Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for Purr-fectly Hairy Situations: Cosmic Hairballs Ahead in The Lion's Mane of Life!"

The next Leo will start in 163 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 11 days, at Thursday, 22 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Leo in 143 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 152 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 267 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The New moon is currently 1.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hello, my magnificent Leo lions! It seems the cosmos have drawn up quite the celestial menu for you. The New Moon is barely out of its celestial diapers at 1.6 days old. And as it toddles along, it's shedding its cosmic baby fat all over your zodiac sign. Now, now, don't get your mane in a knot! This ain't some galactic mess you need to clean up. But rather, it's an abundance of celestial energy that's coming your way. Think of it as the universe's way of saying, "Here, have some stardust. I insist." This week, you're going to be more charged up than a Dalek on a caffeine high. Your charisma - already off the charts on any normal day - is going to skyrocket. You'll be able to charm the pants off anyone (figuratively speaking, of course), and even the Cybermen wouldn't stand a chance against your magnetism. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility (#SpidermanReference). Use your supercharged charisma wisely. Don't just use it to cut in line at the coffee shop or to beat traffic lights (they're immune to your charms, trust me, I've tried). Instead, harness this energy to make meaningful connections, mend fences, or finally ask that cute barista out (#ShootYourShot2022). But no matter what, remember to keep your ego in check. You're a Leo, not a Godzilla. And on a final note, this week, avoid giving fashion advice to any Virgos you know. They're dealing with their own cosmic kerfuffle, and your "constructive criticism" might come off as more destructive than helpful (#FashionPoliceOnStrike). So, go forth, lions, and make the most of this cosmic power surge! Remember, the universe doesn't give us anything we can't handle - unless it's a rogue black hole, then we're all pretty much screwed (#NerdHumor). Astrologically yours, The Nerdy Hippie Astrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.02.2024 07:42:02 (leo-11-02-2024)