"Capricorns, Gear Up! Saturn's Moon Titan is throwing a Galactic Disco Party and You're the Guest of Honor!"
The next Capricorn will start in 115 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 25 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 95 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 148 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 129 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.7 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Well now, Capricorn, let's talk about the cosmic conundrum you're in.
Pluto, that once planet now dwarf planet, has decided to go all retrograde on us in your sign. Like it has forgotten how to planet properly! #PlanetAmnesia. That means its usual forward-thinking energy is taking a backseat, and we're all revisiting some old haunts. You might find yourself feeling like you're stuck in the cargo bay of Serenity with Jayne's hat on your head, wondering how you got there.
Now, don't go pulling a River Tam on me and panicking. This is a good chance to sift through the space dust and find the shiny things you missed first time around. Like a treasure hunt, but with your past mistakes. Fun, right? #TimeTravelWithoutTheEngine
And let's not forget about our half moon - waxing gibbous, if you like the fancy terminology. It's about as reliable as Wash playing with his dinosaur toys on the dashboard. You see, this phase of the moon often brings a surge of energy, or in your case, the need to fix that gorram engine for the umpteenth time. #WrenchTherapy
So, what does this mean for you, Capricorn? Well, it's about tying up those loose ends, fixing what got broke, and not letting the past hold you hostage like some uninvited Reaver. And remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey. Or in your case, the hilarious, slightly awkward journey of self-discovery. #IsThatAMetaphorOrASpaceShip
Keep flying, Capricorn!+#KeepFlyingCapricorn
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SignToday Is Posting: 29.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-29-08-2023)