By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 20 July 2024
Category: Gemini

Gemini Report

"Van Gogh-ing Gemini: Prepare for a Starry, Starry Night of Cosmic Twists and Turns!"

The next Gemini will start in 305 days, at Wednesday, 21 May, 2025

The Moon moves to Gemini in 10 days, at Tuesday, 30 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 310 days, at Monday, 26 May, 2025

Venus moves to Gemini in 350 days, at Saturday, 05 July, 2025

Mars moves to Gemini tomorrow, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Gemini

Uranus moves to Gemini in 353 days, at Tuesday, 08 July, 2025

The Full moon is currently 13.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hello, dear Gemini! Get ready to break out your dancing shoes because Jupiter is currently crashing at your place. Yes, that big ol’ gas giant has decided to make itself comfy in your celestial living room. And you know what that means? It’s party time! Jupiter, being the social butterfly of the solar system, is all about expansion, growth, and abundance. So, Gemini, expect to find yourself in some conversations that are deeper than a black hole and more enlightening than a supernova explosion. But remember, with great cosmic power comes great responsibility. Try not to get sucked into any wormholes of gossip or spread rumors faster than the speed of light. Also, our good friend the moon is just over halfway through its cycle, at 13.5 days old to be exact. This is like the teenager phase for our lunar buddy. Expect mood swings, unpredictable behavior, and possibly an urge to paint the moon's bedroom black. I'm kidding, of course. Well, half-kidding. You might feel a bit emotionally charged, so channel that energy into creative pursuits. Maybe invent a new dance move? Or perhaps write a sci-fi novel featuring a witty, somewhat nerdy, hippie astrologer. Just a suggestion. Remember, Geminis, you're like Schrödinger's cat – simultaneously capable of amazing productivity and world-class procrastination. So, harness the positive vibes from Jupiter, navigate the tumultuous tides of the teenage moon, and let’s get this cosmic party started! #JupiterInGemini #CosmicPartyTime #AstroNerdHumor #GeminiGetDown #FullMoonFever

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