Leo Report

"Leo, prepare to ROAR! Solar flares might mess with your WiFi, but your cosmic connection is stronger than any router!"

The next Leo will start in 173 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 21 days, at Thursday, 22 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Leo in 153 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 162 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 277 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Alright, all you fiery Leos out there! The stars have spoken and it's time to unleash your inner lion. With the Third Quarter moon now 20.6 days old (yes, that's right, I counted each day, one by one, with a cup of chai and my favorite Star Trek reruns in the background), it's time for some celestial comic relief. This lunar phase is like the universe's very own "delete history" button. Time to let go of any past grudges or unwanted haircuts. I'm looking at you, Dave from the office, with that mullet, pretending you're Billy Ray Cyrus circa 1992. Your ruling planet, the Sun, is practically screaming at you to step into the limelight. But remember, the Sun also causes sunburns, so pack some SPF and don't forget to moisturize! Mercury in retrograde is causing some communication hiccups, so if you accidentally send that embarrassing text to your boss instead of your best friend, just blame it on the planets. They've got broad cosmic shoulders, they can handle it. This week, embrace the eccentricities of life. If you suddenly feel the urge to join a kazoo orchestra or start a collection of vintage potato peelers, go for it! The universe is all about those quirky vibes right now. Remember, Leos, you're as majestic as they come. So strut your stuff, let your mane down, and roar to your heart's content. Keep your paws crossed for some good luck this week and keep an eye out for alien invasions - you never know when your extraterrestrial cousins might drop by for a visit. Remember, Mercury may be in retrograde but your sass is in overdrive. Go forth and conquer, cosmic lions! #Leo #Horoscope #ThirdQuarterMoon #StarTrekAndAstrology #AstrologyWithASideOfHumor #SassySunSigns #AstroHippie #CosmicComedy

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.02.2024 07:42:02 (leo-01-02-2024)