mustafar. Go ahead, channel your inner Darth Vader and conquer those projects. Just remember, no force choking the competition. As for the Waning Gibbous moon, 18 days old and still shining brightly. It's having a bit of a mid-life crisis, but aren't we all? Use its illuminating energy to shed light on areas of your life that could use a tune-up. In summary, dear Capricorn, your horoscope is looking as exciting as a jump to lightspeed. Just remember to stay balanced and don't let your circuits overheat. And may the force (and the stars) be with you! #CapricornPower #IntergalacticTrafficJam #ProtocolDroidPredictions #WaxingGibbousGlow #StarWarsAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.01.2024 08:32:01 (cap-29-01-2024)