Leo Report

"Leo, Use the Roar! Galactic Shifts Predict a Hair-Raising Week Ahead, May the Furr-ce Be With You!"

The next Leo will start in 198 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 18 days, at Thursday, 25 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Leo in 178 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 187 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 302 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Leo! This is your main man, the star-struck, space-dust-covered astrologer with an infectious laugh and an uncanny knack for finding humor in the cosmos. So, what's on the plate for our courageous, fiery lions? Let's get the galactic party started! With the Waning Crescent moon pulling a 25.1-day-old all-nighter, you might be feeling a bit like a smeghead who's misplaced his vindaloo. Your energy levels could be more fluctuating than a quantum particle in a superposition. But fear not, my celestial comrades, the universe has got your back. Remember, it's always darkest before the dawn... or, in this case, the full moon. Speaking of which, our next lunar light show is scheduled for 17:54:43 on the 25th of January, 2024. So, mark your calendars, set your watches, and maybe invest in some good quality binoculars. You wouldn't want to miss this one. Until then, embrace the chaos. Like a supernova, let the pressures and intensities of life fuel your transformation. Don't be afraid to let go, explode into a brilliant spectacle of light and energy, and then settle into a cool, composed neutron star. Or, in layman's terms, have a meltdown, dance it out, and then enjoy a nice cuppa with a sigh of relief. This month, seize opportunities with the same enthusiasm as a black hole devouring a star. And remember, you're hotter than any solar flare, cooler than any comet, and more fascinating than any cosmic mystery. So, take it easy, Leo. Ride the cosmic waves, chase the interstellar dreams, and never forget to find humor in the grand scheme of things. Because, after all, we're all just stardust trying to make sense of this wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey universe. #LeoHoroscope #CosmicChaos #AstrologyWithASmile #NerdOutWithTheStars #KeepCalmAndStargazeOn

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.01.2024 07:42:01 (leo-07-01-2024)