The next Gemini will start in 321 days (Thursday, 21 May, 2026, 02:16 UTC)
The Moon moves to Gemini in 17 days (Monday, 21 July, 2025, 02:16 UTC)
Mercury moves to Gemini in 318 days (Monday, 18 May, 2026, 02:16 UTC)
Venus is currently in Gemini
Venus moves to Gemini in 295 days (Saturday, 25 April, 2026, 02:16 UTC)
Mars moves to Gemini in 360 days (Monday, 29 June, 2026, 02:16 UTC)
Uranus moves to Gemini in 4 days (Tuesday, 08 July, 2025, 02:16 UTC)
Venus In Gemini
When sweet Venus enters fun and flighty Gemini, it’s like someone turned on the lights. We suddenly have greater openness and clarity in what will make us happy. It’s about variety, and experiencing not just one, but many paths to pleasure. Throw a handful of different flavored Pop Rocks into your mouth and you’ll get a taste for what Venus in Gemini is all about: effervescent, ticklish, fun...
Love takes on a more lighthearted, cerebral tone when Venus moves through Gemini. Instead of connecting over deep passions or intense physical attractions, we’re drawn to lovers who thrill our minds. Communicating through long conversations and playful texts keeps us stimulated and interested in learning more. For those dating, this is an amazing time to get to know someone new, and to share stories of your own life. And for those in relationships, Venus in Gemini can help long-time lovers learn something brand new about each other, and reignite the excitement.
Gemini needs variety to stay interested, so relationships that lack energy or have fallen into a rut may not survive this transit. This isn’t a time to commit or profess our undying love, it’s about enjoying all the opportunities available to us. Have fun, flirt, and be playful. When we put aside our self-made rules about what we like and don’t like, we open ourselves to new experiences and levels of happiness.
In terms of money, Venus in Gemini encourages you to spend on things that will enrich your brain and energize your spirit. Things like books, games, or gadgets. If you’re in the market for a bigger ticket item, a new phone or laptop can help you communicate better and connect you with the rest of the world.
The key to Venus in Gemini is this: It’s not about testing, it’s about tasting. It’s about experiencing a variety of flavors, exploring fresh ideas, and realizing that life and love are as exciting as you make them.
Gemini Report
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The next Gemini will start in 236 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024
The Moon moves to Gemini in 5 days, at Tuesday, 03 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Gemini in 250 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024
Venus moves to Gemini in 239 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024
Mars moves to Gemini in 297 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024
Jupiter moves to Gemini in 241 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024
The Full moon is currently 13.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Alright my Gemini twins, listen up – this is your horoscope, presented with all the subtlety of a well-known politician at a press conference (I'm looking at you, Boris Johnson!).
This month is going to be as unpredictable as a Brexit negotiation, so fasten your seatbelts. With the full moon 13.5 days old, just like a perfectly-aged cheese, the cosmic energy is ripe for the picking!
As a Gemini, you're known for your dual nature, right? Well, that's going to be as useful as a two-for-one deal at a supermarket. When life gives you lemons, you're going to make lemonade...and then sell it for a tidy profit! Your communication skills are going to be sharper than a cutting-edge AI algorithm, so use them to your advantage.
Watch out though, your love life may resemble a parliament debate – lots of talking and little action. But don't fret, because just like a filibuster, you can always talk your way out of (or into) anything. Remember, your charm is as irresistible as free healthcare!
Your lucky number this month is 350 million (just like that infamous Brexit bus), and your power color is red, white, and blue - because, why not?
So go forth, my Gemini friends, and remember: in the grand theatre of life, you're the star – or should we say, the 'Member of Parliament'?
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SignToday Is Posting: 28.09.2023 07:22:01 (gem-28-09-2023)
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