By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 30 April 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Prepare to Serenade the Stars: This Month's Forecast Brings Love and Cosmic Shenanigans to Our Trusty Space Steeds!"

The next Capricorn will start in 236 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 9 days, at Tuesday, 09 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 216 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 269 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 250 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 43 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.6 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Attention, all Capricorns on board the Starship Enterprise - I mean, Earth! It's Captain James T. Kirk here, ready to beam you up with a horoscope tailored for your mission. Set phasers to stun and buckle up, because as the Waxing Gibbous moon reaches 9.6 days old, it's time to boldly go where no Capricorn has gone before! As the great Leonard "Bones" McCoy might say, "Dammit Jim, I'm an astrologer, not a doctor!" But don't worry, my dear Capricorns, I've got the cosmic scoop for you. As the moon swells with light, it's time for you to expand your horizons as well. This is the perfect moment to explore new territories, both in your personal and professional lives. Remember, fortune favors the brave - or as Mr. Spock would say, "Live long and prosper." Now, with a Waxing Gibbous moon in orbit, you may find that your energies are intensifying. Much like my encounters with the Klingons, this can be both a blessing and a curse. Embrace this newfound vigor, but be cautious not to get too caught up in the heat of the moment. After all, it's never wise to challenge a Gorn to a wrestling match without a good plan. In matters of the heart, take a cue from my own romantic escapades and keep an open mind. The universe has a funny way of bringing people into our lives when we least expect it. So brush up on those Vulcan mating rituals and be prepared for anything. Just remember that love, much like the final frontier, can be a beautiful but unpredictable adventure. So there you have it, my Capricorn crew members. With the power of the Waxing Gibbous moon behind you, it's time to embark on a cosmic journey filled with excitement, challenges, and opportunity. To quote the great Captain Jean-Luc Picard, "Engage!" #CaptainKirkHoroscopes #CapricornCosmicJourney #WaxingGibbousAdventures #SpaceHippieAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.04.2023 08:32:01 (cap-30-04-2023)

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